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Description About Port's aggressiveness, he's not usually like this. Actually most of the time he's very laid back and friendly. But when it comes to his vital regions he's extremely defensive
He may not look like much nowadays but he used to be very good at war, especially when in his home turf (Spain tried to take over his house countless times but he never managed to beat Port in open battle, even though he's 5 times bigger)

So you see why he attacked France with a chamber-pot (especially considering France's pervy tendencies)
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Comments: 157

wamyne In reply to ??? [2010-04-12 22:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha!

Está muito bem caçado este! XD

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Birvan In reply to wamyne [2010-04-12 23:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Já não te via à montes de tempo

E eu acho que gosto de dar cabo do França >3

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wamyne In reply to Birvan [2010-04-13 07:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Fui para casa e só agora é que voltei ter net XD

Fazes bem. É útil para a sociedade. HAHAHA

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Birvan In reply to wamyne [2010-04-13 12:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah
Divertiste-te?

Garantidamente >D

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wamyne In reply to Birvan [2010-04-13 12:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Not much new XD

Tinha de ser um penico voador lol

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Birvan In reply to wamyne [2010-04-13 12:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Heh

Mas é claro. Enviar um penico pelo ar é sempre hilariante >D

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MonsterOfCookies [2010-04-11 12:00:54 +0000 UTC]

xDD a sorte dele é que estava longe, caso contrario nao iria ficar muito bonito xDD

Ja basta termos que aguentar com o nosso hermano >.>

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Birvan In reply to MonsterOfCookies [2010-04-11 12:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Exacto, Com a privacidade do Port não se brinca X3

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JN-Squire In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 15:39:09 +0000 UTC]

"Mon Dieu, my nose!"=> He has a nose ? Oo'

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Birvan In reply to JN-Squire [2010-04-10 18:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Now he doesn't >3

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CanecaDePapel In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 13:18:53 +0000 UTC]



I told you I'd make this face.

OH FRANÇA, SEU IDIOTA.
Tens de ser mais discreto quando fazes estas coisas.
Ou não as fazer, mas isso seria muito pouco à maneira dele, portanto deixamos andar! xD

Ah, sim. Como é que Espanha ainda deixa entrar este mirone em SUA própria casa?
Ele sabe lá o que ele faz quando for Espanha que estiver no banho. oTL

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-10 18:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD

Seria de esperar que ele já tivesse aprendido um truque ou dois...

Já sabes como o Espanha é, o sol fritou-lhe o miolo

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-11 00:27:54 +0000 UTC]

HURRRRR.
I AM A HOERS.

Pois isso. Mas acho que é de ser loiro.

Coitado.
Mas acho que o Port ainda defendia o seu hermanito, né?

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-11 02:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Alemanha também é loiro e ele não tem nada de burro

Muito provavelmente. Mais vale aturá-lo a ele do que os outros que são pior

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-11 15:25:57 +0000 UTC]

Esse é a excepção à regra.
É de ser Alemão. xD

Mas elevados à décima potência. D: Talvez não tanto os Nórdicos, que são pãozinhos sem sal, oTL.

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-11 15:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Hehe XD

Bem eles foram bastante agressivos quando eram vikings =3

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-11 15:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Mas agora são uns saloios da neve.
Só que têm dinheiro.

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-11 16:06:47 +0000 UTC]

Ya > >

Mas tal como Port canta, suicidam-se aos mil

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-12 19:17:10 +0000 UTC]

HEY HEY.
Why do people in Finland kill themselves so much? 8D

...

BECAUSE THEY ARE FINNISH.

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-12 20:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol, bad joke is bad XD

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-12 20:34:02 +0000 UTC]

I know, sorry.

Hey, hey guess what?
THERE BE MOAR NARUTARDS IN MY SKEWL.

É verdade. Isto está-me a meter impressão. Isso e as Twitards.
*crai*

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-12 20:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Gah DX
Eles começaram a espalhafatar?

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-12 20:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Quite.

Eles não percebem, acho eu. Espero que a febre passe, senão parto para a violência, hurr, hurr.

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-12 20:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Francamente não te culpo

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-12 21:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Apoias a violência aos Tards? 8D

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-12 21:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Apoio enfiar-lhes algum juizo pela goela abaixo

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CanecaDePapel In reply to Birvan [2010-04-12 21:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Também serve xD

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Birvan In reply to CanecaDePapel [2010-04-12 21:39:39 +0000 UTC]

>3

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RokxMcShadow In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 09:32:46 +0000 UTC]

SO PREDICTABLE France xD

He deserved that pot ~

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Birvan In reply to RokxMcShadow [2010-04-10 18:41:13 +0000 UTC]

And he's lucky he got away with just that >D

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RokxMcShadow In reply to Birvan [2010-04-10 21:39:35 +0000 UTC]

FFF- Damn right X'D.

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kironomi In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 08:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Adoro como começa tudo bem ede repente ele saca de uns binóculo e olha para Portugal.XD
E o penico....Ah, meu Deus!

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Birvan In reply to kironomi [2010-04-10 18:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Vindo dele é de esperar XD

Ao menos está lavado

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kironomi In reply to Birvan [2010-04-11 08:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, sim!
Mas é engraçado, os Portugueses realmente são barulhentos e, imagina, forem apalpados. os ingleses são capazes de não dizer nada e os Franceses até podem gostar, mas os Portugueses falam sempre!

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Birvan In reply to kironomi [2010-04-11 11:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Mas é claro, nós não gostamos de abusos de confiança >3

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apdsqueaky In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 04:32:46 +0000 UTC]

This was awesome.

Then I realized that was a chamber pot.

And I died laughing.

Poor France. But he totally deserved that.

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Birvan In reply to apdsqueaky [2010-04-10 04:35:23 +0000 UTC]

There's something about tossing chamber pots that's really hilarious XDD

He's lucky he didn't suffer more. I know I'd kill him for that

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apdsqueaky In reply to Birvan [2010-04-10 04:43:51 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, there is. I'm surprised I haven't seen more being thrown.

XDDD Yeah, he'd earn a few rounds of bullets if it were Liechtenstein...angry Swiss on the lookout.

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Birvan In reply to apdsqueaky [2010-04-10 05:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Port's excuse is he only has one XD

Lol, NEVER mess with Swiss >DD

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apdsqueaky In reply to Birvan [2010-04-11 03:20:00 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Well what about the others...like, say, UK? I'm sure he has plenty more


XDDD Or his beloved sister, for that matter...

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Birvan In reply to apdsqueaky [2010-04-11 04:46:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure Iggy keeps them as heavy artillery against France sneak attacks

Yeah X3

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apdsqueaky In reply to Birvan [2010-04-16 04:41:37 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Indeed!

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Birvan In reply to apdsqueaky [2010-04-16 12:40:13 +0000 UTC]

X3

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giantblackcat In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 00:35:13 +0000 UTC]



Good job, Portugal! XDD

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Birvan In reply to giantblackcat [2010-04-10 01:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Having Spain as a peeping tom is more than enough

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giantblackcat In reply to Birvan [2010-04-10 12:31:20 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

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hapiloli In reply to ??? [2010-04-10 00:33:51 +0000 UTC]

I can also see that Port has one heck of a throwing hand. XD
hee hee a chamber pot~

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Birvan In reply to hapiloli [2010-04-10 00:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Lets just say it comes from all those years fishing by tossing nets X3

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XxDramatizationxX In reply to ??? [2010-04-09 23:30:51 +0000 UTC]

XD hahaha
oh francis
when will you learn

very awesome by the way, LUV it!

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Birvan In reply to XxDramatizationxX [2010-04-10 00:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Most likely never

XDD

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