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"Okay dudes, this is really important! The seven continents are merging together to form one single continent at an insanely fast speed! I suggest that we name the big new country Supermerica and we all live under my rule!" Alfred announced to the crowd of confused countries. He had called this world meeting for that very important reason.

"You're joking," Arthur raised his dark eyebrows in skepticism.

"No man," Alfred screamed, pounding his hand on the table, "This is legit." Suddenly a large tremor-like sound echoed through the room and the countries gasped.

"Veeeee?? What was that??" Feliciano cried in fear.

"That was my country slamming painfully into Alfred's." Ivan pointed out calmly. All heads turned back towards Alfred, who was clutching his stomach in agony.

"D-dude! This is crazy!" Alfred choked, slowly regaining his breath, "You guys all need to come under my rule now!"

"Why should the stupid one be in charge of the world?" Arthur scoffed, picking up a teacup and sipping it intensely.

"I agree with England," Kiku whispered, the Asian man's worry completely masked.

"I should definitely be in charge!" Arthur demanded, "Monarchy is the best government there is, so Englania is the logical name for the new landmass."

"All you speak is lies!" Francis interrupted, "Ze thing is, we all know zat France is ze perfect choice!"

"No you bloody idiot!" Arthur countered, "All you're good for is smelling horrible and molesting children!"

The two countries continued in their pointless banter.

"The perfect solution would be for everyone to become one with Russia!" Ivan decided.

"But everyone knows that Austria is far finer than any of the rest of you!" Roderich growled.

"I th'nk Sw'd'n 's th' b'st ch'ce." Berwald mumbled and Tino smiled.

"Mr. Sweden has a point!" he chirped.

"But China is the very best, aru! You all need to rethink this, aru!" Yao informed.

"But, like, Poland is the best country EVER!" Feliks interjected, flipping his hair, "Like, right Liet?"

Toris smiled awkwardly, "Uh, Feliks. I-I can't say I agree." Feliks gave Toris a glare of death. Toris gasped, "Uhh, yes! Poland is a-amazing!"

Another tremble shook the room, this time taking down Finland and Sweden.

Raivis cowered in the corner as Natalia held a knife casually to his back.

"I agree with my brother," Natalia says, creepily staring towards Ivan, "We should all become one with Russia…"

"You're ALL stupid!" Mathias blurted, a large bottle of beer in his hand, "Denmark is the BEST turkey in the world!"

The few countries who bothered to stop arguing to react stared in confusion. Lukas casually began to strangle Mathias with his tie.

"Sorry, he's drunk." Lukas said, letting go of Mathias' tie. Mathias glared indignantly.

"Hey? What do you drunk? I'm not mean!!" he babbled.

The arguments continued for a while before Ludwig finally exploded.

"DAT IS ENOUGH. YOU ARE ALL INCOMPETANT, AND IF NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO CALMLY TALK OUT WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE NEW LANDMASS I VILL HAVE TO-"

Another large tremble shook the room sending England and France to their knees, thankfully shutting them up.

"Damn you Francis," Arthur spat, crouching in pain, "Your country is fat!"

"No, it is your country that is ze fat one." Francis taunted.

Ludwig facepalmed again.

"NO." the voice boomed around the room and every country stopped and stared. The speaker's eyes glinted with intelligence behind his glasses.

"Your argument is invalid because I. AM. EDUARD. VON. FUCKING. BOCK."

Everyone derped for a moment and Toris and Raivis began to laugh uncontrollably. Nobody even bothered to remember this guy's name, and yet he had just pwned the entire world. The world simultaneously decided that this country was indeed as awesome as he had so intensely pointed out.

"Aw damn it…" almost all of the countries muttered in defeat, and without any word of contradiction to the awesome nation, the world became owned by Estonia.

Except for Switzerland. He's still neutral.

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"Okay dudes, this is really important! The seven continents are merging together to form one single continent at an insanely fast speed! I suggest that we name the big new country Supermerica and we all live under my rule!" Alfred announced to the crowd of confused countries. He had called this world meeting for that very important reason.

"You're joking," Arthur raised his dark eyebrows in skepticism.

"No man," Alfred screamed, pounding his hand on the table, "This is legit." Suddenly a large tremor-like sound echoed through the room and the countries gasped.

"Veeeee?? What was that??" Feliciano cried in fear.

"That was my country slamming painfully into Alfred's." Ivan pointed out calmly. All heads turned back towards Alfred, who was clutching his stomach in agony.

"D-dude! This is crazy!" Alfred choked, slowly regaining his breath, "You guys all need to come under my rule now!"

"Why should the stupid one be in charge of the world?" Arthur scoffed, picking up a teacup and sipping it intensely.

"I agree with England," Kiku whispered, the Asian man's worry completely masked.

"I should definitely be in charge!" Arthur demanded, "Monarchy is the best government there is, so Englania is the logical name for the new landmass."

"All you speak is lies!" Francis interrupted, "Ze thing is, we all know zat France is ze perfect choice!"

"No you bloody idiot!" Arthur countered, "All you're good for is smelling horrible and molesting children!"

The two countries continued in their pointless banter.

"The perfect solution would be for everyone to become one with Russia!" Ivan decided.

"But everyone knows that Austria is far finer than any of the rest of you!" Roderich growled.

"I th'nk Sw'd'n 's th' b'st ch'ce." Berwald mumbled and Tino smiled.

"Mr. Sweden has a point!" he chirped.

"But China is the very best, aru! You all need to rethink this, aru!" Yao informed.

"But, like, Poland is the best country EVER!" Feliks interjected, flipping his hair, "Like, right Liet?"

Toris smiled awkwardly, "Uh, Feliks. I-I can't say I agree." Feliks gave Toris a glare of death. Toris gasped, "Uhh, yes! Poland is a-amazing!"

Another tremble shook the room, this time taking down Finland and Sweden.

Raivis cowered in the corner as Natalia held a knife casually to his back.

"I agree with my brother," Natalia says, creepily staring towards Ivan, "We should all become one with Russia…"

"You're ALL stupid!" Mathias blurted, a large bottle of beer in his hand, "Denmark is the BEST turkey in the world!"

The few countries who bothered to stop arguing to react stared in confusion. Lukas casually began to strangle Mathias with his tie.

"Sorry, he's drunk." Lukas said, letting go of Mathias' tie. Mathias glared indignantly.

"Hey? What do you drunk? I'm not mean!!" he babbled.

The arguments continued for a while before Ludwig finally exploded.

"DAT IS ENOUGH. YOU ARE ALL INCOMPETANT, AND IF NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO CALMLY TALK OUT WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE NEW LANDMASS I VILL HAVE TO-"

Another large tremble shook the room sending England and France to their knees, thankfully shutting them up.

"Damn you Francis," Arthur spat, crouching in pain, "Your country is fat!"

"No, it is your country that is ze fat one." Francis taunted.

Ludwig facepalmed again.

"NO." the voice boomed around the room and every country stopped and stared. The speaker's eyes glinted with intelligence behind his glasses.

"Your argument is invalid because I. AM. EDUARD. VON. FUCKING. BOCK."

Everyone derped for a moment and Toris and Raivis began to laugh uncontrollably. Nobody even bothered to remember this guy's name, and yet he had just pwned the entire world. The world simultaneously decided that this country was indeed as awesome as he had so intensely pointed out.

"Aw damn it…" almost all of the countries muttered in defeat, and without any word of contradiction to the awesome nation, the world became owned by Estonia.

Except for Switzerland. He's still neutral.