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EbolaSparkleBear [2015-03-27 16:52:52 +0000 UTC]
I bet you if this was posted on the NYC Craigslist you will get serious replies.
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thorns In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2015-03-27 20:19:32 +0000 UTC]
I don't doubt that!Β
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thorns In reply to alexander-wookiee [2015-01-24 04:03:32 +0000 UTC]
Send them to grimface242.
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-07 04:37:13 +0000 UTC]
I am flirting with the idea.Β
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LiliWrites In reply to thorns [2014-10-07 05:08:05 +0000 UTC]
Come on home. You know you wanna.
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-07 19:40:43 +0000 UTC]
Why must you tempt me so!
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-12 17:45:36 +0000 UTC]
GrimFace242 you're a giant. Grab the treat for me and I will cancel the very LEGITIMATE and VALID IOU demand.
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LiliWrites In reply to thorns [2014-10-13 05:27:32 +0000 UTC]
I think I'm taller than Grimmy.
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-15 03:28:38 +0000 UTC]
But GrimFace242 is a GIANT! Quick, someone grab the tape measure, we must compare!
I might have TWO giant friends!
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LiliWrites In reply to inknalcohol [2014-10-16 02:02:49 +0000 UTC]
I knew I was taller. But not by much! I think Carmalain7 has us both beat though.Β
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inknalcohol In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-16 16:31:27 +0000 UTC]
I'm not used to girls being taller than me.
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thorns In reply to inknalcohol [2014-11-05 21:38:23 +0000 UTC]
Are you used to anything being taller than you?
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inknalcohol In reply to thorns [2014-11-06 17:01:33 +0000 UTC]
LiliWrites is taller than me
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thorns In reply to inknalcohol [2014-12-26 03:27:49 +0000 UTC]
I think it'd be difficult to get used to since it can't happen often.
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LiliWrites In reply to inknalcohol [2014-10-16 16:33:43 +0000 UTC]
I'm not used to guys being nearly as tall as me. In fact, I married a guy who is 5'9"...
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Carmalain7 In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-16 14:19:21 +0000 UTC]
Maybe, but I think this can only be settled through a high stakes, no rules meetup to the death.
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LiliWrites In reply to Carmalain7 [2014-10-16 16:18:45 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm. OR a dance off!
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Carmalain7 In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-16 18:03:46 +0000 UTC]
ugh. tall people dancing. the most awkwardest...
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LiliWrites In reply to Carmalain7 [2014-10-17 05:06:45 +0000 UTC]
I happen to lead an amazing congo line.Β Β
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Carmalain7 In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-17 13:25:15 +0000 UTC]
I'm not in the least bit surprised, what surprises me is the number of whiskers in that congo line - are beards as really that popular over there?!
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LiliWrites In reply to Carmalain7 [2014-10-18 16:17:12 +0000 UTC]
I loooooooove beards!
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-16 04:45:15 +0000 UTC]
How are you and GrimFace242 Β not bestest friends ever? Don't all tall people congregate attracted by their magical gift to look over everyone else in a crowd and spot each other? Don't you all get together and talk about how the air is at that altitude?Β
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Carmalain7 In reply to thorns [2014-10-16 13:29:11 +0000 UTC]
We complain about how we never fit on public transit, actually.
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LiliWrites In reply to thorns [2014-10-16 05:16:36 +0000 UTC]
We frequently discuss the weather, and also compare big and tall shops' prices.
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thorns In reply to LiliWrites [2014-10-16 05:57:14 +0000 UTC]
Dude. Is there a big and tall equivalent for women?
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LiliWrites In reply to thorns [2014-10-16 06:11:22 +0000 UTC]
www.torrid.com/torrid/Homepage⦠<--- for plus size and some tall stuff
www.tallswag.com/pants/ <---- tall and some plus size
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thorns In reply to inknalcohol [2014-10-12 18:31:10 +0000 UTC]
diabetic coma here I come!
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inknalcohol [2014-10-04 02:03:01 +0000 UTC]
Also. I won't be applying.Β There is an utter lack of floggings mentioned.
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thorns In reply to inknalcohol [2014-10-04 04:10:44 +0000 UTC]
You can't apply to replace yourself.
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inknalcohol In reply to thorns [2014-10-04 23:35:12 +0000 UTC]
I'd like to see who you find that's better than me.
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thorns In reply to inknalcohol [2014-10-05 00:12:00 +0000 UTC]
You're not applying so a comparison is unnecessary. You don't compare a car you don't plan to buy with a car you are considering when car shopping.
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