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chibi-schnurri — You're Only Second Rate
Published: 2008-09-01 16:31:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6764; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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Yep. Semi Perfect Cell pressing Bass for information (Android 18). But you know Bass... stubborn. She refuses. And I can so hear Cell singing Jafar's song from Disney's "Teh Return of Jafar".[link]
I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!
I know... no shading. Just something quick.
Song (c) Disney
Cell (c) Akira Toriyama
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Comments: 415
"Yes! Time to devour the last morsel and become whole!"
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I just heard that song on Youtube, and it's pretty cool.
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Hehe, that it is
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Sin: Cell, put her down and leave in piece or would you rather try to take me on?
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Cell: And who are YOU?
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Sin: Just another random guy thats gonna kill you if you dont do what I say... *sinister glare*
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???:then ill take you both, and clame my prize!
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Sin: Really? What makes you so confident?
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???:this! "creates ball of pure chaos energy"
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Sin: *yawns* huh? oh, you want to play catch?
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dimentiobroly:"rips off cloak" fine. show me what youve got!
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Sin: *stretches arms* So what do you want? Black Hair. *transforms* or Gold hair?
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Dimentiobroly:hehe, a saiyan, eh? that explains it. this, "raises arms, then brings them down and crosses wrists in front of him" shal be fun! "transforms into a supersaiyan with purple hair and green aura, and a bunch of silver balls of chaos energy float arone the area.
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Sin: Interesting. Transforms back to black hair. hm... I think you've taken one too many steroids Galioth. Hit me,if you can. *closes eyes*
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starroids?! you mean you dont knw who I am? fine! "knocks you into a nearby mountain so hard it just disapears"
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awe, whats wrong? gyehahah!
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Sin: *taps your shoulder from behind* What are you looking at?
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Dimentiobroly:Gah! your a clever little worm... fine, your turn.
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Sin: ok. *punches stomach* oww... *shakes hand in pain* What the hell is that made of?
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Dimentiobroly:Gyehahahha! tell me thats not all you've got! still havent figured out who I am?!
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Sin: No that's just a normal punch but I feel its your turn this time. *hair turns gold* Try and hit me again, if you can Goliath. *crosses arms over chest*
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fine! "grabs right wrist and points his fist upward" now! "giant ball of purple energy slowly forms" TAKE THIS, WORM! "energy ball moves at you with blinding speed"
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sin: *smirks* a ball eh, ok. *winds up his right leg and with a fierce kick knocks the ball away* wow. *examines leg seeing it slightly burnt* That had a little more than than expected. Take this! *dissolves into the air then re-appears behind you charging a black ball of energy*
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dimentiobroly: nice one, maybe your not as worm-ish as i thought, but no dice! "telleports bihed YOU" now eat DIRT "punches you so that you fly head fisrt into the ground"
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Sin: *Rises to his feet and wipes his face cleaning the dirt feeling disappointed* so you can hit me, but I thought it would have hurt more. Now i'm getting bored. Aren't you tired of playing around, I want you to go full power. If not then your going to die! *The ground beneath him shakes as his hair turns back to black then flashes a bright blue for a moment* You should feel honored to see this form because I rarely have to use it. Prepare yourself for 70 percent of my power!
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dimentiobroly: hyehahahah! you sound just like my old pal frieza! fine ill show you some REAL POOOOWWEEEERRR!!!! "he doubles in sise, and his aura becomes dimmerut huge, covering the entire area in a dim green glow. his hair becomes electrified and bright purple, flowing as if an upwar draft was constantly on him. the strange balls of floating silver chaos energy begin to pulsate and form a huricane around the battle feild" STIL DONT KNOW WHO I AM!?
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Sin: *yawns* ok, *charges a ball of energy on the palm of his hands that remains the size of a baseball* FIIINALLLLL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sends ball flying at dimentiobroly*
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dimentiobroly: pissing me off...whatever! "grabs ball, eats it, then spits beam made of his and sins enregy"
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Sin: *shocked crosses arms to block attack* Ahhhhh! *massive explosion*
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dimentiobroly: "staring off into the distance in a horrified manner" h..how? im the diciphel of chaos....the profecy specifeid, no one but that boy would be able to handle more than 20% of my power....so why? he is trash! im a GOD!!! SO WHY CAN THIS FILTHY WORM DIFLECT EVERYTHING I HAVE?!
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Sin: *breathes heavily* That, was interesting. hehehe... Ahh *grabs right arm*
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yeah man, just had to work. I work more than 120 hours every week.
Sin: *clenches a fist and watches intently*
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s'allgood
dimentiobroly: "glows brighter and brighter" n-nn-n-n-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! "pained voice" "the light grows and finaly thers a massive explosion that covers the area, leaving only cell, 8, sin, and dimentiobroly sitting in a massive crater" *heavy breathing*
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Sin: *Laughs* I thought you were going to destroy the planet and everyone with it. Well since your one I think I...
Cell: *punches Sin in the face stopping him in mid sentence* Wha? How?
Sin: *sin remains where he is with cells fist against his cheek as he slowly turns his eyes towards Cell* Fool, AH! *sends Cell flying away with a burst of energy*
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Sin: So now its time to destroy this retched planet and everyone on it!! *brings arms together channeling a ball of energy in the palm of his hands*
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dimentiobroly: WHAT?! IM the bad guy!!! destroying earth, as well as the universe, is my SOLE PERPOSE! "points at your energy ball, making it explode" now! "throws energy ball at you"
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Sin: *catches energy ball* Ha, *crushes the ball with his hand vaporizing it* Come now bring it!
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dimentiobroly: grrr! fine! universal....ERADI-"turns around as if startled by an energy" not him! not NOW! WHY!?
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Sin: Oh, you feeling a little scared now? *smirks*
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dimentiobroly: well, worm. normally i wouldn't let you get away with a remark like that, but it seems ive got to make a hasty retreat! keep the android, this is not the last youll be seing of me! "flys off in the oposit direction of a now quite strong oncoming energy"
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Sin: *shrugs* what ever... *lays down to go to sleep* ZZZZZZ
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