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quick paint cuz i fucked up and got her killed and i feel bad ASH BABY I'M SORRYa-at least i saved chris
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Rat bastard is a good one.
Oh that's right you like deserts
I take it you play with strangers, huur? How does man in cloak make you cry? Never mind, I should probably play it and learn myself, hmm? XD
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Oooooh yes it is. I always forget that one. I need swearing lessons.
i would fuck a sand
Hehe yes you should! It's on PS3. :9 Not sure what the price is like but it's probably not too bad. I hope. i-it's a good it's a goooooood shit man
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Talk to the Brits. They have some damn good ones ya plonker.
No way man. Sand in gonads is a terrible experience for men; I've heard it's even worse for ladies
It's only downloadable, right?
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Believe me, I would pay good money to have a Brit swear at me for a minute straight. It'd probably cost less than going to Britain to hear them, although that would be fucking ace too because there would be so many accents. I have a problem.
I- ...yeah, no, you're right. Beaches are fun but the aftermath is a nightmare. Fuck sand. Fuck sand in a different respect.
Alone, yeah. The copy I have is physical, but it's a compilation with two other games from the same company (I think they're called Flower and Flow?). I only played one of those other ones and it wasn't bad, nothing to write home about but I'm glad I played it anyway. its purdy too.
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People say "pussy" sometimes, both as a curse and in reference to a particular part of anatomy. For whatever reason the word makes me nervous, especially in its slang usage. It seems SUPER crude and I can't figure out why.
Can never get all the sand out of your body it always remains in your hair and ears? Maybe that was just me. Rashes could sprout up though and I HAVE A HEADACHE
I think I played Flow once and did not understand it one bit.Β
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I kind of have the same feeling with pussy, I mean to a lesser degree now, but it's just oddly obscene. Doesn't stop me from making cat jokes but it's still there. confused shudder
Not just you, no way, that shit is sneaky. It knows all the little crevices where it can hide out and plot to make you itchy at inopportune times and wE HAVE TO OPERATE ON YOUR HEAD, ARE YOU DEHYDRATED MAYBE? THAT MIGHT ALSO BE A DIFFERENT SOLUTION THAN PEELING YOUR HEAD OPEN
Yeah...I booted up Flow for all of two seconds and couldn't figure out what was going on. DISCLAIMER: JOURNEY IS NOTHING LIKE THAT
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I think "cunt" doesn't bug me as much because Vinny has said "Mad Ghoulish Cunt" when referring to a skeleton riding a motorcycle. I was more inclined toward the word after that.
I HAVE DRINKED SO MUCH WATER AND I DID SOMEHOW MANAGE TO WRITE the 1400 words I neded for the night in two hours I'm sorry caps were too hard I had to stop
GOOD. Wait, I thought you said you liked Flow? Unless that was someone who wasn't you (pfft like I talk to anybody else 
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"whattan MGC." Jesus grant me more time so I can pour myself into Vinesauce guiltlessly. If your filter is defined by Vinny I imagine I should worry.
oh shhhhh bby u gon mek me blush
THAT'S GOOD YOU WROTE THE WORDS!! I'm gonna slap star stickers all over Little Glass Men for you. im not but now i'd love to have little star stickers on their faces because something tells me this book is dark HMMMMM WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE ME THINK THAT?
Wait which Flow are we talking about here, Flow or .flow ? I like .flow. Flow I don't know how to control.
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Hehehhe. If you want you can just check out Vinesauce's green-shroom channel and Joel's green-shroom channel. They're highlights and they're hilarious and they're relatively short.
HOW NEEEAR HOW FARRR WHEREVER YOU ARE THERE's somethin somethin my heart will go onnn.... I don't know the lyrics to that song, nor exactly what it entails. Does it mean "I'll be fine even though I left you in the water to freeze to death"? Uh-oh. Don't leave me in the water to freeze to death, please. ;-;
The book is dark. 
What the fuck?! THERE ARE TWO?!
