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Published: 2019-06-15 15:52:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 2131; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 10
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I asked for a mocha latte in a eco-friendly cup, not a recyclable cup!
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I got enough of that in high school. I couldn't fart without being called a racist.
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she looks confused rather than any sort of emotion I would tie to a political rant or snark...
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okay I think I've got it, so what's going on is something big happened with whatever character(s) are outside this picture and moments before this big something, one of the characters ordered a coffee or sent her to pick it up and she gets back and is like "here's your coffee...???"Β
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You'll get what I give you and you'll be happy about it or the coffee isn't going down your throat.
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How am I you ask? I got a cutiemark in serving coffee and are destined for nothing but mediocrity and minimum wage jobs. You tell me how I'm doing.Β
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Very cool, I have no idea what to say her except, "This is why I would vote for Luna if it was a democracy."
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- reads small print - "This cup is sponsored by Sunbucks. Forcing unwanted politics into your coffee since... 2010?! No wonder why everypony loves Celestia these days!
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"What does this label say? Hmm... 'If you can read this, this coffee cup is about to explode violently.' OH, SHI--!"
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The label is written on the bottom of the cups, so it says "If you can read this, you've just poured hot coffee over your crotch".
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So a number of years ago I was taking some hot chocolate to my younger brothers class party, the roads in that part of town were rather bumpy and the lid on the crockpot was loose, needless to say, I wasn't a very happy camper by the time we got to the school.
But heck if that wouldn't be funny if they actually put that on the coffee cups Β
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Somewhat related, a townie once spilled hot soup over their crotch in the cafeteria. He started screaming and pulling his pants off as the hot soup had soaked into them and was burning him.
So ... he's in the school cafeteria, and he's stripped himself off ...
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I spilled maple syrup on my pants once when we were having the "breakfast for lunch" and that ended up hurting quite a bit trying to move or get my pants off later that night.Β
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ITβS FUNNY BECAUSE THE SUN IS A STAR. I like the pony OC.
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It's not actually an OC. She's a cannon character who happens to have a coffee cup for a cutie mark. She's from the Parent Map episode.
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One double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread Frappuccino extra hot with foam whipped cream upside down double blended one SweetβN Low and one NutraSweet ... with ice, for Princess ...... Twinkle Sprinkle.
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Would you like coffee with that?
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Sadly, this is the coffee. I wish I was making that up.
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So ... is this taken orally?
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It's a real order from a famous coffeehouse chain, if it's what you're asking.
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"Fluff like this is why I voted for Luna.Β Celestia's the reason so much is censored, even my dialogue.Β Her initials are even PC.Β Coincidence?Β I think NOT!"
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"I prefer South Connemaran blends. You've probably never heard of them."
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Is it safe to google that?
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"It's the new flavor: "tear of the oppressed", but it's too salty"
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"*sigh* I'm all out of bubblegum and I wish I knew how to kick ass."
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"Politics? Oh so that's why it tastes like mud and disappointment."
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This Liberatte' has a certain wang to it...
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Got that line from the movie "Hollywood Knights", when somebody peed in a punch bowl.
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-after sipping the coffee and transforming into her-Β Me: So I'm Raspberry Latte now..... Huh.
(I can't help it, I'm a Transformative Expert X3)
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Why did the hipster burn her mouth? She drank her coffee before it was cool.
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Booo, Boooo, Booo Ah say.
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You know why hipster ponies hate the sea ponies? Too current!
*runs from the tomatoes being thrown at him*
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Booo, Booo, Boo Ah say.
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Hipster Mare: Politics? I could have sworn it was Urine.
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(Insert your dialog Here)Raspberry Latte, "Why is the coffee neutral grey?"
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Uh this is funny.
My dialog. I don't like Politics in my coffee. But the coffee is great here.
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hopefully it is...i mean it Costs around 3-5β¬ per Cup...it whould be a Scandal if it whould not taste^^
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Well, there are already very expensive coffee. Maybe I would not like it. But I could not afford it anyway to try it.
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My closest one costs about $7 for a Latte, because it's in a rest stop they charge double.
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