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tsaizheng — the littlest dovahkiin
Published: 2012-01-02 17:37:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1695; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 47
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I wasn't originally going to upload this but, hey, why not. It's the first thing I've drawn in 2012.This is Schuyler.
She's a Nord with funny-shaped eyes and a penchant for being one of the most obnoxious characters I've ever played. She likes to Shout in public, and completely ignores the guards' reprimands in favor of blowing people's eardrums out and listening to them complain. She steals everything she can get her sticky little hands on with no remorse whatsoever and has garnered a fortune that she will never spend because she is the hoarder to end all hoarders.
She also has amazing fashion sense.
She wears the Stormcloak bear hat because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and makes her look ridiculous. She wears one of the Windhelm banners as a cape because I am such a Stormcloak fangirl it isn't even funny. ;_;
... and because of those sticky fingers of hers.
She is a selfish little beast with a bad sense of humor.
The End!
P.S. She has also been known to run around outside city gates and scream for dragons to attack so she can kill them, but this behavior is so silly that we don't talk about it.
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"The Hoarder to end all Horkers." Is what I read at first. I laughed so much that i'm quite sure my left kidney has failed.
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She's collected so many tusks and meat that the horkers are now extinct!
Also, I'm sure she'd be willing to share a horker kidney with you. There are probably about sixty thousand sitting in a chest or barrel somewhere.
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Can't stop staring... at the bear cap... Dude, you are making my own Dovahkiin whine for one. xD She is actually quite a bit like Schuyler. Blue (an Orc, unOrcish name I know but her eyes are a very unOrcish shade of blue, so meh, unimaginative names for the win! 
Schuyler sounds fun! xD Blue would like her very much.
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Haha, unfortunately you have to deal with Ulfric being a rude little tard to be able to get one. @_@
Your Dovahkiin sounds like someone Schuyler would like very much indeed! They would go on some crazy adventures and have to keep trading items back and forth because "YOU ARE CARRYING TOO MUCH TO BE ABLE TO RUN." This game really isn't hoarder-friendly.
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Haha, Blue is so thick sometimes she doesn't even notice when Ulfric is in tard-mode. xD Mostly she'll just get distracted by something shiny and then leave her follower to make sure he knows what her orders are. xD She gets them eventually off Toothpick. That's the nickname she has for Faendal of Riverwood. xD
Oh dear, Blue-Eye the Orc and Schuyler the Nord, Dovahkiin thieves... Skyrim is screwed. xD Blue gets that message all of the time, then she ends up with more shit because she is always out exploring in caves and ruins because she's ended up chasing something like a Torchbug and had spotted a fort. 
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pffft, Ulfric is always in tard-mode.
Oh Faendal! We are bffs forever. I exploited him for free archery lessons and he didn't even complain. And being able to follow Blue so faithfully... what a trooper. ;;_;;
Skyrim should just give up now... the crime wave that's about to hit will be devastating. >8]
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Yes, but he suits being a tard. 
He never does strangely, he just slowly slinks off. xD He abandoned Blue, so she went and found a new follower: Erik the Slayer. Silly bugger should never have told her what his other names were, now she always calls him Greenthumb. xD Her nicknames for people are epic. I love her so damned much. xD I just hope Blue doesn't meet Orso. (Other Dovahkiin I have, Nord, built like a brick-shit-house.) The glomp-fest they would have! It would never end! xD
They should. xD In Skyrim, no one will survive the thieves.
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He abandoned Blue? I take back my praise for his patient-ness, then. Where's your sense of adventure, Toothpick?
Hahahahaha, your characters are hilarious! @w@
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Aye, he did. She was very sad, ended up getting depressed for a while before she started to do little odd jobs again and eventually went back to her happy self. xD I think his sense of adventure pissed off just like he did. xD Nevermind, Blue likes Erik, he is sweet and has shiny red hair! It reminds Blue of rubies... xD She is such a good little thief, always thinking of gems. Orso meanwhile, while he has been known to pick your pocket of any spare gold, is actually more interested in doing whatever happens to take his fancy... kinda why he's now Arch-Mage despite not having a great deal of magical talent. xD He is also a Stormcloak and has that wicked bear hat! xD He loves it, he's a werewolf you see so he finds it ironic.
Thank you. xD I do try. I love Blue and Orso, (Orso actually means 'bear' can't remember if I told you that. xD)
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Hah! I can imagine Blue cutting off all Erik's hair in the night and becoming disappointed when she discovers that it's just hair. "WTF I can't do anything with this!"
Pfahahah, the factions are hilarious like that. They all make you their leader because you are THE BEST THIEF/MAGE/WEREWOLF WARRIOR/ASSASSIN even if you aren't. It's kind of silly, but no one wants to play a game where they help someone else be the leader of the factions. (I don't, anyway, but I am just selfish. 8D)
"You are a great mage! Be our leader!"
And Dovahkiin has casted, like, one flame spell the entire storyline. It's a heartwarming tale of overcoming mediocrity.