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True! I think that's what I've watched some of actually, it was definitely just the highlights. Whelp it's something I can have on while working on my zine! :3
dude no promises i am not a lifeguard. I can make sure it's a warm death maybe? At least?
if youf ucking turn it into kittens i will kill you i am PUMPED about that book. DARK IS A GOOD.
LOL they're 100% unrelated, the one with Journey is like "ooh is pretty" and the other is "oh god oh jesus there's flesh everywhere where the fuck who is that where am i going waIT AM I WALKING INTO A WOMB"
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Would recommend ew zine
WAIT I REMEMBERED THE BAD GAME I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN MY NOTE DEAD ISLAND IT WAS DEAD ISLAND
Warm drowning death. Not as fun as it sounds.
But kittens are adorable don't you just wanna rub your face all over 'em?...don't...don't do that. Kittens get spastic. They will claw your face which is less than good.
Ooh that second one sounds like my kind of game
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WAIT WAIT IS DEAD ISLAND THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE IN A MALL AND ZOMBIES AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S GONNA TURN INTO A ZOMBIE SO YOU GOTTA GET HER THE ANTIDOTE BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY SLAPPING ZOMBIES WITH STORE MANNEQUINS OR SOMETHING
OR MAYBE THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE I REALIZE THERE IS NO ISLAND IN THAT SCENARIO
THat actually sounds like the most disgusting feeling ever, the more I think about it. Boiling water slippin' down your throat. Ughhhhhhhhh nah I'm not a good lifeguard.
i....i DO i DO want to rub my face all over them because they're so soft but every piece of you is a toy for them and you'll end up getting rando's face and i know that isn't how rando got his face looking that way but can you imagine? rando would love cats
I really like it, it's bursting with fruity gore flavours though. It's actually a Yume Nikki fangame, but it's one of the best. Mostly just good for atmosphere and visuals, or inducing yourself into a panic-coma. All good reasons to play.
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No Leah. That is Dead Rising. 3:<
Drinking real hot water sucks. Because there is no escape. Eating most painful things sounds like a poor experience that I would only give a 3/10 on yelp
I WANT TO KNOW HOW RANDO GOT HIS FACE LIKE THAT DINGLE MAKE LISA 4
No story, though? Ech
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o-oh. oh no. i've embarrassed myself on the internet. Q-QUICK TELL ME ABOUT DEAD ISLAND SO WE CAN HIDE IT
But what about hot chocolate? Don'cha love burning your tongue in the first sip so you can't fucking taste the rest and you can't tell if it's good or not?? Isn't that fun???? TEA???????? I think I make tea just to smell it and and then forget about it till it's cold.
I think it's implied that Buzzo did that to his face! Or something? I swear we find out but I don't remember. I am helpful.
Nnnnot particularly, there's implications of a story, but it's mostly people making crazy theories on the internet and shit. The story is: Sabitsuki doesn't want to leave her room. The end. P.S.: robot maids.
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I am disappoint son
this gon be long prepare thy mind
Dead Island was a semi-sandbox first-person semi-RPG-shooter-post-apocalyptic-THING released a couple years back by a company I don't remember. It featured a lush Carribean-esque beach resort beset by... zombies. The setting was interesting and you could kick zombies a bunch of times, but the game was fucking... weeeeieiiiiiirrrrddd. You play as one of four characters: racist Chinese stereotype, racist black stereotype, generic white guy, or black woman wielding guns. The racist black guy was voiced by Phil Lamarr who I have a crush on so I played as him.
