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+++++++++++ "Of course I can fit in your car!" -suggestion via an anonymous commenter +++++++++++




Melissa wasn't going to let trivial things like comfort, personal space considerations, or decorum stop her from squeezing into this clown car. If she vowed she'd fit, then she would.

She tried the door handle again, but her right breast and hip were rubbery, blubbery bumpers preventing it from latching. She was going to have to move further over. "I'm going to scooch to the left, OK? There might be some... contact involved. Don't freak out." When Melissa shifted her bulk, the car rocked on its springs, creaking, complaining. She felt her thigh try to engulf the shift lever. Her chest slid along the dash and deformed against Nate's shoulder and arm. Melissa jerked the door shut and this time it latched with an unconvincingly tinny click.

Rather than being triumphant about her achievement, she just felt hungry and cranky and gross. Nate's econobox was a metal straitjacket. Every part of her body was squished and mashed against something else. Her boobs were piled so high in front of her that they made seeing out of the windshield difficult. "I don't wanna hear any airbag jokes."  

"Noted." Nate pulled out of his parking spot slowly, working the stick shift that was halfway embedded in her leg with as much care as possible. So far he was handling the situation well.

So well that she felt guilty bringing up the matter of their bet. "Since I was able to fit inside your ridiculous car, I believe you owe me lunch."

"I'm a man of my word." He didn't sound too broken up about it.

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w-oo-t In reply to ??? [2024-11-07 13:17:04 +0000 UTC]

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SomeRandomDude342069 [2021-03-10 13:30:24 +0000 UTC]

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w-oo-t In reply to SomeRandomDude342069 [2021-03-16 23:47:51 +0000 UTC]

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Awesomeguy860 [2020-10-31 06:03:11 +0000 UTC]

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JellyKatUwU [2018-07-14 20:55:41 +0000 UTC]

I bet the car is tilted down on her side haha I would love to accidentally crash into her <3

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w-oo-t In reply to JellyKatUwU [2018-07-15 14:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Sneaky way of gettin' them digits!

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MikuHatGaming2017 [2018-03-08 01:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I can speak car, the car is saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GET THIS WHALE OFF ME" While secretly enjoying it.

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w-oo-t In reply to MikuHatGaming2017 [2018-03-09 01:44:23 +0000 UTC]

So that's what those scraping sounds mean.

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MikuHatGaming2017 In reply to w-oo-t [2018-03-09 01:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Plus the sound of an overworked engine screaming at 6000 rpm while going 10 mph

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MikuHatGaming2017 In reply to w-oo-t [2018-03-09 01:45:40 +0000 UTC]

And the creaking and squeaking of the suspension

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VWHEBMULLER [2018-01-04 15:50:39 +0000 UTC]

thats line me and my car XDD my old beetle wont fit any big girls XD

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w-oo-t In reply to VWHEBMULLER [2018-01-05 01:34:46 +0000 UTC]

A car with lots of character, but low utility :]

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Krstn123 [2017-07-17 11:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Buy a Woot: A Little slow and lethargic but quite cushioned.

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Chaine1796 [2017-03-06 06:17:03 +0000 UTC]

How can i not stare when their sooo big ^.^

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w-oo-t In reply to Chaine1796 [2017-03-07 02:55:41 +0000 UTC]

Them covering your shoulder and arm should be enough!

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Chaine1796 In reply to w-oo-t [2018-10-20 01:00:34 +0000 UTC]

hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Wad3W1lls0n [2016-11-23 16:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Glory day, glory day!

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Thunderman5000 [2016-11-10 07:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Her shirt is adorable   

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Butter-Cups [2016-09-11 22:22:28 +0000 UTC]

One more lunch and that fluffy bae won't be winning any more bets.

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gigadyne [2015-10-29 08:28:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, is that a Honda City? I fucking love that car.

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w-oo-t In reply to gigadyne [2015-10-29 14:28:07 +0000 UTC]

It has DNA from various hatchback models.

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psychcircuit [2015-08-02 12:31:45 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious shirt.

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birdboy100 [2015-07-12 00:49:32 +0000 UTC]

My wife said she likes this one, made her laugh

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w-oo-t In reply to birdboy100 [2015-07-12 01:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :]

Despite hating it, Melissa seems to wear that novelty t-shirt a lot.

