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Published: 2015-01-16 20:28:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 73217; Favourites: 561; Downloads: 270
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"It's not like I never tried to ask for permission before. I tried. But nopony let me kiss them after that and I never have chance to kiss them anymore. That's why I have to use this method "Surprise Kiss Target => Avoid Target => Wait until target clam down => Explain the reason to target.""Anyway, It's seem like someone though that I am the one who made all of OCs Commission Cards. You are misunderstood, humans. I am not the one who created them. I am not the one who kiss all of that OCs. The ponies I was kiss will have the cards like this"
vavacung.deviantart.com/galler…
"You can see. same background, same magic circle. It's mean It was made by the same caster. Please understand........You heard me, right humans?.........Mom! I'm done with breaking 4th wall now. Can you repair it for me, please?" ___ Alternate Dawn
"Please use 4th wall gate next time, my son. This wall really hard to repair, you know!?!" __ Twilight Sparkle
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X -- Top Secret -- = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => vavacung.deviantart.com/galler…
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story's an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn't exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with "To Love God - To Love Mortal" but in the future and more crazy. *You don't need to read "To Love God - To Love Mortal" to understand this story. It's just have many Easter egg for that story here.*
If you confused about chronology of this story, You can watch this timeline to help you => vavacung.deviantart.com/art/Cr…
English Editor : dracoblair.deviantart.com/
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Comments: 304
TigerGeekGuy [2015-01-18 19:28:58 +0000 UTC]
He's so oblivious to the social significance of a kiss.
Sparity can turn into a dragon?
...
Good, now she burn him alive.
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geekjacob1 In reply to ??? [2015-01-18 07:01:16 +0000 UTC]
do it i want to know what it says
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cajobif [2015-01-18 04:10:02 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. He is a pervert.
And no she was wouldn't have not. Can't blame her.
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PonyvilleFC11 [2015-01-18 02:25:42 +0000 UTC]
Sparity needs to learn to keep her anger under control.
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Coletrain12 In reply to PonyvilleFC11 [2015-01-23 04:39:08 +0000 UTC]
"We dont need no water let the mother****er burn"
-bloodhound gang
^^
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PonyvilleFC11 In reply to Coletrain12 [2015-01-23 18:37:58 +0000 UTC]
Twilight's gonna be VERY angry if Alti IS burned to a crisp though.
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Coletrain12 In reply to PonyvilleFC11 [2015-01-24 02:00:09 +0000 UTC]
But nooo,he now has a decoy technique even the spy from TF2 can do,or Wukong...you know that trick does come in handy sometimes.
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fotland42 [2015-01-18 02:14:02 +0000 UTC]
I feel like you haven't given the plan "explain reason => ask permission => receive permission => collect data" a proper try, given how you're reporting a 0% success rate. That can't be right.
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tigreanpony [2015-01-18 02:02:31 +0000 UTC]
Lol, that was hilarious. Twilight what kind of son did you raise.
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MNCdude In reply to tigreanpony [2015-01-18 12:11:27 +0000 UTC]
One that does anything for Science!! or... magic?
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Nikiren27 [2015-01-18 00:49:05 +0000 UTC]
I'm beginning to think this is being weird for weirdness sake.
Sorry, but losing interest here.
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JoeEngland [2015-01-17 23:45:26 +0000 UTC]
So... he knew that people wouldn't want him to do it, so he did it without asking. Well, that line of reasoning works for thieves, sexual predators, and crooked politicians. So why not?
I mean, look at that third panel. "I knew you probably wouldn't want me to slobber on you, so OF COURSE I didn't ask for permission! What can you expect!?"
Geez. At first I thought he was just too naive not to realize that it would bother folks, but now we know that he KNOWS it bothers them. This guy just keeps getting better...
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djthomp In reply to ??? [2015-01-17 22:26:01 +0000 UTC]
"Of course I would!!"
Well okay then.
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ToaofTwilightZ In reply to ??? [2015-01-17 21:55:59 +0000 UTC]
Wait, what about a dragon form?
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AqomXG In reply to ToaofTwilightZ [2015-01-17 22:06:04 +0000 UTC]
vavacung.deviantart.com/art/Cr…
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Kim-Fareseed [2015-01-17 21:21:50 +0000 UTC]
Sparity, I don't think you thought that one throuh... did I even spell it right?
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ULTRADJ4EVER [2015-01-17 20:41:07 +0000 UTC]
Okay, this kiss joke is getting a little stale now. Who cares about a first kiss?
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Alpha-Force In reply to ??? [2015-01-17 20:16:57 +0000 UTC]
They do know that their mothers are standing right beside them?
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BronyHunter97 [2015-01-17 19:45:43 +0000 UTC]
Alternate Dawn, Professional Smooth Criminal in kissing and asking.
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Phaedrolous [2015-01-17 19:20:38 +0000 UTC]
There must be an "Awkwardness Scale" of some kind we can use here.
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AJR001 [2015-01-17 19:10:48 +0000 UTC]
Well, she was asking for it, let's hope Sparity doesn't burn him again...
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BBBHuey In reply to AJR001 [2015-01-18 02:17:23 +0000 UTC]
It's either a buck to the family jewels or 'POW! Right in the kisser!' xD
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AJR001 In reply to BBBHuey [2015-01-18 16:52:45 +0000 UTC]
Somehow, your scenario is worse than getting literally burned...
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Ikarooz In reply to ??? [2015-01-17 19:07:20 +0000 UTC]
"Of course I would."
well I would be a bit speechless, but Alter of course immediately took advantage of that situation. What a rascal
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Ikarooz In reply to FireFlowAlicornPony [2015-01-17 19:08:53 +0000 UTC]
here try this
generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/…
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FireFlowAlicornPony [2015-01-17 18:58:17 +0000 UTC]
omg I cant belive it I would make werid face and im happy it still go on thank you
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Strategazer [2015-01-17 18:01:46 +0000 UTC]
You know, this guy has balls. Like, a LOT of balls. He certainly didn't get that from Twilight, so...
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