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Utahrvarus [2019-01-17 08:01:44 +0000 UTC]

the question is that a flintlock pistol if so you have to ask what are these guys drinking not to notice while he reloads.

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Burgundy1477 [2019-01-14 22:55:12 +0000 UTC]

How many shots did the GM let him take, anyway?

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zfragger [2019-01-12 04:20:02 +0000 UTC]

Barkeep: That was no mimic.

Guy: What?

Barkeep: If that was a mimic it would have turned back into it's original form after death. That will be 600 gold coins or 60,000 rupees for the damages and the booze.

Rouge: Since when did you start accepting rupees? You can find those everywhere.

Barkeep: Since a magic caster paid forty gold bars for all the rupees I had. Said she needed them to summon summon a ghost or something. HEY GET BACK HERE. Who's going to pay for the damages. ..... Knew I should have completed Pub college but no I listened to father and opened a bar instead.

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jdeighan [2019-01-11 23:28:47 +0000 UTC]

Looks like the bottle didn't make it's saving throw...

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NekroNekoyugioh [2019-01-11 22:07:24 +0000 UTC]

When one tries to explain that a mimic turned into a bottle and you were the only who saw it

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Shenachie [2019-01-11 13:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the Beer-Snob class. Very rare.

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cullyferg2010 [2019-01-11 02:32:09 +0000 UTC]

But, we weren't drinking it!

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shozurei [2019-01-10 20:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Fine, but you're paying the several gold pieces to repair the bar.

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SgtSareth [2019-01-10 19:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Ah, me when my friends order lite beer.

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SilverMage1 [2019-01-10 17:20:11 +0000 UTC]

nice to see a gunslinger class.

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eNSMOe [2019-01-10 15:28:44 +0000 UTC]

don't drink high explosives guys.

this stuff is strong enough to fuel rockets.

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AngusMcTavish [2019-01-10 15:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Never settle for the cheap domestic stuff.

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