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That's a pretty good reason to go to church if you ask me!For all you very religious people who see this sign: it was meant to be a JOKE. I don't want this to turn into a religious discussion, i just thought it would be fun to make.
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Shadow9004 [2014-08-03 15:04:32 +0000 UTC]
Hey religious pussies and dicks! Nobody gives a fuck about your god! He does NOT exists!
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Soviet-Shock-Trooper [2013-02-05 08:02:44 +0000 UTC]
Even the fact that I am a Catholic, I find this one amusing and hilarious! Thanks to that - I finally have more reasons to go at Churches!
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Become1Da [2013-01-30 21:47:36 +0000 UTC]
I'm wiccan! We don't have churches! >.< I shall now go to the mormon church down the street...ANYTHING for no more twilight...
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Videogeek95 In reply to Become1Da [2013-04-02 21:27:13 +0000 UTC]
Slight Problem with that.
S. Meyer IS Mormon.
(Also Mormonism isn't Christianity.)
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Become1Da In reply to Videogeek95 [2013-04-08 02:30:49 +0000 UTC]
Oh jeez...Kinda wish I didn't know that. >.<
(Yeah, I just went with it because it's the only church in my area.)
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ANPCreations [2012-08-09 19:05:41 +0000 UTC]
Haha,Im relegious AND THIS IS HILARIOUS.
This joke is just XD YES.
Though Even God would facepalm to twlight.
XD THIS JUST,YES,
We must go to church,MORE,JUST MORE,THINK OF THE WORLD! WE DONT NEED MORE TWLIGHT BRO!
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Shadow9004 In reply to ANPCreations [2014-08-03 15:08:32 +0000 UTC]
-coughs- Retard -coughs-
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Mepist [2011-05-12 17:57:33 +0000 UTC]
alrite god, u won...but youΒ΄re playing nawt fair, ya know...
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-17 13:21:51 +0000 UTC]
whoa didn't expect to see you here Mepist.
Well, yeah this never gets old.
I look at the comments here when I'm bored.^^
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-17 15:29:36 +0000 UTC]
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-18 13:34:24 +0000 UTC]
oh~~~
and? what was your very first thing in mind when you saw this pic?
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-18 13:50:05 +0000 UTC]
that i maybe should go to church a bit more often.
ItΒ΄s more a family affair, but i guess my mom would appreciate it when i go there aside from eastern and christmas^^
Second thing was: "Wait, god i publishing novels? ....WAIT, GOD is publishing twilight!? I sense a conspiration!"^^
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-20 01:27:37 +0000 UTC]
lulz~~~ Hm...your family still holds the Christian tradition huh.^^ That's good.
lawlz~~~you do know that SMeyer is a mormon, right? Guess God must have thought her novel could save the humanity but then again~~~~
but after facepalming on the incident, God then thought he could still use this Twishit, and thus of this result as what the picture says.~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-20 06:28:24 +0000 UTC]
that would make him an opportunistic bastard...
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-20 08:58:54 +0000 UTC]
well, the bible never said evil was created all on its own.
besides, I say getting slapped with this book is enough reason to turn away from sins~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-20 17:34:42 +0000 UTC]
well, maybe it was originally supposed to be used by the vatican inquisitors
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-21 01:40:05 +0000 UTC]
nahhh~~highly doubt it, maybe they're planning this book to be the redemption book of sorts, but it went totally wrong, it was like Satan infiltrated and stole its technology kinda, making it his own~~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-21 07:32:12 +0000 UTC]
again i sense a cospiration
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-21 07:50:44 +0000 UTC]
nahh~~that's juz simply how evil foils down the good. ^^ like c'mon, between a porn magazine and a bible sold at a news stand, which one would you buy?
Twishit goes the same as that. Maybe God wanted that book for the good, but then Meyer went on carried away with her wet dreams, which was the devil's illusion/dream for her~~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-21 07:54:30 +0000 UTC]
but i like conspirations...
with conspirations everything makes sense, but if itΒ΄s like that itΒ΄s just stupid...
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-21 09:32:09 +0000 UTC]
hmmm...well, that's juz how things go I guess~~~ let's juz say Meyer sold her soul to the devil juz as when God was planning her book to be a book of salvation~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-21 09:46:19 +0000 UTC]
well, in that case itΒ΄s hard to say WHEN she sold fer soul.
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-22 09:23:27 +0000 UTC]
I think in 2008, when Twishit was released in the cinemas~~~ Or 2007, when Rob Pattinson (face it, if it hadn't for Robert Pattinson, Twishit ain't be that famous) signed the contract for twishit~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-22 09:42:01 +0000 UTC]
that reminds me how one of my pals always defends Pattinson bcuz he played a role in the Harry Potter movies (heΒ΄s a total fan of those movies)^^
I wonΒ΄t say i donΒ΄t like Pattinson in general and i know nuffing bout his personality (bcuz i donΒ΄t care), but the way he acted (or had to act) in what i saw from the first Twilight movie...well, how should i name that without ranting, itΒ΄s nawt even emo anymore... we call people who continue to stare at you for...whatever the reason may be a stalker here, and we ainΒ΄t nice to stalkers, ya know...
