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Published: 2015-01-02 18:13:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 994; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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inspired by the song "Why don't you get a job" by The Offspring. a parody version of the song.My friend has a red friend
Man he hates that dick,
He tells me every day.
He says “man I got to get revenge on that prick
In the worst kind of way”
Red sits on ass,
Blue works his hands to the bone
To bring home money every pay day.
Red wants more denaro just to get drunk at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I guess all Blues’ money, well it isn't enough
To pay what Red destroys everyday
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause Red makes sure that it all goes to waste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Well I guess it ain't easy for Blue to do it all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day
Let me tell you about my other friend now
My friend's got an ex-girlfriend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
She wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
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Comments: 188
Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to ??? [2015-11-30 00:02:46 +0000 UTC]
Red: I always do. especially in bed.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-11-30 00:05:37 +0000 UTC]
(Let's please not add sex.)
Fuchsia: Uuum... *Blushes very hard*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-11-30 00:19:49 +0000 UTC]
(but red is all about sex XD)
Red: yeah that's right. let go see a movie (takes Blue's wallet) thanks dude.
Blue: Give me back my wallet!
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-11-30 00:22:46 +0000 UTC]
(I know, but it's still rather gross. XD)
Pink: *Reaches for it* Give it back Red.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-11-30 00:44:04 +0000 UTC]
Red: Never! (runs away with fuchsia)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-11-30 01:06:23 +0000 UTC]
Pink: Get back here! *Chases after him and his girlfriend*
Blue: *Follows suit*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-11-30 02:09:25 +0000 UTC]
(A lasso wraps around Red and Fuchsia and both are pulled up to a cowgirl)
Gal: (takes the wallet) I reckon this don't belong ta ya.
Red: Holy shit. look at the milk jugs on her!
Gal: Excuse me?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-11-30 04:35:21 +0000 UTC]
Fuchsia: Reeeed. -_-
Blue: Thanks Gal. *Takes his wallet back*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-01 02:46:50 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Any time little missy. Always plum happy ta help.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-05 01:02:34 +0000 UTC]
Blue: Missy?
Pink: Gal, Blue's a guy. XD
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-05 21:15:54 +0000 UTC]
(Sorry made a mistake X) ))
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-05 22:44:42 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Well I gotta try and find uh place that sells horses in this here city.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-06 03:08:55 +0000 UTC]
Pink: There's a ranch nearby that sells horses. We can bring you there.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-07 02:45:36 +0000 UTC]
Gal: I'd be mighty grateful than uh pig wrapped in uh blanket of mud fer yall help
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-07 05:24:30 +0000 UTC]
Pink: No problem. ^^ *Shakes her hand*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-07 20:53:27 +0000 UTC]
Gal: So where is this here ranch?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-12 04:23:23 +0000 UTC]
Pink: Allow us. *She and Blue take Gal across the city then to the outskirts where a ranch is seen*
Blue: There it is. *Points at it*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-12 20:08:03 +0000 UTC]
Gal: yeehaw! now ta get me uh horse! ah am mighty greatful fer yall help.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-13 04:12:35 +0000 UTC]
Pink: We were happy to help you. ^^
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-13 21:13:28 +0000 UTC]
(Gal goes off to look for a horse)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-14 05:06:01 +0000 UTC]
Jet: *Is working at the ranch then sees her* Hello miss, what brings you here today?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-15 00:37:59 +0000 UTC]
Gal: howdy mister. ah would like ta buy yer finest horse on this here ranch.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 05:33:29 +0000 UTC]
Jet: *Thinks to himself* She sure is pretty. *Outloud* Well, I can have you choose one for free, it'll be on me.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 17:21:47 +0000 UTC]
Gal: mighty grateful but it goes against mah nature ta take thangs fer free. Ah'd like ta help out businesses by payin the said price if ya don't mind.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 18:50:27 +0000 UTC]
Jet: *Chuckles* Alright then. It'll be $15 for a horse please miss.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 19:04:47 +0000 UTC]
Gal: (gives a box of bullets) will that be enough fer $15 or do ah need ta trade more ta reach 15?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 19:42:58 +0000 UTC]
Jet: That'll be fine. ^^ *Takes 15 bullets* So, which horse would you like?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 19:46:06 +0000 UTC]
Gal: I'll take the brown one with the white stripe down his snout
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 19:51:03 +0000 UTC]
Jet: He's all yours. ^^ *Hands the reins over to her*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 20:12:59 +0000 UTC]
Gal: (gets on in one leap) Much obliged partner. YEEHAW! (makes the horse do a back leg stand and rides off)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 20:18:33 +0000 UTC]
Jet: *Watches her while smiling*
Blade: *Walks up to him* You like her huh?
Jet: Huh what? *Looks at him* Oh, no. I was just happy to have sold a horse.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 20:31:35 +0000 UTC]
(Gal rides across the country side leaping over fences and bushes)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 21:04:20 +0000 UTC]
Blade: Admit it, you like that girl you sold that horse to.
Jet: Prove it.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]
(Gal sees an apple tree and gets out her colt revolver and makes bulls eye shots on some of the apples)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 21:18:08 +0000 UTC]
Jet: Okay you got me, I think that girl is cute.
Blade: Did you ever catch her name?
Jet: Unfortunately, no.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 21:27:24 +0000 UTC]
(Gal rides into a forest near the city she trail blazes with her horse looking at the sights)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 21:35:55 +0000 UTC]
???: Hey there! *Something moves in the treetops above*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 21:42:33 +0000 UTC]
Gal: (Pulls out her colt revolver) It ain't polite ta be sneaking up on uh lady. Show yerself bufore ah put two in yer head faster than uh jackrabbit ridin a speedin bullet.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 21:57:38 +0000 UTC]
???: *A light mint-colored girl flips out of the tree and lands in front of Gal and her horse* Oh don't worry, I wasn't sneaking up on you. Anyway, I'm Spirit.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 22:03:48 +0000 UTC]
Gal: (holsters her gun) beggin yer pardon. Ah tend ta get a little itchy on the finger when some folk sneak up on me like that.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 22:08:30 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: Oopsies, I apologize if I startled you a bit. Anyway, you must be new in town, right?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 22:30:15 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Sure am. Ah recently rode uh bus from mah family farmland that ah lived on since ah was uh babe. ah never did really leave mah home much unless ta go ta the nearby small town near mah home.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 22:40:25 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: Ooh sweet. So you're here just to pay the city a visit?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 22:43:28 +0000 UTC]
Gal: actually ah've come ta see if ah can make more tradin business with city folk fer mah family farm back home. ah've heard of this one feller named Wolf who is a war feller. Ah think if ah meet him, ah can set a good deal trading farmin' goods fer fire arms.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 22:47:03 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: I'd be careful around him if I were you, he acts on a killing impulse.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 22:51:26 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Ah'm sure Ah can reason with this feller. Ah mean how bad can he be?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 23:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: I wouldn't say that if I were you. O_O Better knock on some hard wood, because that may be a jinx.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2015-12-20 23:20:24 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Ah don't bulieve in jinx. mah trust in the good lord reassures nah safety.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-12-20 23:25:02 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Smiles softly and nods* Words to live by.
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