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ThatCreeperNextDoor — What do?
Published: 2013-03-23 02:50:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 901; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 0
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SO YOU FIND THIS GUY AT YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET.WHAT DO?
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Rape? No, I wouldn't call it that. How about surprise buttsex?
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...oh.
//strips//
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Bwaaahh.
Thankyouuu. ;U; ♥
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Baahhh. Shirt is actually from Hot Topic. c:
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.....he'd like that. c;
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Good. He can be a plushie on my bed.
Srs, I wanna make a plushie of him.
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He would cuddle you like no other plushie would.
Literally. Because plushies can't actually move. Right?
Righttt?
MAKE IT OMG.
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If I find a pattern I will totally make him. ;u;
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I WILL.
When I find money for fabric. ;u;
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i'd angrily chicken dance towards him while whispering 'what time is it?'
and follow him around until he replied with 'adventure time'
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HOLY SHIT WHY I CANT I STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
he'd probably say it right off the bat and rub your face.
because he's into that shit.
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I'M SORRY NOT SORRY
i've never even seen adventure time i'd probably be all like 'incorrect good sir it is noon (or w/e time it was)' and then turn to walk away but suddenly trustfall on him
so sneaky
i obviously get all the boys at my school can you tell
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i think he'd cry because i would.
i bet you do...
i bet you do.
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And then I'd start crying and we'd just sit there crying and happily ever after in a store
das right
actually no but
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Make a pool of the tears.
Probably gonna end up being a pool later.
There will be no store.
shshshhshs it's okay. your milkshakes will attract them.
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Yeah yeah that would work
and thus is the story of how I'll meet a guy one day at a store and we'd make a pool
the end
But i'd have eaten my milkshakes by the time they'd get to my yard
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