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Published: 2015-02-13 21:40:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 11825; Favourites: 302; Downloads: 35
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Let it never be said that I'm not, deep inside, a true romantic.While it's true that my usual Valentine's schedule consists of doing whatever the hell I would usually do on that day, I figured this year I'd at least create something for all you dashing Romeos and lovely Juliets out there. Now you can confess your affection to that one special dude or dudette with flair, dominance, and the ever looming threat of a painful, drawn out demise. Simply print out and write on it or fill out your name digitally, and the contract will be sealed. Give it to your one true love and I guarantee they'll never look at you the same way again.
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challenge accepted.-runs teh fluf away while hugging my oc zora in my hug for dear life-
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Yeah. They keep trying to escape though.
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Just pull a Mega Gengar and git Shadow Tag. No escaping then, unless they're ghosts. I wouldn't put it past you to hit on a ghost, though.
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Don't you hate it when they do that? Maybe you should seal the doors with duct tape. "Because duct tape solves everything."
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This is a piece of art that truly touches my heart, dear sir. I am eternally grateful to you for making this, as upon receiving this, my valentine will know the extent of my affection.
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This is basically how all great relationships start. With threatening and violence.
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I do not understand why the lady's aren't lining up at your doorstep.
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Well.
And now you have to make alternate cards for Potema, Thomas, Douglas, Sparky, and those other two you picked up in that fire cave.
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I was thinking I might make another if I can find the motivation
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You really should've made it into a sendable card XD
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How coul any sentient being resist?...in case anyone does, there is always the option of psychic brainwashing.
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Well, it's hard to say no to that kind of proposition!
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Roserades are red,
Squirtles are blue,
he'll rip out your heart
and give it back to you.
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Wow. thanks,Dusty... Heh... Um...
I celebrate Valentines like Harrison Ford; Han Solo.
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So do I!
Why don't you give it to your lovey, Mudkip?
....who?
Oh y'know...you're wuvve-dovey...
. . .
Y'know...
Dat won gurl...
Is this who I think this is about?
Maybeeeeee....
It wuz dat won Gardevoir dat you wuv so berry berry much...
I TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!
I'M NOT IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN!!!
Oh come on...dunt deny jew wub her so much. Jew wuv her more ben the moon band deh stars...
THAT'S IT.
*Fighting Ensues*
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I don't know if this is either a Valentine or a threat, but I rather be safe.
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LMAO oh my... this could quite literally be the most perfect valentine I've ever seen... 8'D
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X'D that's so interesting Valentine.
Fantastic background and effects!
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Eh, everyone I like look at me like I'm a freak already, sending them this wont make them look at me any weirder, this is false advertisement. :V
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omg xD they need to make more cards like these )
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Luckily I'm part Dark type, so good luck with that! >:]
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Steal type? Are you Team Rocket? xD
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Haha I know I know, just tried to be funny
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Dark / Steel typeing acualy
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