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"What do mean he 'hasn't been faithful?!' Has he been running off with some cheap trollop or something?!""Well, I wouldn't call your friend there a 'trollop', but he did spend a winter with the two of you..."
As a general rule, the Amazons of Vistallah have a low opinion of men. This is because their patron goddess saw the world through the eyes of tavern girl, and was only seeing the kind of abusive dead-beats who frequented disreputable taverns. So in fit of rage, she created the Amazons, who were strong enough to protect themselves and to live apart from any men.
...Unless of course, they want to have a daughter. But in those cases, the Amazons look for a man who isn't as bad as the stereotype--who doesn't display any attributes of tavern-going dredges. As such, the best ways to be chosen an Amazon is work hard, and to show you could treat women right--best shown by having a wife and being faithful to her.
...Of course, once a man has a child with an Amazon--even if it was at the Amazon's insistence--then the man technically hasn't been 'faithful' to his wife. That's a nuance that most Amazons have trouble grasping. The wife, on the other hand...
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Comments: 17
AnonymousGX [2015-06-11 15:13:59 +0000 UTC]
What if an Amazon is about to get her guy, but his wife who is there (not sure why) activates the ratfink curse.
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Shabazik [2011-11-27 21:05:39 +0000 UTC]
Poor guy will be in problem AGAIN due these two amazons! XD
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TriffRaff In reply to Shabazik [2011-11-29 01:21:44 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, Amazons can be very difficult to live around.
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sprspr132 In reply to sprspr132 [2011-11-19 23:21:05 +0000 UTC]
The unfortunate yet strange fact about Vistallah is that no-matter how big you get you don't get any smarter.
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TinyPet [2011-11-12 13:37:28 +0000 UTC]
Wow, purple hair seems just about ready to punch the wife silly.
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TriffRaff In reply to TinyPet [2011-11-12 15:03:20 +0000 UTC]
Well, she's certainly ready to punch someone...
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EdgedWeapon [2011-11-11 18:05:57 +0000 UTC]
That has to suck. And now the amazons have no idea where he is.
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TriffRaff In reply to EdgedWeapon [2011-11-12 00:57:46 +0000 UTC]
Um, he's still with his wife. The Amazons were just misinterpreting how he 'hadn't been faithful'...
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SithLordNergal [2011-11-11 17:02:01 +0000 UTC]
Lol, I feel bad for the husband. He's certainly stuck between a rock and a very hard place.
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TriffRaff In reply to SithLordNergal [2011-11-12 00:56:40 +0000 UTC]
Heh heh. Yeah, he is in a pretty tough situation...
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sordcooper2 [2011-11-11 16:15:21 +0000 UTC]
ooooh hooo ho! i smell a cat fight!... and i honestly dont think that the regular human girl is going to win o---o;;
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TriffRaff In reply to sordcooper2 [2011-11-12 00:55:56 +0000 UTC]
I don't think the wife is trying to start a fight, just being passive-agressively snide. 'Cause I'm pretty sure she knows who would win a fight just as much as we do.
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