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Published: 2008-09-01 16:31:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6767; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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Description Yep. Semi Perfect Cell pressing Bass for information (Android 18). But you know Bass... stubborn. She refuses. And I can so hear Cell singing Jafar's song from Disney's "Teh Return of Jafar".

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I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

I know... no shading. Just something quick.

Song (c) Disney
Cell (c) Akira Toriyama
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Comments: 415

chibi-schnurri In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 08:40:35 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *standing behind you* Yes?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: *A little surprised, look at him* Cell-kun ! *Smile to him* I would like to present you somebody ^^

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:43:19 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles* Really? Who?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:44:07 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look around* Bass? Where are you?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sitting in a tree* Here...

Cell: Her..??

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look down* She is my best friend... The only...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:47:54 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *hugs you* I don't understand why...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Show my tail* Humans don't want to speak with my race...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 09:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Humans are suckers... you are wonderful...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 12:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Purr in his arms* Thanks, my heart... You too, you are perfect ... *Smile to you discreetly*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 12:54:17 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles, holds you close*

Me: *winks* ^^

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 12:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Blush more and more, purrs loudly, closes my eyes* Mmmm...

Chiigo: *By telepathy* Bass Bass Bass, and now, what's happening?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *strokes you*

Me: *telepathy* What do you mean?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ohhh... Ce-Cell... *Blush deeply*

Chiigo: No, just between our two lovers, what's happening ?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:06:52 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Yes, my love?

Me: Uhm... they're... talking...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Me: No... Nothing... Just... I love you...

Chiigo: Just talking O_o ? Uhm... ure ?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:10:33 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles* I love you too...

Me: Hey, I can't hear everything...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:12:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look at you, kiss him more and more passionately*

Chiigo: Ok, you can't hear, but you can see, what are they doing ?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:13:26 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *returns the kiss deeply*

Me: Kissing...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:14:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Stroke him, moan quietly*

Chiigo: O////O KISSING!!!??? It is a joke O/////O !!!???

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *purrs sensually*

Me: Uhm... no...?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Begin to kiss his neck loudly* My heart... My angel...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *blushes, purrs loudly*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look at him* I love when you purr and blush...

Chiigo: *Growls* he has chance that I am in Chaos >< !!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:21:17 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *chuckles, blushes more* Oh, is that so?

Me: What do you mean, Chiigo?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Nod* Very cute... *Look down, smile* I hope that I am enough beautiful for the perfect cyborg...

Chiigo: Just I wanted, me too, to be at her place >< !!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Of course you are, my dear... very beautiful...

Me: Where are you now, Chiigo?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Hug him, close my eyes* Mmmm... Thanks...

Chiigo: In Chaos... A terrible place... More worse than the Hell... Nobody can come, trust me... It's impossible... And, between us, fortunately...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles sweetly*

Me: Chiigo, just tell me what this place is called...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Me: And now, what do you want to do for the future? As you wish ...

Chiigo: I said it, the Chaos... That it his name... The same place where is Garlic Jr...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Cell: I'll leave it to you, my angel... *smiles*

Me: I have to go there...!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:37:06 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Smile* Living with you... Being glad with you... and, maybe... ... Having child...

Chiigo: O_O YOU ARE MAD!!!??? I say you that it is horrible!!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *blushes, smiles* Those are some nice ideas...

Me: I don't care, I wanna save you!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Me: But, at first, let me build a quiet house for us, with my telepathic powers ^^ *Look around, find a good place, begin, hiss*

Chiigo: But... If you make it... Maybe... You will never can go to the real world...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Cell: You can do that?

Me: And? I have nothing to lose, I was going to die in 6 years anyway...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:44:20 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yep ^///^ But it is not all, I can control a little Elements ^^ ... Not abd, for a Saiyan XD ... even if I know that I am not perfect as you ... *Finish*

Chiigo: ... O-Ok... But how are you going to make it?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *chuckles* Oh, but you are...

Me: I'll find your Ki...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look at him shyly* You think it?

Chiigo: Very difficult, Chaos is in an other dimension...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *grins charmingly* Yes...

Me: I'll find you, don't worry...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:50:21 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Grap him suddenly, kiss him* Thanks...

Chiigo: ... Good luck... and... be carreful...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles*

Me: *closes my eyes, concentrates*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 13:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: Uhm... We have the same bedroom, or not ...

Chiigo: *Worried*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 13:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Let's have one... *grins*

Me: *lands next to her*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: O-Ok... *Take his hand* Come, make a visit ^^ *Go inside*

Chiigo: *Jumps* AAAAHHHH!!! Ba-Bass O_O !? You-You managed O_O !!!??? Uhm... Welcome to the Chaos ... *Shows a totally dark and silent place*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:03:14 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *goes inside with you* ^^

Me: *looks around* God... damn...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:06:23 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Go to all rooms, then the bedroom* Black and green, as I wanted ^^ You like?

Chiigo: I told you it... Very terrible... I am almost mad...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:08:10 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Yes, I like it a lot... ^^

Me: *sighs* Let's find a way outta here...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Me: ^///^ *Sit down on the bed* Too tired, what day ^///^

Chiigo: I tried, I researched everywhere... but Chaos is eternal...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *smiles, sits down next to you* Same here... ^^

Me: *sighs* Oh, damn..!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:16:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Look down suddenly, blush more and more*

Chiigo: That's why I didn't want that you come... I told you... It is impossible to go out...

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