Basically, the plot is you're one of four survivors who wake up and are just immune to being chewed on by zombies unless they chew on you too long then you die. You're tasked with helping a bunch of worthless fucking other survivors who can't do shit on their own and are hiding in various kinda-fortified positions. You do sidequests for them and slowly kinda figure out what the deal is with the zombie virus. Here's a hint: who cares. The story fucking blows, the character dialogue is super poorly written (These actors must have recorded their lines on different days in different areas and so on), and there are very few people worth a damn. The tone's all over the place, too. It's like the game is trying to take itself seriously but you can kick a bikini-clad zombie in the butt until it dies, so it isn't that serious. The sidequests are all fucking bland as shit. "Go with guy to point B." "Protect thing from zombies." "Go to point b and get me 3 things." "Shoot guys." "Bring me 25 FUCKING BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL (real quest, you can only carry so many bottles at a time and the guy only asks for 5 each time but you just keep bringing it to him and nothing changes until he gets 25 then he passes out from too much booze good sidequest you FUCK)"
Oh wow I've talked a lot. Super-basic leveling system. Kill x number of zombies, get experience get levels that are BORING. I've never played an RPG where leveling up was BORING. "Oh hey I leveled up now I get... 10% more weapon durability with blunt weapons." yaaay thanks for nothing you fuck
Each character is based around particular weapon types. Racist black man is based around blunt weapons (:l), Racist Chinese stereotype is based around stabbing, black lady with guns can't use guns because you only get one in the first six hours of the game (:llllll) and generic white guy is a jack-of-all-trades. The characters don't feel different.
Game's main claim to fame: There was a super well-made and heart-wrenching intro video for the game. Prerendered cutscene about a bunch of zombies killing a small family in slow motion. It gained a lot of interest and is the first example I recall of a prerendered cutscene growing hype for the game, but when everyone played it they realized they'd been DUPED. Game looks like ass, suspect it did even then.
And it's still... going. They made a spin-off to Dead Island, a MOBA, a shitty, shitty quicktime-event-game like Until Dawn except shitty and worthless and are working on a sequel. I played it and while it wasn't terribly unfun it got dull, even for me, someone who it is hard to bore with repetition someone who it is hard to bore with repetition someone who it is you get the idea.
Yeeeah. I hate hot tea! I feel like I must be the only one who like only drinks iced tea. What a nerd.
Oh yeah! His face was all bloody in the cutscene that plays if you finish pain mode. But I figured it was just a flesh wound as they say.
Now I want to see it! Send link? :3
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^^ THIS SPEECH IS FIRST-RATE SHIT
I like how you're referring to it as a thing instead of a game, lmao. The fact that the white guy can just do everything is making me laugh, I think I might be an asshole help me.
well this game sounds like a chunk of ass - not the good kind. The intro cutscene being misleading... xD I can't. That's some damn good marketing I imagine, they can take credit for that.
Well iced tea is fuckin' delicious too. But you're still a dang nerd.
Pfff yeah it's a flesh wound, he'll be fine. I should do pain mode. I must've heard the Buzzo thing from someone or something, cuz I don't think I know pain mode's secrets.
Here's the DL: www.mediafire.com/download/t5zβ¦
Might be a bitch to get working though, so I wouldn't blame you if you didn't bother. Probably need your non-unicode system locale language bullshit set to Japanese because aREN'T JAPANESE GAME FILES FUN?? I HAVE WASTED WEEKS OF MY LIFE PORING OVER OBSCURE FORUMS TRYING TO GET THEM TO WORK I SWEAR-
I just DL'd it from this link and switched my system locale and it worked so shrug. But I also have a lot of strange RPG maker files floating around the nether of my computer.
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In conclusion: At least it has Phil Lamarr in it, 6/10.Β
"A chunk of ass but not the good kind" I'm exaggerating, of course. It wasn't so bad I couldn't finish it, just got bland. I liked that you could instantly murder any sort of zed by going two inches away from it with a shotgun (it's got the "Borderlands numbers fly off enemies when you hit them" thing). For whatever reason shotgun-at-0-range is an instakill, but knife-to-the-eye isn't.
Yeah. That was before everyone got wise to the conniving industry.
I only recently have started liking iced tea.
Oh no did I spoil it? 
This is gonna be interesting, innit. I don't think I know how to change my file locale. Because I am a nerd, but not a GOOD nerd. 0/10, worst nerd.Β
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You need to do game reviews, or some kind of reviews. Although I imagine you'd tear everything apart. 
