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Published: 2010-07-01 10:10:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 919; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 2
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Error Message #15 reporting for duty!
If nobody claims these keys, they're mine! ;3
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*finds my keys and looks at these keys with mine in hand*
sure, I'll take the shiny things...
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Hey, I saw that! *takes the keys back*
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awe...
*looks up at him with watery puppy dog eyes*
my... my shiny things...
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Too bad! I'm keeping these keys for the person they belong to!
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GIVE ME SHINY THINGS!
*jumps forward to try to grab the keys*
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*slides on the floor towards him*
GIVE... ME... THE... SHINY!!!!!!
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NO, MY SHINY!!!
*tries to jump down his throat to the keys*
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....I can't think of a response to that one.
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*grabs the keys with my teeth and goes running off with them like a dog*
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*trips and starts chocking on the keys*
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HA! That's what you get for taking my keys!
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*the dead body begins to stink up the place*
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Okay, I think I'm done now.
*gets rid of dead body and leaves*
The end.
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*after a week there's a sharp rap on the door*
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*Someone in a suit and tie holding the keys is at the door*
Sir, are these yours?
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We found them and wanted to find their owner.
*tips sunglasses down and looks at you*
Are you sure, someone they saw you looking at them.
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Sir, have you ever seen these keys before?
*shoves the keys in your face*
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No, I haven't! *pushes keys out of face*
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hmm... okay...
*jots a few things on a notepad*
have you ever met anyone named topec before?
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Sir, would you be willing to come down to the station and answer a few questions from my lovely partner?
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*after you get down to the station a big burly man with a deep voice begins asking you questions*
So, how was your week last week?
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What did you do on wednesday last week?
(we're going to say that's when I died)
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I was at my home, making these fake error messages on this website on my computer.
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Would you mind showing us the logs?
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Sir I'm talking about the computer logs of what you did.
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Transcripts, you know some documentation that shows what you were doing.
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Were you on the internet by any chance?
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Okay, please go over to our tech over there and give her access to your computer and we'll get all the information we need.
*points to the woman sitting half out of her chair at a computer*
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*woman looks over her shoulder and begins asking questions about your computer*
(can't you give more than a one word reply, I feel like I'm doing all the work around here X()
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