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Published: 2006-02-17 21:39:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 21143; Favourites: 297; Downloads: 1330
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Description Heres an entry I did for one of Penny Arcades: Artist Corner contests.

You had to design a comic book cover, and for some reason Halo/Halo was the first idea that I had.
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Comments: 129

SPARTAN-180 [2015-05-24 12:53:23 +0000 UTC]

It's a tie cause chief is JESUS!

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Radin-NMaster [2014-04-13 07:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Jesus: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAA!
Master Chief: Bitch, please!
*uses bubble shield*
Master Chief: I'll make sure you don't rise again by watchin' your corpse for three days and shooting at it if it moves.

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C-MAN951 [2013-12-04 22:41:47 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh, i thought the end of the world would be a little different, maybe a little chuck norris here and there, ehh i don't know

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Greyman95 [2013-06-13 12:29:11 +0000 UTC]

the funny things is chief s less of fictional a character than Jesus

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Glarryg [2013-03-23 06:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Jesus has a bit of a Captain Caveman air about him.

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Demcalor [2012-10-01 20:11:29 +0000 UTC]

and the winner is..........Master Chief!!!

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CackleFrendly [2012-06-09 04:25:12 +0000 UTC]

MY GOD(lol) SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO MAKE THAT. Who would win? MY BET'S ON THE CHIEF!

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Flashlight237 [2012-04-15 16:36:41 +0000 UTC]

I'll say Master Chief wins this. I mean Jesus died from being hung on a cross while Master Chief survived a two-kilometer fall without a scratch. What are thorns compared to planetary collision?

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MattyMatt00604 [2012-02-17 04:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I'm a stout halo guy, but i got to say JC wins it.

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jamesjr34 [2011-11-20 02:23:17 +0000 UTC]

man to come up with u gotta be one of the best artist out there damn goodwork man

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SpectreFaux [2011-08-08 21:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Chief. Would. Pwn

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Leonar-Cousland [2011-06-25 14:12:34 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.
What Chuck Norris vs Master Chief are not good enough.
(Please take no offense. Please take no offense!)

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Zandozan [2011-06-18 15:09:41 +0000 UTC]

halo literally, thats so fucking creative.
you got my fav, also is a very good perfomance, looks very dynamic.

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SoldierofFortune55 [2011-01-27 23:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Master Cheif wins hands down.

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Kaffle [2010-09-22 13:18:38 +0000 UTC]

wtf are you trying Halo vs. Dragon Ball Z

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FatedSpirit [2010-09-11 16:46:32 +0000 UTC]

My moneys on masterchief lol

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assassin57 [2010-09-05 02:32:51 +0000 UTC]

master chief wins cuz jesus hates me. chief loves everyone

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Xiora4 [2010-08-27 14:33:24 +0000 UTC]

master chief is the reason jesus wont come back

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ZeeExtra365 [2010-08-21 21:19:34 +0000 UTC]

fawk dis, wheres gordon freeman?

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Kaboom62 In reply to ZeeExtra365 [2011-04-08 01:37:07 +0000 UTC]

*sarcasm* Gordan Freeman, Who'da fawks that?

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ZeeExtra365 In reply to Kaboom62 [2011-04-08 16:31:38 +0000 UTC]

pewor ormar si rof pissuis

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Kaboom62 In reply to ZeeExtra365 [2011-04-10 19:24:53 +0000 UTC]

vie ogt basll fo stlee

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ZeeExtra365 In reply to Kaboom62 [2011-04-11 01:11:12 +0000 UTC]

doing it right

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Huskadoo [2010-08-06 08:04:44 +0000 UTC]

that is divinely badass

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Douglasswolf [2010-07-23 07:28:22 +0000 UTC]

I think for some reason Chief would probably end up fighting alongside Jesus rather than against but hey, what do I know. just my take on the whole thing.

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Spikestar5 [2010-07-20 02:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Even a down home Christian like myself can't help but enjoy. I feel bad for Chief thought... he's so doomed.