A guy named "Bear" who wears a bear hat! That is actually really cute, haha
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No, she wouldn't say that. xD (She doesn't swear, too innocent to.) She's be all like, "It smells pretty!" *Rubs her face against it.* Either that or she would braid it and them make it a gift for him... or try and stick it back on his head. xD Bald Erik, even she has something to say about that. xD *The Orc hisses and holds Erik's head protectively. "No touch the rubies!"* Gotta love Blue. xD
*Nods.* Aye. xD That's why Orso fights for the Stormcloaks as well. He's like, "magic? Pfft, look at my massive warhammer!" *Bashes some poor Imperials head in.* He does love that hammer... xD He actually did that once, one-hit-KO and then just grinned sheepishly because he's a brute but a sweet brute. xD That and a taverns owner was screaming, "BY THE GODS!" at him. xD He was all, "BY THE GODS SHUT UP WOMAN!" back at her. xD
Orso only casts his spells if he really needs to. Otherwise it's just bashbashbashbashbash! It's the answer to everything! xD
Hey, if you ask him real nice he might growl for you! xD But yeah he's more cute than sexy or drop-dead-gorgeous. xD
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Well, consider me corrected! :> AAAAAAA, she is just so cute.
Yeah, those mages are so soft and squishy... how could they ever be effective warriors? They crumble like cheap cardboard cutouts! My other Dovahkiin Geoffrey loves mages... they all die in one hit from his bow. 8D
Now, now, sometimes cute can be sexy or gorgeous at the same time. @v@
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xD If you'd actually seen Blue you wouldn't call her cute upon first glance. She looks scary... but then again she's an Orc. xD They all look scary. As soon as she starts being what I've dubbed 'Bluish' she looks as harmless as a fly. xD And is just as annoying too. Despite that though she is actually a good fighter, she's got the brutish strength her race is gifted with so she can swing her blade around rather easily. Not with skill, she just swings it madly and hopes it hits something. xD She's much better with magic actually, she likes to make pretty sparks in her hand and set people on fire because then they look like running rubies! xD
Never. xD That's why Orso caries around his warhammer. He preferres to know that if he was Silenced for any reason that he could fall back on something else to keep him safe. The guy is actually pretty intelligent. Although I do think both him and Blue would just look at two bows with a shared expression of, "What the fuck is this?" before using them as clubs. xD
xD Orso is actually average in terms of his looks, he just looks sweet. xD He has long unkept red hair and blue/grey eyes with a slightly too large nose from having it broken so often. But when he smiles he looks so kind. So that makes him attractive. He likes going wolf though, he's a dark red fluffy monster. xD But he's more than likely to sit there and wag his tail than he is to use your leg as a chewtoy. He also seems to like growling now... it's cute. xD
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Hahaha, Schuyler's fighting strategy is exactly the same: swinging sword wildly in front of her. Half the time she ends up trying to use a power attack and missing the target completely 'cause I can't aim at all. Which means she always has to be wary of friendly-fire. I think she's mortally wounded one of her horses (one of the ones she didn't drop off a cliff) with friendly-fire once. She's gotten several critical strikes on Shadowmere and almost killed Ulfric in the battle for Solitude. (He spent like the whole battle keeled over and I kind of felt bad but that's what you get for trying to take Schuyler's kills.)
Bows are for sneaks. Real warriors bludgeon.
(... Geoffrey has no problem with being a sneak and not a TRUE WARRIOR, haha. He's so fragile.)
Orso sounds sooo adorable. I just want to ruffle his hair. *ruffle* @u@
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xD Blue is quite accurate with spells but not with her blade (she has Meridia's due to the fact she likes wandering and taking up random missions even from Daedric Lords xD) and so more often than not just chases people, aiming fire at them yelling, "Stand still so I can kill you! It isn't fair if you run away!" *Proceed to pout.* Yeah, pouting on an Orc doesn't look good... xD Orso meanwhile is actually skilled with his warhammer and it very good at using it. Dude just bashes his enemies dead, he quite enjoys it since he has werewolf strength so his elven warhammer weighs like nothing to him now. xD (Neither of these two have horses, they both like running too much. Plus, they'd forget they have horses and the poor things would die of neglect. xD)
My other Dovahkiin, Aerigar (Bosmer) would disagree and say that Archers are just as good as close-combat experts like Orso. This would be BEFORE Blue glomped him. (She has a thing for Wood Elves. xD)
Give Geoffrey to Blue and Orso, they'll soon make him unfragile. xD Either that or they'll break him... xD
Orso: *Growls softly under your touch as his leg starts to thump the floor in true doggy-fashion.* Feels gooooood.
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First thing I noticed-- Bear Cap. *thumbs UP* She LOOKS like she'd be a little hoarder haha
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HEY this is no mere "Bear Cap!" This is a helmet of great distinction that marks her as a high-ranking official in the.... yeaaaaaaaah it's a bear cap. @_@
She'd stash a bunch of stuff in her cheeks like a chipmunk and carry them away.
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She loves you too!
... as long as you have valuables to "donate." 8]
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Mind if I draw her & my wood elf together? @ A @
Although Neathren doesn't take kindly to them racist Nords, I've been thinking of an idea for the two ever since I saw this. > U >;
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Go ahead, I don't mind! C:
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Everything she does, she does cutely!
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Let's see if you still feel that way after she's cleaned out your house. 8D
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I probably won't feel the same way then, no. BUT STILL! XD
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