Well if you take a knife to the eye, you've got a good story to tell. Can't die then, can ya?
Dude I have the best iced tea flavours. I've got one that's orange sorbet, one pink lemonade, uhhhhhh cucumber mint, and then the regular shit. All delicious. You're gonna have a good time.
NNNNO DUDE please keep me in the LISA loop, I don't mind learning Pain Mode secrets from ya. I am terrible at games so chances are Pain Mode would take me a long, uh...long-ass time.
Pffff worst nerd ever. haven't spent your childhood hunting obscure horror games, what even are you.
Your computer prolly blocked the link 'cause it's a RAR file, suspicious-lookin' shit. Meh. Could always watch someone else play it if you're curious, would save you hours of wandering around in-game and feeling really lonely because of the environment.
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I like some things. But sometimes talking about what you don't like is more fun.
You could theoretically still die, especially if the knife went sideways or something. I don't want to get stabbed in the eye. l:
I really just drink superregulartea. I am not an interesting man. I have some mint tea ones that are real bad. Too damn strong.
I gave up quick too. At the end of Pain Mode it shows a cutscene of younger-but-not-a-kid-brad-with-hair going into his Dojo. Everything's been cut down and ransacked, and Kid Rando is in there, his face all bloody. I don't remember exactly what he says about the guy that came and ruined everything, but it's important and I am dumb for forgetting. D:<
I was a weird child and I am a weirdsemiadult.
I get Rars all the time. D:< Man I am making the faces tonight. I like feeling stuff though and I don't want to spoil everything like I did with OFF.Β
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It's true. Makes for more fun analogies, I find.
Yeah but come on man, in that moment a knife enters your cornea, don't tell me you're thinking anything but "damn i'm gonna look interesting after this." Don't tell me. Don't tell me 'cause you'd be LYIN'.
You have a preference for something normal? By Jove!
O: I wonder if Buzzo did that then and fucked up his face? I mean I could probably google it. I could. But nah.
Well that download worked fine for me if you're able to bypass your browser yellin' at ya. So long as you go into it just for the feelings and not expecting story, you might enjoy! I dunno. I just like mysterious and visually-striking stuff, and that game is full of scenes I'd like to draw if I had the talent/drive.
aghhhhh you spoiled OFF? a..aaaaghhhh.... I will say I don't know how I felt about OFF's ending. I still love it and its characters, but I remember being a little put off (hurhur) by it.
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To strike up conversations I often ask people what their least-favorite things are. I always like learning that.
Hehehhe. I would finally get to wear an eyepatch, just like I've always dreamed of. If I went blind I would wear two eyepatches. Hehehhe.
If you'd believe it, I was drinking tea just as I read that. And I spilled it on my leg. Pajama leg soaked it up but now it is damp. Life is trash.
I feel like that must be it, but Rando's face is way more fucked up than it looks like it was back then. His face was bloody, sure, but he still had all his features. D:
Hmm. I like kinda subtle story stuff, but not sure about no-story. Especially scenes. Scenes by themselves with no dialogue or text can be super interesting. Can piece it together yourself, hypothesize, and so on.
I watched Vinny completely play through OFF. The ending is... interesting? I think it would have been a little better if it were up to interpretation. Guess that could be the case either way.Β
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Heh, I imagine you're an interesting conversationalist then. I like that attitude. Fuck talking about the weather.
You could be Joshie Brighteyes!! lisa-rpg.wikia.com/wiki/Joshie⦠eyepatches are frrrriggin cool dood
PFF. GOOD JOB.
Whelp. rando bby what happened 2u.
I'm definitely interested in what you'd think of it now, I can't figure out whether you'd like it or not. Hmmm. It's a different experience at least.
hmmnnnnn I wanna replay OFF sometime. I love the characters' designs - especially Enoch. I have a necklace with Enoch's face on it.
