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vick330 — Na'vi and Colonel enter a bar

Published: 2010-02-28 03:14:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 7319; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 45
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Description The rule about Na’vis and Humans not being able to breathe the same air doesn’t apply to bars

The original joke went: A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks him, “Say, does that animal speak?” And the parrot replies, “And how should I know? He isn’t with me, he followed me here.”
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Comments: 82

MASRMiller In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 18:18:51 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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vick330 In reply to MASRMiller [2010-02-28 19:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Someone somewhere was bound to make a Na'vi bar joke, so I figured why not me

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MASRMiller In reply to vick330 [2010-03-02 06:50:26 +0000 UTC]

True enough

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RORSTER In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 18:02:44 +0000 UTC]

Just the stuff needed to chase away my own winter blues!

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vick330 In reply to RORSTER [2010-02-28 19:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Same for me

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knd6 In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 10:36:03 +0000 UTC]

You just gave new life to an old joke...

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vick330 In reply to knd6 [2010-02-28 19:13:40 +0000 UTC]

Old jokes never die, they just get recycled. And recycling is a good thing

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knd6 In reply to vick330 [2010-02-28 19:20:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, its good for the comedy environment!

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Lweeling [2010-02-28 08:59:29 +0000 UTC]

J'aime beaucoup cette blague j'avoue!

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vick330 In reply to Lweeling [2010-02-28 19:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Les bonnes vieilles blagues sont les meilleures

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Lweeling In reply to vick330 [2010-02-28 20:08:40 +0000 UTC]

C'est clair XD

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Catgel In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 08:25:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha....love it sweetie ! Its great hehehe.....

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vick330 In reply to Catgel [2010-02-28 19:15:11 +0000 UTC]

I figured the Colonel would appear ferocious walking in a bar like that

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General-Krad In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 05:46:14 +0000 UTC]

Epicly hilarious!

Hm, that lady reminds me Tifa Lockhart (FF7) for some reason.

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vick330 In reply to General-Krad [2010-02-28 19:15:46 +0000 UTC]

That's because she is, since Tifa had a bar and all

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General-Krad In reply to vick330 [2010-02-28 23:05:33 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Technically 2 bars, one in Midgar (before it was destroyed) and her second bar in Edge (7th Heaven (2.0 as I call it)). Just thought it interesting to see her make a cameo. Who next? Cloud, Sephiroth?

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vick330 In reply to General-Krad [2010-03-01 16:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Whoever has the misfortune to fit the scene

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General-Krad In reply to vick330 [2010-03-02 00:19:51 +0000 UTC]

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BigBlueJake In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 05:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Keep 'em coming Vic!

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vick330 In reply to BigBlueJake [2010-02-28 19:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Sure thing

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KaijuDuke [2010-02-28 04:27:07 +0000 UTC]

WK4ever is too busy admiring the giant sized Na'vi to pay attention to the beast who came with her..."fan of tall ladies, like Quainy" XD

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vick330 In reply to KaijuDuke [2010-02-28 19:17:59 +0000 UTC]

I figured a little fanservice wouldn't hurt

A Na'vi Quain... she would have enslaved Jake, killed all Humans, taken their technology and then invade Earth

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mdizzle999872 [2010-02-28 04:14:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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vick330 In reply to mdizzle999872 [2010-02-28 19:18:11 +0000 UTC]

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neytirilover [2010-02-28 03:26:45 +0000 UTC]

haha funny as this joke never gets old.

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vick330 In reply to neytirilover [2010-02-28 19:18:38 +0000 UTC]

The classics are always the best

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neytirilover In reply to vick330 [2010-03-01 01:58:35 +0000 UTC]

yes they are

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Lorcan0c In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 03:25:08 +0000 UTC]

It's a "Insane army colonel and "Confused 10 foot tall alien walk in a bar" joke. the laws of physics don't apply.

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vick330 In reply to Lorcan0c [2010-02-28 19:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Exactly

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bhut In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 03:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Sigh. ...And on a totally unrelated note you certainly know how to breathe-in new life into old jokes.

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vick330 In reply to bhut [2010-02-28 19:19:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm very pro-green, thus I recycle as much as I can

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