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quick paint cuz i fucked up and got her killed and i feel bad ASH BABY I'M SORRYa-at least i saved chris
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Yes! 
Odd question, did you use to play Assassin's Creed multiplayer? Your username is oddly familiar to me.
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Exactly! xD You mentioned Assassin's Creed, I am kind of confused? You played the game? When you mentioned about it I was surprised because of that. It's very strange you asked the about if I played it.
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Sorry, I'm probably mistaken, lol. 
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Which one was oh wait yeah.
I thought you got Sam killed. Sam was so cool.
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Sam IS cool and she IS alive because I'm not that shitty sort of.
I only lost Ashley and Matt, but I swear I would trade Emily's ass for them any day. I was waiting for Emily's not-actually-a-bitch redemption arc, and the fact that there wasn't one is hilarious to me. I'm glad.
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I never played this I only watched a playthrough.
I think like 90% of people accidentally got Matt killed. For some reason the game kinda put him in the most danger - go figure. And I presume you lost Ashley at the segment with the "break off from the group and investigate that sound" thing?
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Really? I mean I guess you're right, Matt was in the most risky position half the time, what with the asylum and Jess and all that, uh...fun stuff.
And yes to Ashley. What kills me is I KNEW opening the trapdoor was the wrong choice as I was doing it but I still did it because I'm smart like that.
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The thought behind that statement was the last area. If you fuck up at all, Matt dies, right?
Eh, curiosity is a dangerous thing. Conversely, I think very FEW people avoided that part. Had I played it I doubt I would have just ignored it. I spelled "Few" "Fue" the first time. :l
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I think so? I guess he can't die till the last bit. I dunno, I gotta do another run-through and get all the evidence but do i really want to bother or should i be a productive human being hmmmmm
fue
All I know is my coworker chewed me out for opening that trapdoor. I just wanted to save Jessssss. Aughhhh. Sorry Chris, I broke your girlfriend.
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I... maybe. I was hoping there was more of a branching story path in Until Dawn. Though I guess there could be, if you saw'd her in the part where she and Josh are on the wall.
I don't really like the quicktime-fest-type-games. Guess I'm the weirdo.
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pssst i tried to saw ashley instead of josh and it chose josh anyway, i don't think i hit the wrong button 'cause i remember chris kinda being confused about it too, idk Telltale has taught me that, no matter how much it feels like your choices matter, you'll always be at least a bit disappointed in the end.
Meh, quicktime always seems to accompany story-heavy games, so I feel stuck with it. Even though you really REALLY don't need QT events for a good story-based game cough the last of us coughcough
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Hmmm. That's questionable. I mean, making 50000 different endings would be a total bitch, but I feel like I'd be more interested in replaying a game if I can fuck about with the story and get totally weird things to happen. Fallout New Vegas was pretty good about that.
I never played The Last of Us. 
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That's true, I do love the little differences in games like that. Or the big ones when it comes to, say, should I fix this world up or turn it into a morally-iffy Roman culture enthusiast's wet dream. Tough choices, mate.
areyou fuckin
i'm gon-
come to canada so i can throw my game at your head, both in frustration and so you will pLAY IT
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Or do I take it all over and throw the general off the Hoover dam? Best choice ever. hehehe
Nicer than some things that have been thrown at my head. I didn't bring my PS3 to college, but I'm not bringing my desktop home during breaks, so I guess it's what I'll be doing when I come home. Time to finish MGS3.
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What's a finale without tossing a man off a bridge? god i miss fallout. i must resist my urges and wait till i have time to playfallout 4 till i buy TTvTT
//YOU HAVE TO DESTROY THE METAL GEAR//
I HAVE VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF METAL GEAR
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I have contemplated purchasing Fallout 4, but $60 is just too much dosh. I think I'll wait a year or so. But Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is on sale for $20, and though I didn't want to get it because of its stupid name... I am reconsidering.
I laughed at that. I will say: it is hard to make me laugh, and you've succeeded several times today. Gud jab.