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birdboy100 In reply to w-oo-t [2015-07-12 01:24:28 +0000 UTC]

we need a shirt like that 

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6800 [2014-08-10 20:44:06 +0000 UTC]

I really love this car design, should be in a game!

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w-oo-t In reply to 6800 [2015-07-12 01:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Just don't hope for a good 0-60 time!

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Kapotte [2014-02-26 04:51:36 +0000 UTC]

You would think he's the luckiest guy ever, but when the food and gaz bill sky rocket...

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w-oo-t In reply to Kapotte [2015-07-12 01:06:09 +0000 UTC]

I hope there are no speed bumps in the parking lot of the restaurant. 

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Forcedlactationlover [2013-11-27 22:43:31 +0000 UTC]

As usual, between your drawing skills and your sense of humour, there is a wonderful result here. Her T-shirt provides more of that great atmosphere.

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w-oo-t In reply to Forcedlactationlover [2013-12-01 22:21:19 +0000 UTC]

It's her silly t-shirt that makes me want to draw this character again.

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Forcedlactationlover In reply to w-oo-t [2013-12-01 22:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Do it! I'd certainly not mind seeing her in more detail.

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Analog-AI [2013-11-25 22:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Now he has a reason not to get a larger car. The only thing I don't understand is why she's sitting so low in the car. It's a common problem that fatter butts mean you're sitting higher in a seat. 

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w-oo-t In reply to Analog-AI [2013-12-01 22:20:13 +0000 UTC]

She could just be short :]

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angel00101 [2013-11-21 20:24:57 +0000 UTC]

I love how her weight is making the car sink to her side and how her breast is flowing out of the window and squishing around the windshield frame. 

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w-oo-t In reply to angel00101 [2013-11-23 05:14:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure it's nicer to look at than experience. I hope the drive isn't too long!

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angel00101 In reply to w-oo-t [2013-11-23 08:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Am sure it wont be too long of one.

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missselainie [2013-11-21 13:13:27 +0000 UTC]

If I had the option, I'd request a follow-up to this and call it "Freedom~!!"

You have an amazing ability to design and develop characters we all want to see more of, even when they're just doodles or sketches. I wish I had lots of money I could throw at you and commission a full-blown comic.

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w-oo-t In reply to missselainie [2013-11-23 05:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Freedom indeed. I bet Melissa can't wait to get out of that damn car (so that she can eat lunch) :]

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missselainie In reply to w-oo-t [2013-11-23 13:47:42 +0000 UTC]

The question is, will she be willing and/or able to get back in AFTER lunch? She's probably going to have to decide if Nate's really worth it-- and so far it's looking like 'yes', dagnabbit.

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Reyai-Bloodrose [2013-11-21 01:08:07 +0000 UTC]

There is a girl at my college who is that big, yet she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. <3

One day I will make her mine... :3

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w-oo-t In reply to Reyai-Bloodrose [2013-11-21 02:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Then I hope you have a minivan or truck-based SUV :]

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Reyai-Bloodrose In reply to w-oo-t [2013-11-21 03:01:21 +0000 UTC]

I do have a small jeep. ^3^

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king81992 [2013-11-20 21:46:18 +0000 UTC]

Awesome,Nate is in for a nice ride!!!

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w-oo-t In reply to king81992 [2013-11-21 02:41:35 +0000 UTC]

As long as the struts hold.

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otakon2006 [2013-11-20 21:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Your girls always end up getting bigger it seems. Hopefully it's not killing her back.

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w-oo-t In reply to otakon2006 [2013-11-21 02:44:56 +0000 UTC]

They don't start small either!

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otakon2006 In reply to w-oo-t [2013-11-23 00:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Well that would be a nice change for once, if only to shake things up. I know you've done it before, but how about a girl that goes from naught to hot?

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Ryshanna [2013-11-20 18:46:07 +0000 UTC]

I hope Nate is a mechanic. He should be rotating that front tire and suspension to even out the wear patterns.

And I remember that shirt! Same person?

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w-oo-t In reply to Ryshanna [2013-11-20 19:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Yup, I've linked to the "Lost Irony" pic and the other story Melissa's mentioned in in some of my previous replies. 


It's probably a good idea to have some mechanical skill if you drive an older vehicle, so I wouldn't be surprised he knows a thing or two about cars. Tire wear sounds like a longer term issue, and it would be very difficult to convince Melissa to wedge herself in here on a regular basis :]

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