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The rights to Thomas and Friends belongs to Hit Entertainment.This image is a parody of 'For Dummies' and is not for profit.
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BrightBulb13 [2022-09-15 12:30:47 +0000 UTC]
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Sagwanut [2018-07-09 06:13:59 +0000 UTC]
The Foolish Magistrate's second-favorite Western book behind John Callahan's Pelswick books.
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maxvision92 [2018-06-23 00:50:11 +0000 UTC]
It comes with a free doctor's report that'll keep you safe from any intensive physical labor, even if it's your train that's stopped!
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CoreyAMurray In reply to maxvision92 [2019-09-09 05:30:29 +0000 UTC]
"My doctor has forbidden me to pull."
"My doctor has forbidden me to push."
I'm quite surprised his doctor didn't forbid him to walk
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CoreyAMurray [2018-06-17 12:42:51 +0000 UTC]
I suppose one of the chapters is:
So You're a Railway Director and Have Now Become a Controller Thanks to Nationalisation. What Now?
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The-ARC-Minister In reply to CoreyAMurray [2018-06-19 03:27:39 +0000 UTC]
Mate, you nailed the chapter heading.
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Sagwanut In reply to CoreyAMurray [2018-07-16 07:32:58 +0000 UTC]
Also:
So One of Your Engines Has Crashed Into the Sea. What Now?
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CoreyAMurray In reply to Sagwanut [2018-07-16 08:51:05 +0000 UTC]
Scold him by saying, "You are a very disobedient engine!", for one
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Sagwanut In reply to CoreyAMurray [2018-07-16 18:48:38 +0000 UTC]
Also, for foreign relations:
So You Just Saved an American/Canadian Locomotive from Sitting in a Museum for All Eternity and Brought It to Sodor. What Now?
So You Made a Business Deal with a Fat Chinese Magistrate Who Owns Siamese Cats. What Now?
So You Bought a Kenyan Tank Engine and a Mainland Engine and Want Them in Your Main Locomotive Lineup. What Now?
So You Found a Lost Japanese Engine in the Woods. What Now?
So Your Most Splendid Red Engine has Fallen in Love with Your First Yellow Engine. What Now?
So You've Bought a American Boxcab Locomotive. What Now?
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CoreyAMurray In reply to Sagwanut [2018-07-16 19:30:09 +0000 UTC]
I understand the BWBA and Hero of the Rails references, but I'm confused about the rest:
-Is the "fat Chinese magistrate" line a Sagwa reference? And if so, what does it have to do with Thomas & Friends?
-Is the "red engine" and "first yellow engine" a reference to a pairing of James and Molly?
-Who are the "American/Canadian locomotive" and the "American boxcab locomotive"?
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Sagwanut In reply to CoreyAMurray [2018-07-16 22:28:09 +0000 UTC]
-Yes, it implies Fatt Hatt does business deals with the Magistrate
-Yes
-Porter (to name one North American engine on the NWR) and Phillip
Also:
So Misty Island Got Invaded or Something, IDK. What Now?
So the Fish Train Keeps Crashing. What Now?
So Your Green Engine that Just Got Rebuilt needs Special Coal Again. What Now?
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Sagwanut In reply to CoreyAMurray [2020-03-27 02:15:23 +0000 UTC]
Back from the dead with:
So One of Your Engines' Crews Just Died from Drowning When Your Fish Train Crashed into the Sea. What now?
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Sagwanut In reply to Thebronypilot15 [2018-07-16 18:49:15 +0000 UTC]
The Barnes & Noble locations at Crovan's Gate, Skarloey, and Brendam.
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elr79655 [2017-09-04 05:49:55 +0000 UTC]
I suppose sales from this add to his retirement package.
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The-ARC-Minister In reply to sodormatchmaker [2017-04-18 05:32:38 +0000 UTC]
Available from all North Western Railway Stations.
Offer only available for residents of Sodor.
For Terms and Conditions; see Sir Topham Hatt.
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sodormatchmaker In reply to The-ARC-Minister [2017-04-18 05:36:59 +0000 UTC]
If this were real, it would sell like Hotcakes.
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lag-roil [2017-04-11 15:48:16 +0000 UTC]
So this is how Sir Topham Hatt may have learnt how to manage the NWR. Interesting.
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