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I do hope no one was chewing gum while reading this~. XD
Again, a joke from my marvelous joke hunt across the internet.

FULL VIEW PLEASE!
(Rated T for... well, obvious reasons.)

Dialogue because my handwriting fails:
Bob-the-Narrator: Canada was having breakfast when America, chewing gum, sat next to him. Canada ignored him, but he started a conversation anyway.
America: So, you Canadians eat the whole bread?
Canada: Of course...
A: We don't. In America, we eat what's inside. We collect the crusts and make them into toast that we sell to Canada.
A: Do you eat jelly with it too?
C: Of course!
A: We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit. We collect the peels, seeds and leftovers and turn them into jelly that we sell to Canada.
C: Do you have sex in America?
A: Why, of course we do!
C: And what do you do with the condoms afterwards?
A: We throw them away of course.
C: We don't. In Canada, we collect them and make them into chewing gum that we sell to America.
POP!

Canada wins.

Heh, not the funniest I've made, but I kinda like it.
Dedicated to our backwards cousins to the north~! Including my friend whom with I had an epic "Who's country is more awesome" battle. (I so won that.)

Enjoy!
~ Yola

Other Mochi!Comics: [link]

Description
I do hope no one was chewing gum while reading this~. XD
Again, a joke from my marvelous joke hunt across the internet.

FULL VIEW PLEASE!
(Rated T for... well, obvious reasons.)

Dialogue because my handwriting fails:
Bob-the-Narrator: Canada was having breakfast when America, chewing gum, sat next to him. Canada ignored him, but he started a conversation anyway.
America: So, you Canadians eat the whole bread?
Canada: Of course...
A: We don't. In America, we eat what's inside. We collect the crusts and make them into toast that we sell to Canada.
A: Do you eat jelly with it too?
C: Of course!
A: We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit. We collect the peels, seeds and leftovers and turn them into jelly that we sell to Canada.
C: Do you have sex in America?
A: Why, of course we do!
C: And what do you do with the condoms afterwards?
A: We throw them away of course.
C: We don't. In Canada, we collect them and make them into chewing gum that we sell to America.
POP!

Canada wins.

Heh, not the funniest I've made, but I kinda like it.
Dedicated to our backwards cousins to the north~! Including my friend whom with I had an epic "Who's country is more awesome" battle. (I so won that.)

Enjoy!
~ Yola

Other Mochi!Comics: [link]