Playing the games is an investment, that's for certain. MGS2 did make me cry, though.
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ooh I like the pre-sequel. Enough content to be worth the purchase I'd say. Plus, more Jack is always a good thing in my book.
high fives self because someone likes my stupid jokes
The story fascinates me because it's so ridiculous, but still serious about it overall. I read a comic series that basically summarized the plot of most of the games and the cartoonist kept having to put "this really happened" on the panels because so much weird shit is involved in the storyline.
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He's an interesting character. I'm not sure if I like him or not. Borderlands 2 is another one of those "very mixed feelings" games.
yeeeah
There is some weird shit in Metal Gear Solid.
-Helicopter Crashes are never, ever fatal
-If I die and somebody takes one of my arms and uses it as their arm, I can possess them
-Being sniped in the face might knock you over
-Explosions are always fatal
-SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! is something I have probably heard close to 200 times. Psycho Mantis mocked me about how much I suck at fighting. Then he killed me several times.
-Game is hard
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I'd be interested in hearing your opinion on BL2 if you feel like throwing more text at me.
HAH I remember Psycho Mantis! "So...you like Super Mario Sunshine, hmm?" I watched my brothers play...whichever MGS game that was a lot when I was a kid. I also remember Meryl's ass being the subject of many photos they took. hmmmmmmmmm nah- i don't blame 'em.
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Prepare ears:
Borderlands 1 felt bizarre. Like "traveling through a Disney ride with no context" bizarre. Like all of the characters were weird, grinning anamatronics. I couldn't care about anything on an emotional level whatsoever because it all felt hollow and otherwise insubstantial. This is a character. Um. Yeah. That's all we got. He's got a name and says weird, completely unrelated things. Sometimes he'll talk about how much he hates Pandora. Ok. The gameplay was a tad better - I liked that the "ranks" just gave me EXP and that by using more and more of a weapon it would become better. I didn't like that reload speeds and the ilk weren't shown, did like that about BL2. On the other hand, while BL2 has a story it is difficult to give a shit. Oh no Angel what a compelling character now she's dead well she was manipulative and... that was her only character trait but oh gee I guess she's dead so we're sad. Jack was mustache-twirlingly evil, though the "I am the good guy" was an interesting disconnect from how most games go. Usually the villain's like "Nope I'm evil lol." Of course, he was still mustache-twirlingly evil, so it was a little hard to belief his spheal. It'd be nicer if it were more of a gray area.
I don't like that the manufacturers in BL2 each had a gimmick. Jakobs doesn't make automatics or elementals. Tediore blows up for some reason, making each weapon a hideous ammo sink. Torgue weapons only blow up. Bandit weapons... don't do anything unique. Liked it better in 1 where manufacturers would have strengths and weaknesses, not just weird things they did. Not so that ENTIRE TYPES OF WEAPONS WERE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. DAHL SNIPER RIFLES? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I HAVE TO SCOPE OUT RIGHT AFTER FIRING TO ONLY SHOOT ONCE? I'm sure there are other examples, but that's the one that I remember most distinctly. Still, they made more effort with the story than in 1, even if a lot of it wasn't super compelling. It at least had some substance.
That was 1, I think, unless Psycho Mantis shows up in any other games (Don't think that'd be the case). Mm that polygonal ass
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I never finished BL1 'cause the second game had already spoiled me, but I met T.K. Baha so...yeah I can see the animatronic thing. lol. Everything felt bland to me so I just stopped playing.
It's true, he's an ass. Would probably be more compelling if he had more ambiguous morality but...damn it all, I love that man all the same. If you do end up grabbing the Pre-Sequel I'd be interested in what you think of his portrayal in it. i honestly barely remember it beyond some cool moments
I just kept forgetting Tediore weapons exploded. Always a, er, pleasant surprise. It was fun to keep an eye on your ammo that way though, I found. i dunno man i just like when it go boom
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No I liked T.K. Baha he is the only redeeming factor. But what happens to him is a big example of what's wrong with the game's plot. Later on you come back and he's just dead. Killed by bandits. That's it. There's no point to it, it's totally wanton. The only good character in the game, but even if he wasn't, the designers just shrugged and went "Well he's dead now who cares we sure as fuck don't."
