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Published: 2015-01-02 18:13:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 993; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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inspired by the song "Why don't you get a job" by The Offspring. a parody version of the song.My friend has a red friend
Man he hates that dick,
He tells me every day.
He says “man I got to get revenge on that prick
In the worst kind of way”
Red sits on ass,
Blue works his hands to the bone
To bring home money every pay day.
Red wants more denaro just to get drunk at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I guess all Blues’ money, well it isn't enough
To pay what Red destroys everyday
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause Red makes sure that it all goes to waste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Well I guess it ain't easy for Blue to do it all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day
Let me tell you about my other friend now
My friend's got an ex-girlfriend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
She wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
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Lespy: Yes on No! (continuing to laugh)
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Red: if I want money i'll go with Wolf to rob a bank.
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Lespy: And why do you want money, Red?
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Red: for beer, women, and strip clubs. I know what you're going to say, you can give me all the money I want for that stuff, but I'd rather get it from Wolf, because he gets them the awesome way and I get to go too.
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Lespy: Well, that explains how you are and what you want to ask for?
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Red: now I'm going to go get drunk and pass out.
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Lespy: I'm not worried about anything, if I want to go I'll catch up with you, while I'll have what Blue does whimpering with her leaves.
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Lespy: because you're crying for those papers. They were from Area 51?
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Blue: What? No. they were job applications I was trying to get Red to fill out so he could get a job, you moron!
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Lespy: But your papers are soaked with beer that Red did, also do not insult you before you insult me! (looking at him with a piercing look at Blue)
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Blue: If you are here to annoy me, you are doing a good job of it.
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Lespy: stupid I came here to help you, look at your sheets are crap for what Red made. Tell me how important those sheets are for me to fix it.
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Blue: they are not mine you idiot! they are useless now since Red isn't going to try to find a job!
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Lespy: So leave Red with your life, if you try to change your life you will not do it and you will never do it, besides having a job is a shit.
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Blue: I have a job you asshole!
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Lespy: I know fag!!!, I just came here to see how you are doing. I did not come here to make fun of you.
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Blue: you know what? fuck you and leave alone! You are one of the worst people I have ever met!
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Lespy: Because tell me why.
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Blue: you think you are better than the rest of us, you don't male sense most of the time, and you won't leave me alone when i tell you to! You just do what you want
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Lespy: I do what I want, but how can I do the best if I just have fun here. I do not try to be the best since I do not like that kind of form.
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Blue: oh please. you're not the best. Wolf can kill better than you without powers, Lad can make runes that you can't get through, Saigron beat your ass already, You can't even kill Fifi, and you are no where near as good enough to be with Fox
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Lespy: My way is simple I never in life knew all of you who live here, also if I did not use my powers it is better to use my fists and weapons in any way, and those things what you are trying to say is just have a good time here.
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Lespy: Well of that if he's right.
He sits down what he should not do in that situation.
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Lespy: Hey wait, I'll follow at least explain to you about this.
*start to follow him*
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Blue: no, fuck you. I'm ignoring anything you do or say now.
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Lespy: good if you want it. He stopped talking.
*a moment ... why do you hate Lespy?*
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You know how Blue can get real irritable right?
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Alright, but should not be a little shy Blue?
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Blue's not shy, it's not in his character
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Blue: Here's alphabet soup for you Red, I made it special!
*Letter noodles spell GET A JOB*
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Red: (Swats the bowl away) this soup is boring.
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Blue: *Turns on a T.V.*
*Puppets are on the screen*
Puppet 1: Hey Phil, where ya goin'?
Puppet 2: To my job!
Puppet 1: You have a job?
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Red: (throws a beer bottle at the tv breaking it) I hate reruns unless it shows boobies
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Fuchsia: Doh typical Reddy you.
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Blue: I just bought that tv you idiot!
Red: put it on my tab.
Blue: you are in debt as it is already you asshole!
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Pink: Hey, everything fine here?
Fuchsia: *Calms Red down with a kiss to his cheek*
Pink: Is Red upsetting you again Blue babe?
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Blue: He broke our new tv with a beer bottle.
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Pink: *Glares at Red* This is most definitely on you.
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Red: ain't my fault. the tv was being boring.
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Fuchsia: *Giggles* No, it was just the show that was being boring babe.
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Red: hey it was a tv show so the tv was to blame.
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Fuchsia: *Laughs* You make my day babe~
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