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I may or may not be an interesting conversationalist. I can strike up conversation with most folks, I've found, though maintaining it for long periods of time often depends on the other half of the conversation. I ain't no miracle worker yo
heheh I forgot about him. Maybe I should play LISA again, get some 'chievements that are worth nothing except street cred
I am the worst man. I also have not been wearing as many pajamas as I should be. 0/10, Conor. 9//10.
My eyes hurt it is 2 here how do you stay up late you are a madwoman
I will watch playthrough. Do you have one you recommend? Maybe?
Who was Enoch again? Oh wait I locked it up he is giant man. My favorite was probably the Judge. The Judge was my icon on Steam for a while. He might be again soon.
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Yeah, keeping a conversation going is hard.
...
cough
Seriously though, I am bad at that. xD Although I've been astounded by how much I can blather when I'm trying to interact with someone who just refuses to speak. cougholdcoworkerocughocOCOUGHCOGUHGJGHHHACKK
Gotta get that street cred, man, how else is Ding gonna respect you? If you're going into a sketchy neighborhood, this kind of thing is what'll keep you safe. "hey man listen up here, i went to fish court once and it was very unpleasant" "oh shit dude i am so sorry. boys, let 'im through."
You are the best man but still- dude, college exists to wear pajamas as much as you can. Fuzzy pajamas. With deer on them. Or lil bears eating other bears.
i have trained myself to need as little sleep as possible i am a cold, hardened machine.
Sorry man, I got nothin', never watched any playthroughs of it. :s I could broadcast it on SteamΒ I think but it would literally just be me getting lost since I haven't played it in a long time lmao. There's tons of let's-plays of it, though - from people who know what they're doing, I'm sure. xD
The Judge is cool. His speech was a little weird to me though, that cat loves his thesaurus. But it's his character so bluh.
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snort snort
When somebody doesn't want to talk I have a tendency to just go "a'ight yo" and similarly go mute. It is hard not to continue trying, though. Eventually embarrassment is the only thing that stops me.
"It was very unpleasant"
"I'll send you to fish court don't test me"
hehhehe. Or men eating bears eating hot dogs dAMMIT I have a good amount of pajamas but always require more. I need to do laundry.
As one who hates sleep, I consider that admirable. Teach me of your ways father.
I would be game for that, lost or not lost.
Wait is that a good "bluh" or bad "bluh"?
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Meh. I had to work with her so I tried. TTvTT
Real talk? Fish court was fantastic.
i am the worst for forgetting i am doing laundry. calling it now. I hope you have footy pajamas because if not son I hate to tell you but you're getting footy pajams you are asking for them for x-mas you're gonna deal
I will teach you gradually, my son. We will get you to 4-6 hours a night. UvU this is not a cult tip #1: wake up and yell I AM HAPPY TO BE AWAKE at fucking seven am and wake everyone else up in turn
whelp you're gonna regret 8D I guess I can google walkthroughs and hope I remember the rest
Eh, bad bluh? Like I like him. I LIKE HIM DON'T HATE ME but he really sounds like an elitist teen who fucked a thesaurus and is now trying to show everyone all the big words he knows. I do like him though. I guess I could think of him more cheshire-cat-ish and like him more when it comes to dialogue. Hmn.
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Fish court was hilarious. Did you go along with what Harvey (I think that was his name) was saying, or were you like "no im innocent yo"
Hehehe. I am afraid I have probably grown out of mine in ages long past. I find them fairly comfortable, if I recall. And they're fairly cute when worn by the opposite gender.
I set 8 alarms today because I was worried I would sleep through them all. I woke up at the first one.
It'll be more fun if you can't remember! Don't look up any dangnab walkthroughs! Gotta go in semi-blind yo
I respect your opinion, even if it is WRONG. ;D Maybe I just liked his weird crooked smile. Mioou. MIOOUU.Β
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I cackled all through fish court, ngl. If I'm remembering right, I think I went against Harvey because what the fUCK DUDE NO, WAIT I MEAN B-BEST LAWYER
dude they sell adult sizes, they are amazing. must-have for the dead of winter here. i think there's a law about it somewhere.
