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Description
(Original character; Crowley belongs to me and OMG I ACTUALLY GOT INTO THE ENDZONE ASDFGKL;;; HARRRRGH.)

There are a few things you should know about Ever After's unluckiest intern, Miss Crowley (or Crow, if you like.)

She is the sort of person who one can always see when the filmreel pauses, centered on a figure who happens to be sedately plunging over a cliff to certain doom below; looking dismayed, but not overly surprised, with her imminent fate. A narrator might suggest that, as the rocky shoals loomed large before her, Crowley couldn't help but think of how calmly the day had begun.

If this celluloid moment of doomed clarity could be condensed into a single sensation, and then stretched out over a lifetime, this would be the kind of person Crowley is.

Crowley has a habit of pausing between every step, as if she is surprised to be alive, and has a constantly hunted look on her face, as if she knows it can't last.

She is very keen, but mostly harmless.

From The Files:

Height: 1.78 m (about 5'10").
Weight: 60 kg (between 130 and 140 pounds).
Reach: 78.7 cm (about 31 inches).
Head Circumference: 61 cm (about 24 inches).
Eye Colour: Green.
Hair Colour: Light brown.
Skin Colour: Fair.
Blood Type: Red.
Species: Homo sapiens sapiens.
Employee Identification Number: #CR23101305.
Astrological Sign: Libra.
Religious/Philosophical Leanings: Utopian.

Fighting Style: Panicked Flailing.
Weight Class: Cruiserweight.
Groove: A groove.
Fighting Stance: Loose. Slouchy. Preparing to run away.

Special: Having a Little Moment (QCF, QCF, HP).
Super Special: It Makes Me MSTy Eyed (HCB, HCF, HK + HP).
Taunt: The Canadian Super Taunt (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select).

Favourite Food: General Tso's chicken.
Least Favourite Food: Mushrooms.
Favourite Band: Foo Fighters.
Home Stage Theme: "Canned Heat" by Jamiroquai.

Skills: An extra and a working stiff by trade, Crowley can hardly be qualified as an out-and-out brawler. Her skill set lends itself well to being an intern, though; she can collate fiendishly quickly, she brews passable coffee, she knows the favourite doughnut flavours of several of her immediate superiors, and - perhaps most importantly to anyone employed at Ever After - she has a miraculous knack for bein' where the murderin' isn't. Her medical training is rudimentary at best (and downright holey at worst), but she can occasionally patch up herself or others. She understands Dilbert, but she doesn't like it.

Weapons: As Crow's participation in the Endzone tournament is just another in a series of unfortunate accidents for which she is woefully unprepared, she brings only what she typically carries with her into a fight -- a clipboard, a stethoscope, and occasionally a pot of coffee or a doughnut.

Motives: Ever After Asylum and Home for the Fantastically Traumatized offered Crowley a competitive salary, valuable on-the-job experience, and a benefits package she couldn't refuse.

Description
(Original character; Crowley belongs to me and OMG I ACTUALLY GOT INTO THE ENDZONE ASDFGKL;;; HARRRRGH.)

There are a few things you should know about Ever After's unluckiest intern, Miss Crowley (or Crow, if you like.)

She is the sort of person who one can always see when the filmreel pauses, centered on a figure who happens to be sedately plunging over a cliff to certain doom below; looking dismayed, but not overly surprised, with her imminent fate. A narrator might suggest that, as the rocky shoals loomed large before her, Crowley couldn't help but think of how calmly the day had begun.

If this celluloid moment of doomed clarity could be condensed into a single sensation, and then stretched out over a lifetime, this would be the kind of person Crowley is.

Crowley has a habit of pausing between every step, as if she is surprised to be alive, and has a constantly hunted look on her face, as if she knows it can't last.

She is very keen, but mostly harmless.

From The Files:

Height: 1.78 m (about 5'10").
Weight: 60 kg (between 130 and 140 pounds).
Reach: 78.7 cm (about 31 inches).
Head Circumference: 61 cm (about 24 inches).
Eye Colour: Green.
Hair Colour: Light brown.
Skin Colour: Fair.
Blood Type: Red.
Species: Homo sapiens sapiens.
Employee Identification Number: #CR23101305.
Astrological Sign: Libra.
Religious/Philosophical Leanings: Utopian.

Fighting Style: Panicked Flailing.
Weight Class: Cruiserweight.
Groove: A groove.
Fighting Stance: Loose. Slouchy. Preparing to run away.

Special: Having a Little Moment (QCF, QCF, HP).
Super Special: It Makes Me MSTy Eyed (HCB, HCF, HK + HP).
Taunt: The Canadian Super Taunt (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select).

Favourite Food: General Tso's chicken.
Least Favourite Food: Mushrooms.
Favourite Band: Foo Fighters.
Home Stage Theme: "Canned Heat" by Jamiroquai.

Skills: An extra and a working stiff by trade, Crowley can hardly be qualified as an out-and-out brawler. Her skill set lends itself well to being an intern, though; she can collate fiendishly quickly, she brews passable coffee, she knows the favourite doughnut flavours of several of her immediate superiors, and - perhaps most importantly to anyone employed at Ever After - she has a miraculous knack for bein' where the murderin' isn't. Her medical training is rudimentary at best (and downright holey at worst), but she can occasionally patch up herself or others. She understands Dilbert, but she doesn't like it.

Weapons: As Crow's participation in the Endzone tournament is just another in a series of unfortunate accidents for which she is woefully unprepared, she brings only what she typically carries with her into a fight -- a clipboard, a stethoscope, and occasionally a pot of coffee or a doughnut.

Motives: Ever After Asylum and Home for the Fantastically Traumatized offered Crowley a competitive salary, valuable on-the-job experience, and a benefits package she couldn't refuse.