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Published: 2008-06-05 20:22:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7642; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 380
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Description Well, I don't usually do fanficcy stuff, but for Slinker's contest, I thought, why not? So here's my HP epilogue entry, in the form of an article and a half from the Quibbler.
I had fun with it, so none of these pairing (except RW/HG) are who I actually ship. But it was sure fun to make.
Hope you guys like it and all that....
I think my spelling is okay, but PS doesn't have spell check and I'm a horrible speller. I pasted most of it into Word to check, but I might have missed something. Sorry in advance for that.
And the little Q icon in the top left hand corner I made up. I was going to make it blue and silver, for Ravenclaw's colours, but it looked out-of-place with all of the black and white of the newsprint....
I had nooo idea what category to put this in, so whatever.
Sorry, also, for the insanly large size.

CONTEST LINK: [link]


**EDIT**
I had a typo in there. It said "elvis" instead of "elvish", so spellcheck didn't catch it and, of course, neither did I. But I have a few very insane friends who did, so muchos thanks to them. So the "h" looks a little out of place, but whatever. It no longer says Elvis, so its all good. Thanks again to Di, Kiowa


****JUST ENTERING FOR FUN****
As my parents would stab me with blunt pencils for giving out my home address, this entry is just for fun. And because I have nothing better to do. Yay me.
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Comments: 43

Lionasha-no-Bruja [2013-11-19 18:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually I thought Promoting Elvis' welfare is a great idea! Maybe the King will be comforted that people still care about him and come back to us!

LOL

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AllyCatAria [2010-07-07 21:21:09 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome!

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darkefantasy27 [2009-05-20 23:13:47 +0000 UTC]

*laughs at your post and then huggles your sonic wand* >.<

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xzailax In reply to darkefantasy27 [2009-05-25 02:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Well thanks very much!

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Sakana-ne-chan [2008-07-05 21:28:12 +0000 UTC]

lol, awesome!

I'm sure glad you're entering for fun, you would KICK my entries but!

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xzailax In reply to Sakana-ne-chan [2008-07-06 01:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

I havn't seen yours, but I'm sure its great.

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strawberry-box [2008-07-05 19:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Elvis rights act XD lol

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xzailax In reply to strawberry-box [2008-07-06 01:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Yupp. ^___^ Accidental cometic relief.

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strawberry-box In reply to xzailax [2008-07-06 07:57:29 +0000 UTC]

heh I thought it was meant to be funny when I saw the faded out h until I read the description

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Tarnias [2008-07-04 13:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Very good...dunno if anyone pointed this out already, but it says "out lives" instead of "our lives" in the small section to the right.

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xzailax In reply to Tarnias [2008-07-06 01:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm horrible with that kinda stuff. Duelly noted. Thanks.

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SuperSaiyanLink [2008-07-03 16:17:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow...

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cookiesxsoldxhere [2008-06-21 21:24:02 +0000 UTC]

i like your whole newspaper idea!

hee hee your parents would stab you with a blunt pencil.. as would mine.

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xzailax In reply to cookiesxsoldxhere [2008-06-22 03:01:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeahhh. But I've taken care to sharpen all my pencils, so I'm safe for the moment. ^__^
I can't wait to go to college and not have to worry about that. -wistful sigh-

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kaching12 [2008-06-19 20:16:41 +0000 UTC]

The SPEW typo is pretty funny.
I like this. It sounds very much like Luna.

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xzailax In reply to kaching12 [2008-06-19 22:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I luvs Luna.

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kaching12 In reply to xzailax [2008-06-25 00:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Me too. I think she may be one of the most loved characters of Harry Potter.

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PadfootsPuppy [2008-06-18 03:31:36 +0000 UTC]

^^ i like it

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xzailax In reply to PadfootsPuppy [2008-06-19 22:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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The-Jedi-Ninja [2008-06-17 13:06:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha! This is brilliant! It's a pity you couldn't enter for real.

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xzailax In reply to The-Jedi-Ninja [2008-06-19 22:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. But I'm not fond of giving out my home address. Paranoid lol.

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elviella [2008-06-17 10:31:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL that's one of my fav entries!! Awesome idea!

Neville/Luna FTW

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xzailax In reply to elviella [2008-06-19 22:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Haha Yeah. Nevillle and Luna rock. <<333

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elviella In reply to xzailax [2008-06-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC]

**waves NevillexLuna flag**

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lilimimi [2008-06-17 03:05:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL, this is my favorite so far.

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xzailax In reply to lilimimi [2008-06-19 22:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Cool! Thanks!

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GraysonGirl [2008-06-16 19:20:14 +0000 UTC]

hahah, oh that's amazing! Very well done- you have a great sense of humor.

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xzailax In reply to GraysonGirl [2008-06-19 22:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Aww! Thanks!

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auriceli [2008-06-16 16:30:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD "Elvis Rights Act"
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xzailax In reply to auriceli [2008-06-19 22:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Yeah, I suck at spelling. xD

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auriceli In reply to xzailax [2008-07-12 10:42:26 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, I think it added to the humor of it in a very positive way ^_^
Hilarious article! XD

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xzailax In reply to auriceli [2008-07-12 21:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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auriceli In reply to xzailax [2008-07-15 23:57:35 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome ^_^

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Jo-san [2008-06-16 16:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Wow, this is genius!

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xzailax In reply to Jo-san [2008-06-19 22:07:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you think so!

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otakuAera [2008-06-16 15:26:20 +0000 UTC]

*has been going through the list of contest entries from *Slinkers 's journal*

Nice ... I love the article idea.

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xzailax In reply to otakuAera [2008-06-19 22:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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avery18 In reply to xzailax [2008-08-05 06:24:19 +0000 UTC]

I agree. The article idea totally caught my eye. Very cleaver.

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t-writes-poems [2008-06-06 00:02:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Being a journalism geek, you could use some help in the news-writing department. XD
But it looks cool. Me likeh.

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xzailax In reply to t-writes-poems [2008-06-06 01:19:33 +0000 UTC]

lol
Being unexperianced completly in the area of news-writing, I thank you for the compliment. ^___^

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t-writes-poems In reply to xzailax [2008-06-06 22:23:17 +0000 UTC]

*smuggles you into Journalism class one day, but then sends you back because we're just watching a movie about some random stupid 25 year old guy in third grade who's horny for his teacher*
...wat?

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xzailax In reply to t-writes-poems [2008-06-07 01:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Dude.

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t-writes-poems In reply to xzailax [2008-06-07 13:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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