Hmm. That's part of the reason I'm hesitating on picking it up. Peoples' opinions of the Pre-Sequel are divided as all hell. And $20 is damned expensive for my taste...
He hehe. It was nice when a pistol that normally does 5 damage when you shoot can instantly kill a man if you shoot once and throw it at his head. Even if that absorbed ammo like a vacuum. I also didn't like that not all gunmakers would make all sorts of weapons. It'd be cool to see a Jakobs SMG, or a Torgue Sniper, or a Bandit Sniper. I played as Zer0. There was a lot of sniping. Don't use Dahl snipers. They're obnoxious as fuck.
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shrug I liked Pre-Sequel, but I just like Jack a whole lot. It's not super duper kawaii amazing but it's pretty good, worth $20 I'd say. I dunno. Could always wait for another sale, I'm sure December'll do it.
I played Maya because she has the boobs and I have the boobs so it fit, but I had a hard time not playign Zer0. He's so bae. gpddamit you're makign me want to play all these games but i have three essays due this week, f-fuck.
Any interest in Tales From the Borderlands?
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I think I've played a bit as every character. Krieg the least, because I couldn't pin down a good build for him that I like. Maya is good for co-op but I'm not sure how I'd play her on my own. And I liked playing Zer0 because I like snippy-sniping. Did in BL1, did in this game. And then Gunzerking's been fun. Might switch to a pistol build, though right now I'm just using shotguns. I want to see what happens if I use dual Infinities. Huehuehue
Interest in a story-based game attached to a game series where story has consistently been a weak point? Oh gee Leah it just sounds stupendous
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hnnnghhhh Kriiieg my baby. I just liked Maya's skill tree where she does like...every type of elemental damage. Pretty sure that's the worst way to go, trapped in a corrosive, flaming, electrical bubble. I think playing her solo requires a certain brand of sadism to enjoy? lmao
Sniping is boss. You should gunzerk with sniper rifles. This is the pro-strat - two eyes and two scopes amirite. seriously though infinite shotgun sounds amazing
pffff sh-shut up, man...who said that...i-i wasn't talkin' to- to you......
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I guess it could work with one SMG of each elemental type. Shit would get wonky right quick, yo. I'm hip. "Fo Schizzel, my DEAR home-ie."
I just like shotguns in most video games. An odd idiosyncrasy. Perhaps I'm compensating for something. Wait, YOU'RE supposed to say that-
I'm not sure how I feel about it. I've really seen nothing about it, so it could be good, bad, or like eating a weird mushroom. Make of that what you will.
You have Claire and Risk of Rain I saw it when I stalked your Steam what did you think of both
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nnnever say that sequence of words again and i will thank you, my dear homie
dude don't steal my compensation jokes before i can make them, that is how i make friends. Slap me every time I miss an opportunity to make a dirty joke, I need to be Pavlov'd back into the swing of things.
Same, I've avoided everything I can. Seen some ace fanart but that's about it. I wanna give it a shot either way.
funny story, that: haven't really played much of either. Played a few screens of RoR at most, I was terrible. Claire I've played a bit more of but I forgot about it, I should get back into it. It reminded me of Silent Hill from what I saw? I stopped because it felt sort of generic, and I dunno the main character's design bothers me. Have you played 'em?
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But I'm hip! I swear! Damn! See? I swore!
The hard part would be getting me to care about characters who currently have almost no depth whatsoever.
Ok I really like Risk of Rain (I feel I may have already mentioned that). Just jump everywhere and you'll be fine. Or die over and over until you unlock the Engineer. The engineer's great for cheesing the game.
Claire is a bizarre fucking experience. I want you to finish it like I did because I want to see if you're as FUCKING CONFUSED by it as I am. And fuck that dog.
