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Published: 2011-03-28 20:29:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 11742; Favourites: 151; Downloads: 91
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So... where should I start ??This poster is dedicated to Terrifying Rei aka Nobody Dies Rei. Nobody Dies is a wacky, crazy awesome Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic which took Evangelion, kicked it to the curb, drilled heaven with it and falcon punched it into being a Super Robot series.
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About the story. Yui Ikari never went through with the Contact Experiment and Eva01 didn't eat her soul. She and Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu are alive and well (though you'll wish for it not to be true for Kyoko) and that... changed the world IMMENSLY. Believe it or not but out of the pilots Shinji is THE most normal and well-adjusted. And of the other results of Yui not dying is The Rei.
This world's Rei is a crazy awesome genki girl who goes around Falcon Punching angels, prowling ventilation chaffs in a way that would give even an Alien a heart attack, raping people with various vegetables and changing their lives while doing so, Giga-Drill Breaking angels with her beloved Go-kun (Eva05... which is Crazy Awesome in its own way...) and giving birth to cute little AI babies who hack Spider tanks and go to slaughter mutated monsters in Australia.
THIS My friends is Crazy Awesome given a body and God-Killing Angel Raping powers. AND ITS AWESOME!!
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"I'd be the Rei." 'nough said.
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Start by punching an Eldritch Abomination in the face and build from there ^^
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...Genki girls both terrify me and send me on so many fanboy moments. When I was in 3rd to 8th grade, I could have been called a Keet. Wow, and now I'm a Snark Knight. Go figure. Which means any girlfriend I have will know I'm actually a kuudere. Joy. T///=
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Then again, the one girlfriend I've had labeled my a chivalrous pervert quickly...
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Kuudere might not be the right word...
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you have yet to mention the Noodle-incident with Kensuke Aida and what happens to evil Spies, messing with her friends
or her SEVEN Sisters, all a different kind of Crazy
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Terrifying Rei + Vegetables = A Life Changing Experience XD Mhm how did Rei put it then referring to Kensuke ?? "I gave him weird, he gives me nerd" XD
Sisters aside, Rei has KIDS XD AI Babies in Spider Tanks wrecking an unholy crusade in Australia XD
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not anymore, they are back!
and one of Rei's sisters has AI-children too, from Kaworu
also Yui starts speaking about Biological Children with Asuka, suggesting Names...
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Oh Dear we are DOOMED... and btw. what the hell was happening when Pieter, a bunch of chibi-Reis and a Reego Spider-Tank were chasing Touji ??
Yeah I read about them... mhm Keiworu was their name, right ??
Hmm didn't Kyoko at some point said that she wanted Grandkids ??
Btw. is it true that later in the story Kyoko changes from a terrible bitch into a nice person ??
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Is it still being doomed if we enjoy every moment of it?
...Yeah, probably.
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Definitely, ever watched that "2012" by Emmerich ?? There was this conspiracy nut there who, when the world started going to hell, just stood there and enjoyed the fireworks. I like to think of myself as that kind of guy when faced with imminent Apocalypse.
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I don't remember (or have I surpressed the Memory?)
don't remember about Kyoko, but Yui(in some kind of hidden Ree-Mode) brought up the thema
she takes a level in nice, still scary
she lands in Canon!NERV and seeing Canon!Asuka + some history-research give her something to think
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Ah it was in one of the newer chapter I think 90 or 91
Well she is fond of Asuka so some cute grandkids would be in order... I'd love to see some toddler pulling Gendo's beard and Gendo not moving a muscle or maybe his eye would be twitching XD
Yeah I saw a part of it.
"And I'm still a shitty mother" or something like that. Canon!Asuka was equally or even more broken than ND!Asuka.
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in comparsion ND!Asuka was getting better so Canon!Asuka is more broken at this point
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Indeed, she was steadily improving thanks to Shinji and Yui, and then Kyoko had a Heel Face Turn... Canon!Asuka wasn't that lucky.
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dude...
Rei and smiles donΒ΄t go together... is like some kind of nigthmare fuel... seriously
ok... now i want to read it
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Well it's true in-universe too, when Rei smiles, and I mean a wide-toothy smile people want to Run and Scream. She IS called Terrifying Rei for a reason.
Read it, it's a really awesome fanfic ^^
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And yet she needs assistance to smile. Scary smile
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Well only on this pic, in the fanfic she smiles without assistance... and her smile is enough to make people run like hell because of fear XD
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As far as I remember, it's not that bad when she smiles. It gets much, much worse when she stop smiling.
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Oh yes, but when she smiles you at least Live to tell the horror tail, when she stops smiling? Not so much...
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then there's what she did to kensuke...with a turnip...scary.
Her giga drill break was equally impressive as Kamina's from what i've read
She both scares me and makes us all laugh at the same time
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Not NEARLY as bad as what she did to Kaworu Nagisa... loss of ocular virginity [shudders]
When Rei decides to go Super Robot on your ass she doesn't use half-measures...
Damn straight, when I first read the story I was both dumbfounded and laughing my ass off at what she was doing XD Like punching a hole in the toilet to get to Shinji... her offer to carry him was quite sweet though...
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