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Published: 2007-02-01 22:37:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 507; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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Myiuki [2008-04-22 18:11:44 +0000 UTC]

eat that..um...orange thing. hell yeah. eat it.
sexy.


in retrospect i find it amusing that i am the second person to see this picture and think of porn, though for entirely different reasons, i'm pretty sure innerasylum was thinking of porn before seeing the picture though.

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GRANTAR111 [2007-02-02 03:39:03 +0000 UTC]

grapefruits are kinda gross, not my favorite fruits

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innerasylum [2007-02-02 02:10:49 +0000 UTC]

Dude, Tara. I was looking at some adult themed photography... and I've been meaning to ask you...

Are you a porn star? Because I thought I was tripping out or maybe it was just the shot, but holy fuck. The more pictures I looked at, the more it looked like you.

I figured it would be best to just find new porn... but uh.

I've always wanted to see you naked and in compromising positions.

I kinda felt bad.

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the-happy-tree In reply to innerasylum [2007-02-02 17:20:54 +0000 UTC]

which porn star, out of curiosity? does she have a zillion endorsments on like, a zillion sex toys? because she does look like me...and i sometimes wonder if my biological mother is her.

sadly, i don't think i can be a porn star. i have the body of an 11 year old boy.

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innerasylum In reply to the-happy-tree [2007-02-02 18:36:15 +0000 UTC]

That sounds about right, actually.

Dude... I don't actually know what to say.

Because... if that's your mom...

And... You know.

Pictures... and stuff...

Dunno whether to feel really bad or to laugh.

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the-happy-tree In reply to innerasylum [2007-02-02 20:08:20 +0000 UTC]

i don't think i'd feel bad. i think i'd feel bad because she has a nice rack that i didn't inherit. i think i'd like to contact her. "am i your daughter? our likness is extraordinary."

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the-happy-tree In reply to innerasylum [2007-02-02 20:07:20 +0000 UTC]

can you link me to a picture? i'd like to look at mama for awhile.

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xelemental-love [2007-02-01 22:38:43 +0000 UTC]

hahah it's cute, and funny at the same time. :] good job.

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