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psh more like you'll break your hip, keep trying gramps
intense shrugging I dunno what they're like in Tales From but I know it doesn't focus on the cast of 2. They're in it though I think.
I think we skimmed RoR? But I will have to try it again. Claire I'm more likely to go back to - especially if it's confusing you I wanna be confused by things please i'm not kdididng
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Damn kids and your slang! Back in my day we didn't have slang, daddy-o, and if we tried to pull a fast one on the man he'd send the fuzz and we'd all go straight to the slammer, yessir yessir
I know that Shade shows up and that is enough to immediately turn me against it. Fuck Shade. Shade is when "charming" turns to annoying, and Claptrap was already pushing the border of that.
The story is so poorly told and so vague and I still don't know what the deal was with the fucking dog or going back in time or the motherfucking CHAOS DEMONS urrgh
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GRANDPA GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS
i fucking had to ask my coworker what ratchet and fleek meant because i had no idea. i felt so old ;v;
Shade? Who the fuck- oh the T.K. Baha cloney man? I didn't mind him, but I never finished the booty DLC. shshhhrhug
are we talking bad storytelling like haha bad or like i'm gonna kill you for making me play it bad
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Ignorance is good for isolating oneself from those damn kids. I think I've heard those phrases but I know that a ratchet is a small orange gun-toting sentient rat usually accompanied by his metal robot friend.
He's just crazy and annoying. I liked T.K. Baha. That DLC was kinda... weird. Obviously had more work put into it than the Hammerlock DLC, but still is a little.. odd.
Like "WTF JUST HAPPENED YOU FFFFUUCKER" bad.
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that- that is definitely the definition she gave me. I've never actually played that game, is that a sin? Is it similar to Banjo-Kazooie?
I think I liked the Torgue DLC best, buuuuuut that might just be cuz buff dude. And constant screaming to accompany my own. Really, I have bad reasons for liking most things.
whelp. i'm gonna kill you but i also want desperately to see how bad this story is.
wAIT I just realized I was cofnusing Risk of Rain with Super Time Force Ultra. I don't know how and I don't know why. what i do know is i did really enjoy what little i played of risk of rain
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I have played two Ratchet and/or Clank games. Both quite good. Old school platformers, would recommend. More linear than Banjo-Kazooie, more guns, more killing robots.
Oh yeeah. I was overleveled for that DLC and probably will be again. I almost like Torgue. He just strikes me as trying a little too hard.
It's so FUCKING disjointed and weird and aaagh. It's like Lone Survivor but not as good?! Oh and that fucking map system. I'm remembering it all! Oh god! OH GOD!
Risk of Rain is neat. Would bang.
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Hmmmm I think I just avoided them cuz one of my old friends wouldn't shut up about ratchet and clank, but iirc their designs are cute. Fuck man I need more time in my life I need to play EVERYTHING
torgue
trying a little too hard
nnnoNSENSE THAT SCREAMING IS AU NATURAL
this game has given you classic writers critical ptsd from experiencing and i want nothing more than to understand this pain now
fuck the rain literally grab the rain and shove it up ur ass
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Go play Jak and Daxter next. Iz gud.
It's less the fact that he's yelling and more the dialogue choices. BLOW UP THE BLIMPS BECAUSE REASONS! No no, that's not a comedy. That's not how you comedy. That's lel random humor. C'mon, Torgue, gimme something to work with here. Good lord.
It's really just.... ausernjalsg. Lone Survivor was at least fun to play even though I had no clue what the fuck was going on at any point. But Claire? Gameplay of Claire is "run." Environments are interesting enough, sound is decent enough, characters are pretty enough. But... eugh. Story pls. PLS.
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Heh that I get. If a characters shtick is solely that they're random at every turn, then sign me the fuck down. unless it's 3 ham in the morning, then I'm basically a giggling husk of a person.
I think I'm supposed to play Lone Survivor. Well Claire first so I can be angry at the world
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3 ham is my favorite pig time. I felt like Torgue did have some good lines, but I dunno. Just a bit too in-your-face for my taste. Subtle humor I like. I'm not sure what game made me laugh the most out of every one I've played.
