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Published: 2015-01-02 18:13:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 994; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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inspired by the song "Why don't you get a job" by The Offspring. a parody version of the song.My friend has a red friend
Man he hates that dick,
He tells me every day.
He says “man I got to get revenge on that prick
In the worst kind of way”
Red sits on ass,
Blue works his hands to the bone
To bring home money every pay day.
Red wants more denaro just to get drunk at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I guess all Blues’ money, well it isn't enough
To pay what Red destroys everyday
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause Red makes sure that it all goes to waste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Well I guess it ain't easy for Blue to do it all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day
Let me tell you about my other friend now
My friend's got an ex-girlfriend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
She wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
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Gal: do ya know where he might happen ta live?
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Spirit: He lives in a neighborhood somewhere on the far left side of town.
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gal: can ya show me?
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Spirit: Sure thing. ^^ *Brings her to Wolf's residence*
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Man: What are you doing here?
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Spirit: Gal here wants to see Wolf.
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Man: he lives out in the forest in his cabin somewhere
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Spirit: Alright then, thanks for the directions. ^^ *Leaves with Gal*
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Gal: How are we gonna find him out in the woods?
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Spirit: Don't worry, I got this. *Closes her eyes then opens them, revealing they've glowing purple*
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Gal: What in Sam's name is goin on here?
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(Spirit and Shannon have special powers, and this one is similar to the Byakugan eye in Naruto.)
Spirit: *Sees everything purple and her vision stretches far into the forest until she sees Wolf's cabin* This way. *Moves forward quickly*
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Gal: Hope we're not intrudin
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Spirit: Hmm, it's more like visiting since we're only coming to see Wolf, with you wanting to make some kind of deal with him.
*Later they reach his house*
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Gal: Well better go in an... (when she took her first step. They were both hung upside down in vines over a bon fire and wooden spears all around them in an instant) What in tarnation jus happened?!
Kara: (comes out from a bush with a bow and arrow in a native brave costume) Yay I caught some food for dinner. ^v^
Gal: Say what now!?
Kara: Daddy! your trap caught two people for us to eat tonight! can I poke them?
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Spirit: *Gets caught* Woah! Now hold on there! We're not here to get eaten, I came with this woman to help her find Wolf so she can make some kind of trade with him. *Uses her telekinetic powers to unwrap the vines from around their ankles and slowly brings herself and Gal down*
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Kara: But daddy says we can eat whatever we catch in the traps. (Sad expression) I want to eat you please.
Gal: (frightened) Uh, ah'm sure we can get ya something better ta eat instead.
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Spirit: Sweetie, your father needs to learn that eating his own kind is cannibalism and that's morally wrong. And Gal's right, there's plenty of other things out there you and your father can eat.
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Wolf: (Knocks out Spirit from behind suddenly) No one tells my daughter she can't eat people if she wants to.
Gal: Wait mister! We are here ta do business.. Err ah mean ah'm here ta do business with this Wolf feller.
Wolf: Hmm, is that so? (makes a couple of nerve point hits on Spirit to wake her up)
Kara: Can we still eat that one? (points to Spirit)
Wolf: We'll head down to a pet shop to eat later Kara.
Kara: Yay! I love eating the kitties.
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Spirit: Oh gaw my head... *Moans* What the hell man?
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Wolf: Are you working partners with this cowgirl? if not, you have a date with a butcher knife and a grill.
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Spirit: Well, you could say I'm an acquaintance of hers. And no way am I becoming someone's dinner. *Stands up and walks up to Gal*
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Gal: (Closes Spirit's mouth) Of carse she's mah business partner.
Wolf: Well I guess she can skip dinner then.
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Spirit: Anyway, we want to trade you something sir.
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Wolf: Hmm, I'm listening.
Gal: (swallows the lump in her throat) um, ah come from a farm an we have uh great selection of farmin goods an arm dealin.
Wolf: We'll I have my own supply of weapons. (Wolf pulls out weapons one by one out from his pockets naming each one as he pulls them out. soon they are surrounded by piles of weapons of every kind)
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Spirit: *Curiously stares at all the weapons* It's like you have an entire army in that pocket of yours.
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Wolf: Yep, thats what the girls always say. XD
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Spirit: Anyway, so do we have a deal?
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Wolf: we haven't come to one yet.
Gal: Sorry mister. since ya have yer own supply of arms. how bout I trade food fer ya in exchange fer weapons? ya know so yer little one doesn't have ta eat people all the time.
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Spirit: *Nods in agreement* Yeah, that sounds pretty good, right?
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Wolf: Hmm, I guess so since Fox doesn't eat people all the time. She'll at least have some normal food to eat
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Spirit: *Looks at Gal, nods, then back at Wolf* So I suppose it's all set then.
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Gal: Gee howdy hey! Now mah family doesn't have ta worry about runnin low on ammo
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Spirit: *Smiles at Gal*
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Wolf: well I hope you know your way out. that was just luck that you ran into one of my non-lethal traps
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Spirit: *Sighs then uses her extended sight vision again*
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Wolf: what ever you are doing just quit it. the traps I lay are to complicated to avoid without knowing how they were set up in the first place
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Spirit: I can see the traps further from where we are standing clearly with this vision.
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Wolf: no shit so can I but that doesn't mean you know how they work.
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Spirit: *Rolls eyes* Come on Gal, let's try to make our way through the scary maze.
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Gal: um ah'm not sure bout that. we were both caught by that one trap easily. that don't mean we would survive the next one.
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Spirit: Well maybe canibal hunter here can lead us outta here.
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Wolf: well maybe I could let the green braidy bitch here go on her own.
Kara: (Comes back) does this mean I can eat her daddy?
Wolf: after she kills herself in my forest of traps.
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Spirit: No way am I letting myself get caught in those traps of yours.
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Wolf: Thenlooks like you're going nowhere unless you can fly... wait no scratch that. I have traps to take things out in the air as well. Perhaps if you can teleport.
Gal: say who is this Fox ya mentioned?
Kara: Fox is my mommy. people say she is so sexy. (Doesn't know what the word meant)
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Spirit: *Looks at Wolf* How'd you get hitched with her?
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Wolf: Ah fuck no! Fox is like a sister to me! the thought of ever doing something close to what you implied sickens me.
Gal: But yer daughter calls ya both her ma and pa.
Wolf: Its complicated to explain. Fox found her and adopted her. She grew on me as well and she just calls us her parents, the end.
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Spirit: Ooookay then. *Looks at Kara and sees her playing with a knife*
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Kara: Daddy like it when I play with knives. (smiles innocently)
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Spirit: *Looks back at Gal*
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