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-24 02:25:23 +0000 UTC]
Pattinson was like, he was clueless when he signed the devil's contract~~~poor guy~
I have sympathy for him coz he actually HATES Twilight.
imagine the irony.
^^
Yep, he was acting as Edward Cullen. You blame how SMeyer creates stalkers as romantic these days~~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-24 08:07:35 +0000 UTC]
ThatΒ΄s a matter of sight i guess, but i doubt many ppl share her sight...
And this is one of the reasons i would never want to be an actor, i would hate to act after scripts, especially when itΒ΄s a role i canΒ΄t stand... (well, and bcuz i hate attention, but i said that b4 i guess)
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-25 07:28:30 +0000 UTC]
yeah~~ besides, acting is like you being the b!tch for the director.
^^
and oh, try reading the first parts here:
[link]
that's the quote that Rob Pattinson HATES twilight~~
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-25 07:44:25 +0000 UTC]
i guess you have to give him credit for making it to all 3 movies, huh?...poor Bastard....
and i already acted in some small projects, but since i also was participated in editing the scripts itΒ΄s a completely different. the only thing i ever had to bow for the scripts was the chistmas story in the church when i was young, but those where mostly small roles, and when it was my turn to play King Herodes: MUHAHAHAHA! (i was the first and only one who drawed a real sword in this church)
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-25 08:08:49 +0000 UTC]
because those 3 movies are what's in his movie contract.
Poor guy, he can't "breach of contract" things out otherwise it'd cost him millions to pay for breaching.
O_O Never thought you'd be acting... all I can imagine is you Mepist down in the shadows and controlling the scripts from there~~~
and I uh, were the people aware you drew a real sword there?
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-25 08:18:03 +0000 UTC]
it´s nawt that i was acting in real theatres, it was in several school projects and stuff, but whe it came to video projects (mostly school projects for friends) i was masked i most cases. I´´m proud of the fact that i can google my name and find nothing about me
Yes, they knew it was real (kay, most of them realized it when i drew it, but they knew how the story goes, we did that every year after all), but it was no fighting scene, it was more a gesture when Herodes revealed to the audience that he attempts to kill baby jesus.
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YS-Liliumsynth In reply to Mepist [2011-09-27 09:18:48 +0000 UTC]
lulz, guess "mask" is awesome as much. ^^ like imagine that if it's a horror (or something similar) you guys are shooting.^^
yep same thing about me. I want an enigmatic way of people seeing.
^^
and well, even juz the simple gesture of them realizing it's a real sword, taht's rewarding enough, Mepist.
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Mepist In reply to YS-Liliumsynth [2011-09-27 09:40:24 +0000 UTC]
masked means just that my face canΒ΄t be seen, for example with a scarf or a high collar combined with sunglasses or something (iΒ΄m pretty creative when it comes to hide myself) or i use stuff from my equipment. Once i played a modern version of the reaper in an Anti-drug video project, with my oilskin coat, a large hat and walking stic with a hidden blade. I covered my head with a black cloth, thin enough to look through it, but still thick enough to hide my face, seems i scared some of the kids we showed the movie to leave an impression (the fact that i walked into the darkened room after the movie with the entire outfit and some red LEDs under the face cloth may have also did itΒ΄s part to this)^^
and itΒ΄s nawt that i want to leave an enigmatic image, i just donΒ΄t want ppl to recognize me aside from projects and stuff, and the last thing i want is my face globally free to see in the web.
Call it the remaining paranoia from my past.
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becausepandas [2010-12-12 22:07:36 +0000 UTC]
*goes straight to Church*..... I'm jewish.
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Bellette [2010-10-09 01:51:22 +0000 UTC]
Right now, IΒ΄m going to the church every sunday... but as i see, I need to go to the church everyday by now
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keira-n [2010-09-10 08:55:43 +0000 UTC]
haha, im not religious, but I do love God!
this is really cool or funny or watever
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Kibawolfsoul [2010-06-10 21:59:35 +0000 UTC]
*looks at sign* Hmm, more Twilight, the books were O.K but to get away m Edward Fan-girls, *runs into church*
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Shadow9004 In reply to Kibawolfsoul [2014-08-03 15:01:42 +0000 UTC]
Me: -sucks Edward's cock-
Edward: Fuck yes! Shadow9004 is the best fuck ever! Bye Kiba! I always hated your ugly face!
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Holowisewolf [2010-06-08 00:48:20 +0000 UTC]
*is already in church prayin* please don't please don't....
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Memories-of-Ahito [2010-05-03 20:21:02 +0000 UTC]
This is amazing!
I'm a major Christian and I busted out laughing when I saw this. This is going in my faves
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invaderglass [2010-04-28 04:22:11 +0000 UTC]
You guys do know another Twilight book is coming out right? And the church hasn't saved us yet!
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pixiechick110 [2010-04-02 21:19:48 +0000 UTC]
XDD I was laughing so much that my dog started looking at me funny XD that's fantastic. Way to get people to go to church, its brilliant ^_______^
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Starsan [2010-03-30 10:28:43 +0000 UTC]
as a religious person
I FIND THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it!
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ariodante28 [2010-03-23 02:36:41 +0000 UTC]
Hmm...I go to church regularly and that hasn't seemed to stop it! LOL
Nice! XD
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