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Published: 2008-09-01 16:31:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6775; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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Yep. Semi Perfect Cell pressing Bass for information (Android 18). But you know Bass... stubborn. She refuses. And I can so hear Cell singing Jafar's song from Disney's "Teh Return of Jafar".[link]
I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!
I know... no shading. Just something quick.
Song (c) Disney
Cell (c) Akira Toriyama
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Comments: 415
chibi-schnurri In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 14:19:07 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *cuddles up to you*
Me: *kicks the floor* Damn!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:23:18 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Blush, purr loudly* Uhmmmmm...
Chiigo: *Sits down, hides her face* I'm... sorry... It is only my fault...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:27:52 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *kisses your cheek lovingly*
Me: It's OK... we'll find a way...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:29:20 +0000 UTC]
Me: O////O *Gasp, blink to him* ... *Can't speak*
Chiigo: You have an idea? All is good, now...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:31:01 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs, smiles*
Me: Right now, no...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:31:56 +0000 UTC]
Me: *More closer* Erm erm... *Gasp*
Chiigo: Let me see... Telling Ichigo? No way, it is her fault >< !!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:34:37 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles sensually*
Me: Dang...!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:35:56 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Blush deeply* Y-You th-think ab-about so-something?
Chiigo: *Sighs* And I forgot how I made the last time... *Growls*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:37:20 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *kisses you suddenly*
Me: What?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:39:52 +0000 UTC]
Me: O/////O *Blush more and more, can't move*
Chiigo: I said that I forgot how I made to go out the next time... *Pouts*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:41:35 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *brings you closer*
Me: *sits down, sighs*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:45:11 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Tremble a little, close my eyes, purr*
Chiigo: Wait a minut... *Looks at you* Piccolo didn't use all his energy when he wanted to open a door between two dimensions?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:46:44 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *continues, kisses your neck*
Me: I don't know... I hardly know him...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:49:14 +0000 UTC]
Me: Ohhhh... *Hug his neck, purr furiously*
Chiigo: Maybe, with our final forms, we will can!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 14:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs loudly*
Me: Final form... hm...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 14:54:03 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Close my eyes, lay down* Mmmm...
Chiigo: We can try... *Final form* Don't worry, now, I can control me...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:00:02 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs, leans over you*
Me: And what are you gonna do?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 15:01:27 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Look at him sensualy, smile shyly*
Chiigo: *Giggles* Explose... AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Ki's explosion*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:02:59 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles, kisses you again*
Me: *backs away a little*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 15:04:25 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Purr furiously a little, hug him close to me*
Chiigo: Peuf... Peuf... Damn it... Peuf... Again... AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:06:38 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *kisses your neck deeply*
Me: Chiigo, stop... it won't help...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 15:08:24 +0000 UTC]
Me: Mmmmm... *Tail's stroking him, moan quietly*
Chiigo: Peuf... Peuf... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*A little door is opening, but is closing immediately*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:09:57 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *moans, takes off your shirt slowly*
Me: You almost did it...!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 15:11:21 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Blush deeply, hide me a little*
Chiigo: *Giggles, pale* Ye-Yeah... AAAAHHHH!!!!
*More important*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:13:29 +0000 UTC]
Cell: Oh, don't do that... you're far too beautiful...
Me: *watches in hope*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 15:14:41 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Stop* Th-Thanks... You-You can continue... Bombom, bombom, bombom*
Chiigo: *Kneels down* Peuf... Peuf... AAAAAHHHH!!!!
*Open*
Chiigo: NOW BASS!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 15:17:05 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles, kisses you down your stomach*
Me: *grabs her and runs through it with her*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-08 14:30:14 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Moan quietly, hang on the bed* Nghh...
Chiigo: YES!!!! *Falls down, pale* Peuf... Peuf... Not easy...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-08 14:33:49 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *strokes your everywhere*
Me: Are you... OK?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-08 14:34:47 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Tail's stroking him, purr furiously* Ohhhh...
Chiigo: *Giggles weakly* Ye-Yeah, do-don't worry... *Normal form*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-08 14:35:45 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *nibs your neck lovingly*
Me: Phew...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-09 17:26:24 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Open my eyes mysteriously* At your turn, now... *Lay down him on the bed, smile shyly, lick his chest loudly*
Chiigo: *Lays down, trembles* Finally... The real world...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-09 20:33:01 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs loudly*
Me: *coughs* Dang...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-10 12:20:35 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Takes off his cask loudly, strokes his hair* So... perfect...
Chiigo: *Hides her blood on the mouth, looks at you* And-And you, you are ok?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-10 16:42:11 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs, blushes deeply*
Me: Yes... all fine...! *pukes on the floor*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:02:04 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Stroke his lips* Shh... Don't blush... I think it ...
Chiigo: Ba-BASS!!! *Moans, takes you in your arms* Bass!! Damn it, I knew that Chaos won't be good for you! *Finds a Senzu* Eat that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:04:15 +0000 UTC]
Cell: R-really? *looks at you*
Me: L-let's part it... so we both can have a part of it...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:08:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Kiss him loudly* Of course... *Purr, lay down in his arms* Of course... because I love you...
Chiigo: *Smiles* Don't worry, after several hours, I will be good, I know the Chaos, I will be ok later. Eat it, or I destroy it...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:09:19 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles* I love you too, my heart... so much... *holds you close*
Me: *murmurs* Destroy it... *falls asleep exhaustedly*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:11:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Blush deeply, wipe a tear discreetly* My angel...
Chiigo: Hey! HEY!!! Damn it!! *Forces you to eat it* Make it, I please you...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:14:14 +0000 UTC]
Cell: My love... are you... crying?
Me: *still asleep, curls my tail around my leg subconsciously*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:15:44 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Sniff* A little... Because... I am too... glad... *Look at him* Thanks to you...
Chiigo: Damn it, damn it!!! Wake up!!! *Spits up, gives you her energy* But wake up!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:17:02 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles lovingly* No... thank you... you are my precious, I would die for you...
Me: *murmurs* Nobu... it is too early for that...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:21:58 +0000 UTC]
Me: No, don't say that... *Cup his face* Don't die because of me, I refuse... It will be... too difficult for me... I won't survive... without you...
Chiigo: O_o ? Nobu? Her cat? Bass?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Cell: But I will do anything to protect you... no-one will ever harm you... I swear...
Me: *blinks slightly at her* Huh...? Chiigo? I... thought you were my cat...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Hug him shyly, hide my face on his chest* I know it, and it is the same thing for me... But I refuse that you are wounded because of me... Without you... I can't live...
Chiigo: *Smiles, strokes your hair* You really want that I am as a kitty ^^ ?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:29:27 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *strokes you gently* But I don't want you to get hurt... I know I won't be able to bear it...
Me: *giggles* If you want to...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:32:37 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Sniff, purr shyly* You are my treasure, my angel, my heart, my life... All that I have... I will always love you, I will always be with you... even in the Hell...
Chiigo: *Kitty's form* Meow ^^ ...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:33:50 +0000 UTC]
Cell: Same here... I will never stop loving you, even in death...
Me: *giggles, closes my eyes again*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:36:30 +0000 UTC]
Me: Cell-kun... ... Cell-kun... *Close my eyes, purr loudly*
Chiigo: *Purrs* Meooooowwww... *Tail's moving playfully*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
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