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Published: 2007-04-10 01:57:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3400; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 177
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A few days ago, my dad talked to me and asked me why I don't have a girlfriend and why I don't date, and all I could think about was how hilarious Koffing is.Video Games > Girlfriends? Perhaps.
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I think I am going to favourite just for the artist's comment.
You rock
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Well good sir I can say only one thing about this here piece and that is this.
:awesome:
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I bought Poke'mon Diamond for my boyfriend and forced him to play it.
Pocket Monsters>Love
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Brilliant. i see in this the struggle for self affirmation among the sexes. why be defined because of the amount of ass you get?
Koffing has to be the best pokemon -ever-. nothing can match up to that nigh orgasmic expression of pure JOY
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"orgasmic expression of pure JOY" xD I can't stop laughing! But yes, Koffing is a awesome. Pika is nothing compared to him.
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That has to be the single greatest non-porn story ever.
Maybe even the greatest porn story ever, considering Koffing has all of those holes that could be used for... things...
But he's filled with some nasty stuff. Use protection.
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I was so angry when weezing and arbok were released ಠ_ಠ
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I imagine its just the crushing lack of confidence.
BUT OH MAI KIOFFING
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Yes, but remember...
Girlfriend+videogames > videogames
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This is true. Hopefully it will be an attainable goal in the future.
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who's the cat that won't cop out when poison gas is all about?
daaaaaaaaaaamn right.
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koffin can fricken explode and kill your enemies... And in like 2 minutes be alive again. What girl can do that and live to do it again?
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Meoth is cooler. Like I dunno, he just IS. HARDCORE!!!
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And somehow I'm reminded of this comic...
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403 Forbidden, eh? Yeah, that one was a classic.
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FA doesn't like direct linking lol :V
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Anyway... not as funny as it was 20 minutes ago :V
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that story is just awesome! and so is this drawing, is this going to be colored?
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I'll most likely never touch this picture again.
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oh well, its still really cool, and the story that goes with it too.
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again, I'm proud that I can totally relate to this. XD
... KOFFING! *poof poof poof poof*
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: D Why girlfriend when you can have so much fun with Koffing?
Make him fart that gas -> inhale, exhale, repeat -> HIGH!
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Dont Koffings just reproduce by evolving, then having the extra part just fall off one day?
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So who builds all the mechanical pokemon? also, where did all the legendary pokemon congeal from?
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I think I read that somewhere... Sounds about right to me.
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Quoted from ~Ixiel-TheSinfulAngel:
"Best description/anecdote I've ever heard."
Ditto.
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it's true, he's just a ball filled with multiple gassing orifices and the :awesome: face from SA! truely one of the greatest pokemon.
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Girls = Koffing, is the conclusion I make from your story. *emits poison gas and grins like a crazy motherfucker*
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This made me make a really weird snorting laughter noise. YAY!
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X3 my friend thought he said coffee when he was younger and just thought he likd coffee alot. but i have to say this is probably the most well drawn version i've seen. ^^ +fav
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Videogames are superior to women in every way possible.
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I hope not, or I'm going to go snap my boyfriends wrist. HE KNOWS HE CAN COME OVER AND PLAY GAMES WITH ME. ;_; /wristy
Though video games are truly awesome, they are the glue that keeps us all in peace. The crap rainbows and burp hope.
Koffing is perhaps better than regular girls. With their smelly perfume. Gross. D: They're trying to kill people with that strong scent of doom.
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Indeed, sharpening one's skills in the field and play interesting pieces is more imperative than a carnal relation. Such things will ruin one's future with possible diseases, or unwanted pregnancies at this point in your life.
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This is reverse psychology ladies.
He's actually asking you all out on a date.
Dixxie totally burned you man! You're gonna need to draw a bigger Pokethingie!
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I'm gonna date EVERYBODY! You just WAIT!
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Reasons video games > girlfriends
- you need to feed girlfriends
- you need to take girlfriends places and entertain THEM
- games don't get jealous if you play with another game
- You can play with them all night long and don't need to talk to them in the morning or make them breakfast.
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Koffing is about three million times cooler than girlfriends.
Also, I seriously adore the "HAY GUYZ" expression.
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