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Tessamack — Dammit Archimedes

Published: 2011-06-24 05:49:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 5261; Favourites: 319; Downloads: 44
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Description Stop eating the patients, you'll get indigestion.

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Kyuzeth [2014-03-01 20:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Archimedes can secretly transform into a roc (gigantic bird of myth) and destroy everything.

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WalkingMelonsAAA [2013-09-25 10:04:21 +0000 UTC]

hahah yesss TF2 lol Medic for the Win

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kawaiilime [2013-03-31 15:47:16 +0000 UTC]

archimedes no

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technoj10 [2013-03-28 21:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Instafave.

Sort of unrelated:
You know how at the end of "Meet the Medic", Archimedes got stuck in the Scout's stomach? Well, if you blow up the Scout, there's a 1 in 100 chance Archimedes will fly out of him!

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moonlighttouchesgir [2011-09-10 23:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Lolz that bird loves guts!!

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Tessamack In reply to moonlighttouchesgir [2011-09-16 16:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah he does!

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moonlighttouchesgir In reply to Tessamack [2011-09-17 19:40:11 +0000 UTC]

XD I want a bird like that

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Nightmarecl [2011-07-30 22:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Heheh, Archimedes, that wonderful bird, he looks great pecking a heart, although there are few organs that look decent being eaten... never thought I'd say that. Meet the Medic was great and so is this, well done.

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Tessamack In reply to Nightmarecl [2011-08-02 20:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Few birds can look so FABULOUS when munching organs.

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Nightmarecl In reply to Tessamack [2011-08-02 20:35:45 +0000 UTC]

Only other bird I could think that great eating something would be a vulture, but they are not very nice to look at to begin with. Archimedes is still the best of the lot, makes the Medic even better.

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XexustheSilver [2011-06-30 22:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Archamides NO! O_o Ees feelc in zere

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Tessamack In reply to XexustheSilver [2011-06-30 23:20:47 +0000 UTC]


oh wow someone actually made an icon :U

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XexustheSilver In reply to Tessamack [2011-07-02 16:50:32 +0000 UTC]

LOLz

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Sonic911229 [2011-06-27 05:56:17 +0000 UTC]

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Tessamack In reply to Sonic911229 [2011-06-27 07:15:54 +0000 UTC]

HAHA

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Sonic911229 In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-27 07:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Archimedes no, it's filthy in there.

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randomeye713 [2011-06-26 06:56:18 +0000 UTC]


that's a clever description you got there...

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Tessamack In reply to randomeye713 [2011-06-26 08:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you

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XKanataTheSeedrianX [2011-06-25 20:23:38 +0000 UTC]

"Stop eating the patients, you'll get indigestion."

I lol'd. Hard.

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Tessamack In reply to XKanataTheSeedrianX [2011-06-25 22:17:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, hehehe.

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nightchildmoonchild [2011-06-25 16:42:14 +0000 UTC]

For a dove, he's quite violent.

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Tessamack In reply to nightchildmoonchild [2011-06-25 22:17:44 +0000 UTC]

He hangs with Medic, and by extent, a pack of vicious mercenaries.

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SophiaDragonMaster [2011-06-25 16:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Archimedes is the best dove EVAR!

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Tessamack In reply to SophiaDragonMaster [2011-06-25 22:18:07 +0000 UTC]

I suppose, yeah. He's pretty coo. Oh I'm so punny.

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AvengedSouls [2011-06-25 08:59:35 +0000 UTC]

I love you for creating this man ;u; {insert funny and witty comment about meet the Medic and Archimedes here}

Also may I use it as my desktop background?

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Tessamack In reply to AvengedSouls [2011-06-25 10:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm so glad you like it. And to be honest, I'm kinda getting tired of the jokes. They're cute and all, but I respect your comment so much more, thank you.

ajsdhajksdhak Sure! It's a PNG with no background, so be careful, it may come out shitty... I intend to update it soon, anyway, so there's that.

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toamac [2011-06-25 07:36:49 +0000 UTC]

francis:I hate birds
*coo form Francis*
medic:Archimedes ?

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-25 10:05:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-25 12:27:31 +0000 UTC]

pills

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-25 22:20:52 +0000 UTC]

here

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-25 23:19:48 +0000 UTC]

BETTER GRAB WHAT I CAN

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-26 01:04:20 +0000 UTC]

I hate pills

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-26 01:31:19 +0000 UTC]

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-26 01:34:34 +0000 UTC]

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-26 02:08:28 +0000 UTC]

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-26 03:03:14 +0000 UTC]

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-26 06:06:35 +0000 UTC]

GRAB A SHOT

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-27 05:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I LURV HORSES.

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-27 06:32:52 +0000 UTC]

ever had a horse it tastey

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Tessamack In reply to toamac [2011-06-27 07:16:32 +0000 UTC]

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toamac In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-27 10:41:12 +0000 UTC]

nick:you mom's car

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32-teahousemoons In reply to toamac [2011-06-25 08:18:06 +0000 UTC]

You know what I don't hate?
vat?
I don't hate vests.
....dummkopf
YYYES!

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toamac In reply to 32-teahousemoons [2011-06-25 09:30:45 +0000 UTC]

DUDE THIS JUST LIKE TEAM FORTRESS 2
SCOUT YOU ARE DEAD
WELL PISS
(kill ellis with mini gun)
boy i going to miss you goofy ass
KEEP CRYING BABY
OH SHIT TAAANK!
WUUT
I GOING TO BEAT THAT TANK ASS
(chain saw revs)
NOT GOOD DOKTER
IS THERE POINT TO YOU LIFEz

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32-teahousemoons In reply to toamac [2011-06-25 13:44:42 +0000 UTC]



ARCHIMEDES NO

its filthy in zere

bleh


(forgive me)

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toamac In reply to 32-teahousemoons [2011-06-25 23:20:46 +0000 UTC]

O_O

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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-06-25 07:20:26 +0000 UTC]

I just love the medic video!

And archimedes!

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Tessamack In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-06-25 10:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, it was incredible.

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-25 10:29:48 +0000 UTC]

"Ah! Don't be zuch a baby, ribs grow back"

To Archimedes: "No zey don't!"

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Tessamack In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-06-25 22:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Kill me

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Tessamack [2011-06-25 22:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Later! C:<

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