8 fucking alarms. Jesus. xD then again you were up late bruh. Some tea literally tastes like dead things and I can't understand.
Aghhh fine I'll keep myself blind. If we do this its gonna be a potentially-boring-potentially-spooky shitfest. xD
Pffff THANK YOU. I liked his character design. Fuck I liked ALL the OFF designs. The bird thing - Japhet? - is delightfully fucked up.
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As a man who has no sense of humor, I must say that that section was hilarious. I think Harvey pretty much made it, because if you just went "aaaah fuck it" he'd be like "heh heh heh yeah you tell 'em!"
Even in the dead of winter it doesn't get that cold here, regretfully. There's not a cloud in the sky out right now, which explains why I am hiding in my room and hissing like a snake.
It was good until I left it out overnight. I really should have dumped out what was left in the cup but I was too nervous about our performance. We weren't the best, I don't think - the group that went before us actually sounded good if you'd believe it. Why does the Ctrl + I italics hotkey thing work in comments but not notes why do you do this
You're gonna either have me making commentary over your shoulder with repeated messages or you'd have to pause repeatedly to type to me. XD
Is that the thing hanging out in the Judge's brother? That guy's a dick.Β
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Pffff yes! I had to have Harvey in my party after that. Didn't care if he sucked (although I thought he was pretty good). Swearing fish lawyer with a tommy gun? What the fuck? But yes? PLEASE?
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Holy shit how. Weren't you using crazy not-actually-instruments? What the talent is this bullshow? WHAT YOU CAN CTRL I THIS SHIT? WHAT THE FCK
Lmao doesn't help that it probably has horrible lag. Gods save us.
YEAH! Fuckin bird comes outta the cats mouth. Valerie? Is that the cats name? Either way, it was freaky and I liked it.
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I didn't end up using him. Didn't go to the Fishmenworld until after I finished the game. Had to go back. :L
Stupid sunlight. Now I get to meet for another group project in an hour 
We weren't using real instruments, no, and neither were they. One guy had a bunch of different bits of housing tiles on bricks that actually sounded good when hit they all made different sounds. I have NO idea how they woulda composed it, but at least it sounded good.
Oh god I remember that. Yeah, this is gonna be like a snail riding a turtle with amnesia.
I think the cat was named Valerie. Too bad about him and the Judge hangin' out on that roof yelling for hoursΒ
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Awh. He throws legal documents at the enemy and gives them paper cuts. Did I say "best lawyer" yet? Best lawyer.
wht the fuck how many group projecs do you have. fuckin' 'ell, I forgot about the density of them in first year, for me at least. fak.
Oh my god, that's...actually super cool. Christ. WELL I'M SURE YOU GUYS DID GOOD TOO.
hehe we're gonna have a bad time.
oh god no don't fuckin make me think of that. That was the saddest part of the game for me - maaaaybe because I've got a soft spot for cats and cute things, maaaaaaybe just because of the lil mows he does. Jesus christ. I was NOT ready for that. Isn't he right after you fight the giant whale too? hurhur i bet you loved that whale
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I didn't know he did that. XD I just thought he shot them. Wait speaking of shot did anyone use Ollie? I feel like he was kinda low on most peoples' radars. He was on mine.
Only a total of two. And one big essay coming up in English. And finals. And I'm doomed.
We mostly had plumbing. My instrument was a set of pipes and elbow pieces taped together to form a super-basic xylophone.
I... don't remember the whale. It's been a while. I should have played this for myself probably.
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DUDE HARVEY IS MY JAM. Uhhhh do you get Ollie early on in the game? If so I think I tossed him out in Russian roulette like the soulless bitch I am. :V otherwise naw I didn't use him, lmao
YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG! You have time now my son. To procrastinate. Or work. Or a combination.
That sounds hilarious but also cool. xD not as cool as the other guy's but hey, it worked. Sort of. I figure.