Lone Survivor's Silent-Hill-ish, globin. Doesn't make a lick of sense, but it's a more concise sort of no-sense. Play both. There are a lot of Steam games that I picked up, played, and absolutely deplored the story of. :L
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This is off-topic but have you heard of the book John Dies at the End? I think there's a movie recently too but god knows what that's like.
...concise sort of no-sense... i have no idea what that means but i am intrigued. Time for confusion.
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I've heard of it, but didn't end up reading or watching it because I know what happens in it.
you played it and it sucked DIDN'T IT
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oh har har
It's a good book, not my usual but it's one of my favourites now. It's basically full of a mixture of dick jokes and smart(?) humour. Only book that's made me laugh out loud so there's that.
SHHHHH YOUUU YES IT DID SUCK, I'M TOO OLD TO HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THAT BRAND OF SHIT. it doesn't feel like i'm getting hurt when i'm dying and then whoop you're gone, forget the last 30 rooms you explored ya gotta go back. fuck. maybe i'll try that again but fuck. i want to know how bad the story is though agh.
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Did you read Hitchhiker's Guide? That book's pretty good for laughing at the sheer volume of "what is this"
Yep. It's real bad. Lone Survivor has a similarity or two, again, but you move a lot slower which I'd say is a good thing. Too bad the definitions of what you're supposed to do, what's happening in the story, and so on is super poorly explained. I'm still not sure if it's good or bad to shoot the zeds.
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I haven't! I usually stay away from space-y stuff, but I've seen a bit of the movie and I know a few of the jokes, definitely clever. I'd like to read or watch it sometime.
shoot the zeds. i need to play lone survivor if it'll make me less mangry
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I recommend. Even though it is long-as-fuck, globin. The hemoglobins never said "fuck." But it would have been hilarious if they did.
'mangry'
Lone Survivor's weird, as mentioned. I haven't gone back to play it in a good long while. Probably because it makes no sense.
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I'm gonna read it and just insert fuck into everything as comes naturally to me. I have to edit swearing out of my essays on a regular basis 'cause it's in all of my rough drafts.
Have ya ever played Journey?
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I was just thinking that I don't believe I've ever not cursed at all in any of my stories ever, whether in short stories or in things just written for the hell of it. Wait. Maybe if the story didn't have... dialogue...? No, I think I still did.
Robe man walks across desert? I have not.
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Pff there was only one "fuck" in the one I read of yours - and it was dissonant for a reason - so that sounds surprising to me! But I get that. I used to be like "no no you can express yourself without swearing guys there are so many words in the english language" buuuuut no. People swear. Characters swear. It just so happens that ALL of them swear EXCESSIVELY in my world so dealwiddit.
ohhhh
hhh
you- you need to play it too
it's so pretty it's not dark or anything but it- it's so,,,ppretyy,,,,,,,..;;
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I like cursing, but I prefer words like "godammit," "hell" and "bastard." "Fuck" is a good word for emphasis, i.e. "Band's fucking awful" in lieu of "I don't like that band" for degree of intensity. Bitch is a word I don't particularly like. Cunt can be good situationally, but it's best around friends. I'm blanking on others but there are more.
I have been known to occasionally like pretty. What do you like about it in particular?
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I just default to "fuck" like the uncultured swine I am. I used to dislike cunt and now I'm situational about it if I say it at all. There's like three people I'd call cunts jokingly. I love creative swearing too though, find it's better a lot of the time.
Other than it taking place in a desert? And it being visually stunning? The environments are surprisingly varied and I find it's an incredibly unique online experience. It tells a story (albeit a very simple one) with no words and at the same time makes you feel incredibly close to whatever stranger you end up playing with.
Journey feels like the sort of game that's more art than game, but is still enjoyable. Plus it takes maybe 2 hours to play through to the end, so it doesn't overstay its welcome. If you're interested in it and capable, play through it instead of watching a let's play. Immersive as fuck, made me cry.
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