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Valentine's day was screwy for me this year. I think I got myself a bf...? But no? Some other guy likes me and got me chocolate... but... ah, it's so weird!

But before you go, 'WTF' on me, there is a quite logical, and equally screwy story to go along with this....

*ahem*

Once upon a time in the creepy castle of Atruterra, in the creepy dungeons-that-never-was, Duxia-the-nobody was concocting an experiment. An EVIL experiment. Well, not really, but, she was concocting an experiment. Why? Because, as far as she could tell, there were no official scientists doing any sort of cool things in the basement she unofficially dubbed the labs-of-no-return. So she dubbed herself one and set to work, because she always thought it was cool to mess with hearts and the like... also dangerous toxic chemicals, but I'm getting off-topic.

But in order to christen such a room, you had to do the thing all mad scientists do at least once in their life for laughs. Switch the brain of an animal and a human being... or nobody. Nobodies works just as well.

So, with the graceful help (no sarcasm intended) of the friendly-basement creature, Iraxec, she started building her brain-switcher-- instruction manual obviously from the internet. But of course no project this big can be kept secret for long and soon popped in Axeccbre and Xtrei, the rest of the Twilight Trio, who Duxia obviously invited, and D'Jarxon, who came to complain about the noise and the pointless blasting music, but was intrigued enough to stay and watch... and eventually point and laugh.

When the unstable machine was finally operational, Duxia tried it on a cat. She forgot if it was a no-cat or not, but at this point, she wasn't exactly sure if it mattered. But when she started up the machine, she had forgotten point number two of her plan: The human counterpart.

Xtrei, who was CONVENIENTLY right in front of the machine's targeting device, was giving a big ole blank stare with a slow face at a twirling particle in the air, was blasted into oblivion.

This switch rocked the entire castle, and Superior Lex eventually was sent down to go check what the hell just happened. What the hell just happened, with the brain of a cat and the personality of a dog, tackled him down, sat on him, and gave him a nice long lick from his chin to his nose, licked her ' paw', curled up, and went straight to sleep.

If it weren't so serious, much laughing would have been enjoyed. But sadly, it WAS serious. Superior Xyka went down to the basement to wonder what was taking Superior Lex so long, but, before he could walk through the door, heard the commentary, and immediately backed up and walked up the stairs.

THE END

You have just witnessed my writing ability. Much 4th wall smashing, randomness, and lack of a plot was thrown about. I am so sorry.

Duxia by ~Skarita
Bre by ~Beckers848
D'Jarx by *frogmaster9
Lex by ~archvampire
Xyka ~JynxDarkAngel
Iraxec by ~Kodel

I'm sorry for your brains.

I think I messed up something somewhere... I just don't know what it is...

Description
Valentine's day was screwy for me this year. I think I got myself a bf...? But no? Some other guy likes me and got me chocolate... but... ah, it's so weird!

But before you go, 'WTF' on me, there is a quite logical, and equally screwy story to go along with this....

*ahem*

Once upon a time in the creepy castle of Atruterra, in the creepy dungeons-that-never-was, Duxia-the-nobody was concocting an experiment. An EVIL experiment. Well, not really, but, she was concocting an experiment. Why? Because, as far as she could tell, there were no official scientists doing any sort of cool things in the basement she unofficially dubbed the labs-of-no-return. So she dubbed herself one and set to work, because she always thought it was cool to mess with hearts and the like... also dangerous toxic chemicals, but I'm getting off-topic.

But in order to christen such a room, you had to do the thing all mad scientists do at least once in their life for laughs. Switch the brain of an animal and a human being... or nobody. Nobodies works just as well.

So, with the graceful help (no sarcasm intended) of the friendly-basement creature, Iraxec, she started building her brain-switcher-- instruction manual obviously from the internet. But of course no project this big can be kept secret for long and soon popped in Axeccbre and Xtrei, the rest of the Twilight Trio, who Duxia obviously invited, and D'Jarxon, who came to complain about the noise and the pointless blasting music, but was intrigued enough to stay and watch... and eventually point and laugh.

When the unstable machine was finally operational, Duxia tried it on a cat. She forgot if it was a no-cat or not, but at this point, she wasn't exactly sure if it mattered. But when she started up the machine, she had forgotten point number two of her plan: The human counterpart.

Xtrei, who was CONVENIENTLY right in front of the machine's targeting device, was giving a big ole blank stare with a slow face at a twirling particle in the air, was blasted into oblivion.

This switch rocked the entire castle, and Superior Lex eventually was sent down to go check what the hell just happened. What the hell just happened, with the brain of a cat and the personality of a dog, tackled him down, sat on him, and gave him a nice long lick from his chin to his nose, licked her ' paw', curled up, and went straight to sleep.

If it weren't so serious, much laughing would have been enjoyed. But sadly, it WAS serious. Superior Xyka went down to the basement to wonder what was taking Superior Lex so long, but, before he could walk through the door, heard the commentary, and immediately backed up and walked up the stairs.

THE END

You have just witnessed my writing ability. Much 4th wall smashing, randomness, and lack of a plot was thrown about. I am so sorry.

Duxia by ~Skarita
Bre by ~Beckers848
D'Jarx by *frogmaster9
Lex by ~archvampire
Xyka ~JynxDarkAngel
Iraxec by ~Kodel

I'm sorry for your brains.

I think I messed up something somewhere... I just don't know what it is...