Hell yeah, play OFF and get the soundtrack because it's awesome and shit I'm off break now BYE FOREVER
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Woah. I thought I'd forgotten to answer my messages but I actually just came back as you were responding woot woot
He he he he. No, he was another late-get. I completely missed Garbage Island in my initial playthrough? Maybe? Now I'm not sure.
I think I will brainstorm about writing-stuff a little more. I'm somewhat encouraged, but this has happened before. I write 10,000 words in one day and then get sick of it the next.
It sounded pretty good, but the other guy's was pretty cool too. Because they were just ceiling tiles! Aough. Gud.
I have listened to the OFF soundtrack many a time, in all honesty. And you are correct there, it's dang good though a lot of it is ambient stuff.
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ah that's right..you completely said that in your last message didn't you? whhhhoooOPS. i don't listen. I liked the little extra islands. Especially the one with the guy's moustache-rope.
Well good! I endorse your writing habits. Well, maybe not the trashing-your-work-the-next-day-part, but that sort of thing is inevitable.
I loooooove it. That's some essay-writing music right there, nice and low-key, m-mostly. I have a thing for Front Gate. Oh! Have you heard ACC's album "Crying Girls"? It was released for free online; it's a little less dark (I'd say) but still worth a listen.
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I don't remember! I don't remember anything! You mean you just liked seeing Brad in a dress you WEIRDO
I liked Resort Island. It and Garbage Island were like the Iceland/Greenland thing. Named one way but are more like the other.
I didn't end up writing like at all on the train.
Front Gate? ACC? Who are these scary names help HELP
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hE LOOKS GOOD IN ONE, DON'T JUDGE ME
Resort Island- is that the one with a shitload of Joy mutants? Those names are so good. I do love me some dissonance. I think Garbage Island was adorable to me. The music was all cute n' fun. And don't you get Fly Minetti or some-such there? He's a silly guy with silly abs.
hehehe. least ya did somethin'. I still gotta read him. I need to read and do everything. The world does not have enough time.
I'M SORRY- ACC being Alias Conrad Coldwood, OFF soundtrack guy. :v Seems like a pretty cool guy. Or girl. Or nonbinary. idk but cOOL NONETHELESS.
i'm laughing, this picture of ashley has 90 comments now because of us. I'M SO POPULAR
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I will judge you, whatever the truth might be. ;D
Resort Island has the spaghetti-faced guys, aye. I like them, their silly hats, the weird TV with Marty's face, and the horn. I like the horn. Garbage Island was a weird experience that I feel is LISA in a nutshell. Crazy guy dressed like a fly? Check. "Cart racing" is actually just slowly throwing your body weight forward in a shopping cart? Check. Well-executed suicide? heh. Dark, but check. Aggressive barrels, trash cans, refrigerators? Check. hehehe.
Don't read him. D:> Also do.
Oh right I forgot he has a name. Conrad is a male name so say men I don't care I won't chew your thumbs off.
Believe me this happens a lot with me. I think I have some stories that have 300 comments. They should not have 300 comments.Β
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this zine fair is awkward as fuck, i am hiding from mine. halp
Spaghetti face guys! They were in the First. Looks like a face fulla dicks. God I wanna draw every weird little thing in LISA BUT I DONT KNOW HOW IT'D ALL LOOK! AUGH. garbage island was goddamn weird but good. Who killed himself in it? My memory is faulty and I'm at that point where I'd rather bug you with questions than look it up myself. :3c
wwwwTF GOD SAVE MY THUMBS. Are you a fucking German fairytale? I need those thumbs, only them and like...bipedalism? confirm that I am human and not a coyote.
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You are hiding from your zine? Is it sentient? Is it trying to track you down and grumble at you? GO AWAY LEAH'S ZINE YOU'RE NOT COOL STOP SMOKING AND WEARING LEATHER JACKETS
Do it I will be your guinea pig (I like it when you draw things and I get to see them). Draw all the things
Garbage Island was pretty neat in design and all that sorts too. The guy that killed himself... I don't remember his name. I looked up "LISA a well-executed suicide" and got a lot of weird pictures on google images. :L You get an achievement for meeting him though.
