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Published: 2015-01-02 18:13:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 994; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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inspired by the song "Why don't you get a job" by The Offspring. a parody version of the song.My friend has a red friend
Man he hates that dick,
He tells me every day.
He says “man I got to get revenge on that prick
In the worst kind of way”
Red sits on ass,
Blue works his hands to the bone
To bring home money every pay day.
Red wants more denaro just to get drunk at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I guess all Blues’ money, well it isn't enough
To pay what Red destroys everyday
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause Red makes sure that it all goes to waste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Well I guess it ain't easy for Blue to do it all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day
Let me tell you about my other friend now
My friend's got an ex-girlfriend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
She wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
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Comments: 188
Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to ??? [2015-12-31 13:40:08 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Don't look at me. its his youngin
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 00:42:15 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Looks back at Wolf* So may you please show us the way out?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 05:58:16 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Step exactly where I step. one misplaced step and you are as good as dead.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 19:13:59 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Nods* Right.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 19:36:03 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Why do ya have such deadly traps round here?
Wolf: Why wouldn't I want a bunch of deadly traps protecting me?
Gal: Hmm touché.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 19:47:20 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: You do have a point there. If you had powers like my twin sister and myself, then you wouldn't even need those traps.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 20:08:41 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: (Laughs out loud) you actually think I need your powers to keep myself safe? I would take a glass house for protection rather than your powers. These traps aren't for my protection, they're for Kara and Fox. you silly twat.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 20:30:31 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Rolls eyes at him* Whatever.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 20:41:32 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: funny, that's the same thing I would say when it comes to you or your twin existence in life.
Gal: everyone please. Cain't we just get along until we're out of this here trap infested forest?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 20:44:06 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: Gal's right, fighting won't get us anywhere.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 20:56:28 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: well actually we are you are just making it go slower.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 21:00:43 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Rolls eyes again*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 21:09:48 +0000 UTC]
(wolf soon walks them out again)
Wolf: Now don't try to go back in the same way if you decide to come back. You would have to take another secret route in order to do that.
Gal: much obliged.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 21:27:46 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Whips her bangs out of her face* Anyway, thanks for helping us out. Let's go Gal. *Walks away*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 21:35:34 +0000 UTC]
Gal: well that was sure interestin. might have them invited over ta mah house in Texas. mah Family would get along with them like pigs in mud.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 21:58:14 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: Are you sure about that? Because Wolf would slaughter the other people in town during his visit, I'm sure of it.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 22:16:37 +0000 UTC]
Gal: ah thaink ah understand his type. He enjoys the good ol fashioned rough n tough pro gun American type. That is somethin mah family is all about.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-01 22:40:20 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: I see... *Nods slowly*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-01 23:16:34 +0000 UTC]
Gal: Well ah got ta get on home ta tell mah family of the new tradin deal ah jus made. They'll be happier than pickles in a jar.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-02 05:39:47 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: *Smiles* Glad to know you'll make a success. ^^ I can't wait to tell my sister all about you.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2016-01-02 06:08:54 +0000 UTC]
Gal: (tips her hat) i'll be seein ya. (leaves)
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2016-01-02 06:15:18 +0000 UTC]
Spirit: You too. ^^ *Leaves*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to darkevilmuffens-Jay [2015-01-02 19:56:49 +0000 UTC]
told you it fit them perfect XD
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darkevilmuffens-Jay In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-01-02 20:03:48 +0000 UTC]
yes it does XD
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VictorTheVengeful In reply to ??? [2015-01-02 18:34:09 +0000 UTC]
You should do a picture inspired by the song "Walking contradiction" by green day
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to VictorTheVengeful [2015-01-02 19:56:12 +0000 UTC]
would it be about Red?
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VictorTheVengeful In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-01-02 20:01:41 +0000 UTC]
About red and lord tourettes...
Have you seen the music video for that song?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to VictorTheVengeful [2015-01-02 20:24:51 +0000 UTC]
how does LT fit into it?
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VictorTheVengeful In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-01-02 20:26:45 +0000 UTC]
He killed a bear
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to VictorTheVengeful [2015-01-02 20:28:17 +0000 UTC]
i have a different idea for this song.
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VictorTheVengeful In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2015-01-02 20:30:30 +0000 UTC]
What's your idea
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to VictorTheVengeful [2015-01-02 20:37:23 +0000 UTC]
Red actually walking down street as Blue gets caught in all the chaos behind Red
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Daniel1944 In reply to ??? [2015-01-02 18:24:27 +0000 UTC]
Red is cool and he doesnt need the job xD
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to Daniel1944 [2015-01-02 18:25:56 +0000 UTC]
Red: sorry Blue I already have a job being awesome. it's a 24 hour job.
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