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Published: 2011-03-28 20:29:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 11741; Favourites: 151; Downloads: 91
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So... where should I start ??This poster is dedicated to Terrifying Rei aka Nobody Dies Rei. Nobody Dies is a wacky, crazy awesome Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic which took Evangelion, kicked it to the curb, drilled heaven with it and falcon punched it into being a Super Robot series.
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About the story. Yui Ikari never went through with the Contact Experiment and Eva01 didn't eat her soul. She and Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu are alive and well (though you'll wish for it not to be true for Kyoko) and that... changed the world IMMENSLY. Believe it or not but out of the pilots Shinji is THE most normal and well-adjusted. And of the other results of Yui not dying is The Rei.
This world's Rei is a crazy awesome genki girl who goes around Falcon Punching angels, prowling ventilation chaffs in a way that would give even an Alien a heart attack, raping people with various vegetables and changing their lives while doing so, Giga-Drill Breaking angels with her beloved Go-kun (Eva05... which is Crazy Awesome in its own way...) and giving birth to cute little AI babies who hack Spider tanks and go to slaughter mutated monsters in Australia.
THIS My friends is Crazy Awesome given a body and God-Killing Angel Raping powers. AND ITS AWESOME!!
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Could very well be... this Rei doesn't even need martial arts to tear you limb from limb though
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Probably because you didn't see her tear an eldritch abomination apart with her bare hands. Or rape someone in the eye socket.
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That's what she does. She isn't called Terrifying Rei for no reason.
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Po prostu czytnij fanfica. Rei jest duΕΌo fajniejsza niΕΌ ta z serii. To praktycznie Deadpool ktΓ³remu dano kobiece ciaΕo.
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WiΔc jesteΕ polakiem? TrochΔ jak mΓ³j pierwszy watcher Jarek SobiΕski tyle ΕΌe on jest fanem serii pokemon i dragonball. Ja zaΕ jestem doΕΔ... Uniwersalny.
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Nom.
Uniwersalny czyli wszystko jak leci huh? JakieΕ konkrety?
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Moja gΕΓ³wna postaΔ czyli James Headnail to czarny rycerz podrΓ³ΕΌujΔ cy po wielu wymiarach ktΓ³ry walczy ze zΕem. Jego osobowoΕΔ bazuje na mojej.
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Self-insert huh? Dobrze siΔ bawisz?
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The start of a beautiful friendship.Β
And the rest of the world collectively turns white as a sheet from terror.
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So... she doesnt seem have facial expressions... but she seems to be one of the most wild-assed characters ive ever seen.
Why am I not surprised...
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You should give Nobody Dies (the fanfic I mentioned) a try, the Rei in that story is Utterly and Absolutely Bonkers, completely and thoroughly insane and she is awesome. The very first chapter involves her socking an Angel with an RPG and then running away from it by roofhopping while dragging Shinji behind her XD
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Oooooooh, its THAT version of Rei! The story is awesome-funny-insane mix of comedy, shout-outs, and Kamina approved awesome.
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Ayup, THAT Rei, the one who strikes fear into humans and aliens alike and her beloved is a several stories tall alien cybernetic killing machine with a drill and plenty of love for Liberty, Democracy and American Way! Gosh I loved how Gendo convinced that Eva to power down XD
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'Your gonna get Reiped' heheh Tvtropes summed up this picture perfectly.
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Which would be more mind-scarringly epic awesome? The Rei meeting up with:
A) Katsura Kotonoha on her 'Makoto-kun' craze
B) Gasai Yuuno in 'Korosu' mode
C) Takamachi Nanoha on a berserker Befriending spree
D) All of the above
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C, she could teach The Rei to Befriend people, or worse, Adopt them, like Vivio
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True, that would do it for 'mind-scarringly epic awesome', but choice C was: "Takamachi Nanoha on a BERSERKER Befriending spree"
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give Rei the Book of Darkness...
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What does that have to do with my question?
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imagine The Rei with the Book... imagine what they would do the the Wolkenritter and Reinforce.
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I'd imagine that the Wolkenritter and Reinforce would be BEGGING for someone, ANYONE to destroy the Book, and set them free.
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There is no kill like overkill so I pick option D! Let the Battle Royale Commence!
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Don't take this the wrong way, but: You, I like.
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[chuckles] No worries I won't :-3 ALL HAIL MORE DAKKA!
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DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA, ALL THE DAKKA!
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And there is Never Nuff Dakka!!
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The rules of the battle field:
1.Β Never nuff dakka!!!
2. No kill like overkill!
3. Remember rule #17: always make sure they're dead.
4. NEVER NUFF DAKKA!!!!!
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I wish you a happy and crazy future in your new post-vegetable/fruit-rape life ^^ May the REEEENESS be with you.
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I manages to avoid the rape part, but now I'm lost somewhere in the Geofront I think... and I'm watching the vents like there's xenomorphs...
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Xenomorphs? HA! Those things are for babies. Ree are for the True Man filled with Testosterone... probably because the Ree like to make them scream in a hot-blooded way for not so hot-blooded reasons...
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excuse me, I meant xenomorphs on crack with minds like Rei after two liters of coffee...
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Okay... that sounds rather scary...
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I'm watching the vents...
*noise in vents*
what was-
OHGODNO-!
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Terrifying Rei indeed.
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That wasn't me. By the way...behind you. *points*
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