I may or may not be a German fairytale. Again, gonna have to plead the fifth there. Coyotes are also something I dislike. Stupid coyotes.
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I-IT TOSSED THE CIGARETTE OVER ITS SHOULDER BEFORE IT LEFT. THE WHOLE SCHOOL BURST INTO FLAMES. THIS IS VERY PUNK. DO I GET A GOOD GRADE YET?
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oooooh yes then. I've got the sprite sheet I can scour for weird shit to draw.
xD And here in this corner is Conor scarring himself with poorly-executed Google searches. the crowd of tourists oohs and ahhs
well if you dislike coyotes, you better keep my thumbs intact or you're gonna have a bad time. I've never seen a coyote, except in a zoo I guess. They look cute though. Since they have never bothered me. :V
i'm just gonna assume you're this guy i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i⦠i read about him earlier this year but i don't remember anything
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Yesss. Excellent. Anarchy is good. Yesss. -hisses like a snake-
Aren't there a couple unused sprites? I didn't look extensively at it, but that was what I heard.Β
Don't taunt me tourists! I'll cut you! I'll cut you all! -brandishes moderately jagged golf trophy-
W... how are your thumbs related to coyotes. >:L Your thumbs aren't related to coyotes. I don't like the weird bone-contraptions that frequent suburban areas during the night. Eeevil.
WOW LEAH YOU'RE DEAD ON THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK LIKE CLAP CLAP
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Ooh yeah there's a fair little wealth of unused sprites I've seen! They'd be cool to work with. O: hhhhhh remind me conor, after the cutesy priscilla thing you must remind me
PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH THE CONOR. I REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH THE CONOR. ahaha sorry about that folks, the locals don't take kindly to ooze and oz. messagin you this late was a mistake thats not even a joke
...the weird bone contraptions that frequent suburban areas during the night. this is really creepy and, taken out a context, i nEED IT. creepy automaton-human remains bots enforcing curfew.
ARE YOU THE KID GETTING HIS FINGERNAILS CUT OFF OR THE SCARY FUCK DOING THE CUTTING THOUGH? IMPORTANT DISTINCTION
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Do with what, the sprites? Stare at them till my eyes are dangling outta my skull maybe.
I've decided that every little thing you say is a reference so that when I'm just too dumb to understand something, I can tell myself it's just an obscure reference and I'm failing you.
That's like...cool creepy but also don't fucking touch my cats I will scream.
So you're either a tool, or cool but falling. hmnnmmmmnnmhhhnhfgtff in okay widdat
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What do you intend to do with 'em?
Ooze and oz? Am I oozing? Am I a Vizard? EVERYONE, ATTACK THE VIZARD! (I've been told that sometimes my references make no sense. I figure it is infuriating)
I meant bony. XD Bony coyotes look weird and hang out in suburbs at night eating the pets that people leave out - I guess, in that respect, they are creepy.
I'm the scissors. I could also be the man's top hat that is falling off, depending on the day of the week. It is l8.
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Did I just respond to the wrong comment and fuck up the chain? In on my phone I cANNOT TELL
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I have this message and "smuff"
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it's copy and paste time fuckers
Do with what, the sprites? Stare at them till my eyes are dangling outta my skull maybe.
I've decided that every little thing you say is a reference so that when I'm just too dumb to understand something, I can tell myself it's just an obscure reference and I'm failing you.
That's like...cool creepy but also don't fucking touch my cats I will scream.
So you're either a tool, or cool but falling. hmnnmmmmnnmhhhnhfgtff in okay widdat
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Who did you message? XD
XD That seems like a good use of your time. Mortality, shmortality.
Or I'm just a lunatic spouting drivel, which is a far more likely possibility. Always feel free to ask if you don't understand somethink, though. Be happy to try to explain.
I hate coyotes. I'd like them better if they didn't bite my ankles. D:<
Tool or Cool (I don't remember the context regarding thsi)
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