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Published: 2010-02-28 03:14:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 7317; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 45
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The rule about Na’vis and Humans not being able to breathe the same air doesn’t apply to bars
The original joke went: A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks him, “Say, does that animal speak?” And the parrot replies, “And how should I know? He isn’t with me, he followed me here.”
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The original joke I heard was about a man with a parakeet, so it wasn;t a big stretch
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Old jokes never die, they just get recycled
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Oh, by the love of Eywa! XD XD Nice, I'm lmao.
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XD It's like the bad version of John Rambo! XDXD
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I realy like Quaritch, he has so much untapped comic potential
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I like and dislike Quaritch at the same time XD
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Joke's right on target!
As for the air, Na'vi could probbably breathe the Terran (earth) atmosphere. Both contain oxygen & nitrogen, Pandoran air just contains a few other toxic elements, like extra carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulphide(nasty stuff!) Hey, i'm a scientist!
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H2S the sweet aroma of rotten eggs and :farts:
I also expect the athmosphere on Pandora to be thinner, due the weaker gravity. All this to say, I wish I was a Na'vi
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Have to say I agree with you on being a Na'vi. However, the Pandoran atmosphere also contains the heavy gas xenon, meaning that the air is actually denser than Terran air.
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I didn't know that. Xenon would explain how flight is possible, since even with a lower gravity a too thin atmosphere would make flight difficult.
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The beast is not always the one we think
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Now this would be a great alternate ending to the movie...
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Yes, this way nobody had to die
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Nothing like a new take on an old joke
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XD the colonel gets so much teasing for his warmongering XD nice work :3
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To be honest, Quaritch asked for being teased by the fandom with his attitude
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As long as he doesn't find out, I should be safe enough
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I don't know if you are a big hockey fan, but congratulations to you country's men's and women's hocky teams in winning olympic gold medals!
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Thank you, I'm not a hockey fan but I like to see people work hard and succeed
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Old jokes always come back, don't they?
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heheh still good, they are..
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