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ichigo240 [2010-05-16 13:32:36 +0000 UTC]

it looks like jesus is going to use a kamehameha if so master chief will brush it off

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joshhyuga [2010-04-25 18:09:45 +0000 UTC]

one word, EPIC, and who knew Jesus knew rasengan (naruto's move)

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SolidChief [2010-04-24 16:54:23 +0000 UTC]

Chief's got no chance whatsoever.

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AdmrlWashinton [2010-01-09 06:42:52 +0000 UTC]

Who would win the rotting corpse(Jesus) or the super badass videogame character(Master Chief) I have got to go with Master Chief.
Semper fi

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PowerofInsanity [2009-11-24 22:21:31 +0000 UTC]

And Jesus Hadukenz for the win!!!!

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Dragoonfliy [2009-09-21 22:30:22 +0000 UTC]

WIIIIN.

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DeiwosDeus [2009-09-21 22:21:31 +0000 UTC]

This is so cool, maybe in the next issue master chief could enlist the help of goku lol

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Gatana [2009-09-11 07:01:32 +0000 UTC]

hrmm now WHO will win!? xD

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NightyBR [2009-09-05 23:11:22 +0000 UTC]

Loving it o_o'

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LordMart [2009-07-29 06:31:29 +0000 UTC]

OBVIOUSLY Master Chief will pop a cap up his ass.

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GreySidewinder [2009-06-01 01:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Damn, Jesus is really fucking inspired.

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Frost-FlareX [2009-05-18 03:43:46 +0000 UTC]

You know that's a fair match...

Master Chief would soo get PWNED before he fires a shot!

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Withdrawn-Moonsilver [2009-04-30 09:44:19 +0000 UTC]

... Seriously...? You... You seriously... That's simultaneously the most epic and WTF I have ever seen at the same time. WTF... I think you broke my mind. Awesome, nevertheless... you still broke my mind, shattered my sanity, and turned my brain into a very fine paste.

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LazyFox55 [2009-04-18 16:30:23 +0000 UTC]

And then Chuck Norris comes and pwns them both!

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CoronusTheTerminator [2009-03-22 21:59:18 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

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VoracticTempest [2009-03-16 20:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Even though I like master chief, my money is on Jesus.

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EricaDivine [2009-02-12 23:27:58 +0000 UTC]

this is Horrible! I can't beleive what I am seeing!
this is so wrong I don't even know what to say!
How could you depict Jesus in such a way! He looks like Satan! How COULD you!

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Owen-Phoenix In reply to EricaDivine [2009-08-20 02:27:47 +0000 UTC]

uhhhh...it's just a comedic piece of work. don't overreact to something which intends no harm. I mean, I'm Christian and I find this funny.

Don't be so freaking overreactive.

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EricaDivine In reply to Owen-Phoenix [2009-08-20 06:18:42 +0000 UTC]

And don't waste your time on a stupid comment that no one cares about.
fgt

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Owen-Phoenix In reply to EricaDivine [2009-08-20 08:10:22 +0000 UTC]

It's just that you're portraying a stereotypical fanatic christian attitude. makes you sound like a bit of an extremist. makes all of us look like that too.
and by fgt, I assume you mean "faggot". I didn't try to insult you so I'll thank you to try and not insult me.

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EricaDivine In reply to Owen-Phoenix [2009-08-20 19:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that is exactly what I'm doing, astute observation.

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Owen-Phoenix In reply to EricaDivine [2009-08-21 00:11:40 +0000 UTC]

So you've just created an account to make Christians look bad?
Wow, you've reached a whole new level of pathetic.

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EricaDivine In reply to Owen-Phoenix [2009-08-24 02:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Sticks and stones

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Owen-Phoenix In reply to EricaDivine [2009-08-24 04:24:46 +0000 UTC]

I guess so. after all, I shouldn't feed the trolls, that 4chans job

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