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Published: 2010-02-18 01:21:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 14124; Favourites: 444; Downloads: 233
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...And shoots Sparrow right in between the eyes.Why?
...Well, it was most likely because she was nagging him, teasing him, and trying to wrench out any 'good' in him, because apparently, fangirls think that their Sparrow-Sue can heal him with their sex, sass, & unique-'charm'
......Yeah right. Like NO other woman has tried THAT with Reaver before. If so, then where are they now? My guess is either dead, or discarded...
Honestly, do you really think that Reaver would change after progressing (or regressing) into what he is, for more than 200 years? After all that he's done?
It's like those Rorschach-fangirls who think that they could 'change' him from what he grew up into.
Long-story-short, Reaver had his 'one & only' a long time ago, no one will replace her. Not even your shitty Sparrow-Sue. No one. He'll have sex with LOTS of people, yes, but no one will replace his lost, unnamed love.
Play the damn game, people! And at least learn about the characters before tossing their personalities out the window!
Okay, rant over, enjoy folks!
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Well if Reaver 'changed' he wouldn't even be Reaver. We love him for the ass he is! ^_^
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Take Reaver to the cursed snow globe- and leave him there!
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o/ Reaver ♥
I hope it's okay I'm using this as my bg for now;;
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*Claps* Im a massive Reaver fan but I like him for the fact hes a slutty funny sracastic ego filled..Hero and hes not your everyday 'good guy' hes the blunt honest guy who'll kill you for no reason.
I hate reading Fan fics where Sparrow lives with reaver for a month and hes changed his whole life around.
Though there is a Fan fiction i like that has an Evilsparrow X Reaver theme and they both seem to only want one thing..
Sorry im babbiling..
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Damn straight!
Thank you so much!
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ahahah! i got to show this to my cousin! maybe this'll finally knock some sense into her XD
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I like the pleasure-seeking totally self-involved Reaver. Let's keep him that way! Hilarious work :3
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I think that Sparrow (Male/Fem) would have a better chance at raping Reaver than changing him.
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Once again, agreed.
Nice expression on his face.
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Homicidal maniacs make me squee :v
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YES!
...Unfortunately people like to take them and turn them into mush *tear*
I just love how depraved he is!
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if you don't like that, I suggest you stay away from any and all fanfiction on ff.net :v *suggests the ADULTff.net one instead, even though I have never personally browsed that site mehself xv*
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I don't browse there either, but fanart for those kind of fics pop up whenever I search "Fable" or "Fable 2"...
I could only find 1 Fable fic that I like on ff.net, because it's also on Y!Gallery....
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makes me think about Ravers back Passage =/)=
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"Do you really suggest I am that short and cartoony?" *Bang!*
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Oh, I can just hear him saying that. XD
Reaver: "Are you implying I am THAT predictable?"
Me: "...Yes?"
Reaver:
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Hahaha, I don`t really like Reaver in the video game, but this...his expresion...XD
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I love everything about this picture, to Reaver's face and the reasoning behind it. Honestly, even if Reaver DID manage to fall in love with somebody (and I wouldn't think anybody but the people who created him in the first place could pull that off successfully) there is no way he would just regress into who he was before. He could only become someone else. That seems more interesting in every way.
Or maybe I'm just rambling. Not sure. But thank you for drawing this, it gave me a good laugh.
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I agree. I mean why would the king of thieves WANT to change from who he is now?
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OMG I lov is face! XD
"Heal"? What and why would they want to HEAL? Then he wouldn't be THE Reaver everyone loves & hates!
Greeeaaat drawing BTW.
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Indeed!
I don't care who thinks that they CAN change Reaver back to who he was more than 300 years ago.
I mean he gets by just fine with who is now!
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I couldn't help but giggle.
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I think I'm starting to fall in love with you.
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Orly? OvO
Heheh, thanks!
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Aaaaagh, got to instantly fav this! You just clearly stated all that was in my mind about the topic. I've seen this happen in fan fictions way too often, to the point now I'm glad to be lacking of free time, so I can't read anymore, lol D8
Every fandom's got this problem - especially every fandom where you've got some bastard or mean or anyway peculiar character... sadly, everyone thinks their own way of going totally OOC is *the* right way. ¬¬
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Yeah, and the sad part is that such atrocious fics become questionably popular! D:<
The only GOOD & in-character Fable fanfic that I've read so far is a gay-slash fic, and it speaks volumes to me about this fandom!
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Typical. Sadly typical xD
Ahwell if you say it's good... I would like to read it *-* If you happen to find the URL I'd love it if you could link it to me x3
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Indeed.
Here it is > [link]
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I totally agree with you. Reaver would never change, but at the same time I rather enjoy listening/reading those stories about changing him.
They make me giggle. To be honest, My character would join him in MOST of the things he does.
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Oh well, I enjoy him the way he is, so it's a little more difficult for me to handle other people's views on how he 'should' change or whatever
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"Shake harder boy!!!"
LOL!!! He's so cute!!!
But I hate when fantards do that.
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lol yeah, it's VERY annoying, seriously, play the game, people!
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I hate Reaver, I just thought Id state that again XD
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You're very welcome!
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oh dear god, thank you for actually posting this. <3
i agree with you 100%, i honestly do. it really annoys me when people think they can change something. yeah - he flirts with your character in the game. it's scripted? yeah, if you like reaver; fair enough. i like him too, lots of people do. but pairing him and changing him completely? just no. i think more people need to see this. (especially those writing fanfictions just like how you described. ugh.)
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Yeah I know right?
One of said fanfics is like, obscenely popular too, ugh 
I won't speak it's name here, but it's quite well known, and now I cannot search "Reaver" on this site anymore without seeing fanart for said horrible fic!
You're very welcome!
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i think i know what one your referring too. it is really annoying. i wish for once, there was just one game that didn't have people throwing up horrible mary-sue characters and pair them up with official characters. that's one of my biggest pet peeves, lol.
(but in all honesty, i don't mind the whole hammerxgarth thing. cute couple.
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