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EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
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Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
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Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Bella, Edward, Twilight, etc. (c) Stephenie Meyer
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you're a retard. (:
next time you want to convince us, at least use correct grammar and punctuation.
because that makes me find it hard to believe you're at college reading level and still like Twilight.
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I typed like that to save time. If it helped I would have typed normally. But you would just find something else to comment on. Believe me or don't, but don't waste my time with these comments.
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shut the fuck up!!!!! i am that god damn clumsy and there is nothing wrong with it!!! BITCH!!!!
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No one said it's bad being clumsy. It's bad that apparently being clumsy is a huge character flaw and makes up for all of the Mary-Sue-ness.
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No one here ever said anything about you being clumsy. We talked about the perfect little character that is Bella with practically no flaws at all. That you somehow got it in your head that she is talking about you while we're talking about a fictional character is beyond me.
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I know this is an old deviation, but I don't believe I ever commented. xD;
A lot of people like to argue "Well if Twilight wasn't so good, why is it more popular than HP then ?!" What they don't get is that is really started to hit mainstream around the same time HP ENDED. I don't know why they like it. The fans are insane. I've only met a handful of people who like the book and can actually talk to me without the "U SUK!!@ UR JUST JEALOUS!!" and crap. Some people I know completely turned against it due to the insane fanbase.
I'm glad my mom didn't let me buy the book. :\ Thank god for airports overpricing shit.
I can't wait until Twilight dies the fuck down. BUT IT WON'T. SM's just gonna keep shitting out the same books, BUT NOOOO. THEY'RE TTLY DIFFERENT. THEY'RE FROM DIFFERENT FUCKING PERSPECTIVES. Knowing SM, it'll be the same thing with a few word changes and some add-ins.
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I Don't believe She meant To Insult Those Who ARE clumsy, She's Just saying that It's Pushed too much.
I Mean Every other goddamned sentence out of Sir Sparkly's mouth is "you're so clumsy"
And the other half of his sentences consist of "I'm dangerous"
Sorry To Reply On Such An Old post, But Seriously.
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You said it, shut this loser up.
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Hmmm? I'm pretty clumsy, too, though D: I think there's nothing wrong with it in real life, but when it's written in a book and exaggerated so hugely, I don't quite agree.
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yeah there is nothing wrong with being clumsy, but in twilight, bella's character has no originality at all
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nobody cares. (:
about you, of course.
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I just finished New Moon. I'm surprised I finished it!
Like I care about the gapping hole in her chest. She couldn't even say the name EDWARD without curling up into a ball.
I was very angry when the Cullens voted if they wanted Bella in the family. Rosalie is MY HERO.
I think I'm going to finish the series though. But I have no idea why.
You forgot to mention that the vampires SPARKLE. WHT KIND OF FUCKING VAMPIRE SPARKLES?!?!
-Claire
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I would've voted no too! HELL NO in fact! I'm not spending my imortality with her being there.
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I showed this to my big sister who actually managed to somehow make it through Twilight. She said it was pretty accurate. o____O
My aunt tried to read it because she's a big Buffy fan, but she could get through it. She said I wouldn't like it because I'm too mature for my age, lol. xD
All in all, you have no excuse to like it unless you're under 14.
But I plan to read it for the lulz.
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lawl. I have friend who was a fan when the series first started...I thought she was gonna rip someones head off when everyone started being all, "OMG! TWILIGHT IS WIN!!!11!!! EDWARD IS MY BOYFRIEND!!! YEYZ!!".
I myself never bothered to read the series and certainly never will.
Love the comic. 
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Save yourself from the utter worthlessness of the series, haha.
Thank you for understanding how I feel, by the way. Though my replies today have been much more curt and to-the-point. It actually makes me feel really guilty to lose my temper with bashers, since I'm technically just bashing the books, too.
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I agree whole-heartily, but it's the internet, where if you dare mention that you don't like something you shall be instantly attacked and maimed.
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the my immortal reference made me smile.
bwaha <3
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i was supposed to be doing homework when i saw this. which is bad, cuz i couldn't stop laughing my lungs out. i read the title and thought you were serious (that ppl should read it, and that you like it) and i just clicked on it for kicks like "Ok, let's see what this one's got in em". i honestly am interested in seeing if there is any fans out there that can say more then just "OMG! I <3 Twilight!!! EDWARD!!!!!1 LOLZ" and shit. anti twilighters have much more reason and sense-of what i've seen, that is. from reading this and your rant makes me think of reading the other books (i only read the first cuz my friend made me, and then forced me to the movie) just to have more excuses to hate it. even though it'll waste probably about a month or 2 of my life.
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LOL!
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Reason i should not read this iam not some prepubecient girl
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lol very funny
bella is very annoying =[[[[
but the books are awesome!!!!
lol i hate the second one i mean seriously 298 frikking pages god!!
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And still, you read the whole 2 books
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There really are better ways of reaching self-fulfillment than insulting things. Ever try helping others? It may be tougher, but it's definately the more noble way.
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My activities toward self-fulfillment are done in real life; not everything online is the same as it is in real life. And actually, yes, I've tried helping others. My goal in life is to help as many people as possible in whatever future I may have, but, as you said, it is a tougher road to choose. One could say that I am merely exercising my right of free speech by voicing my opinion (albeit its negative nature).
Would it be rude of me to suggest that you are no better than I am by telling all Twilight bashers to go to hell?
I'm sorry that this reply made virtually no sense (and it was kind of rude) XD
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I apologize, but I was just pushed over the edge the day I wrote this...
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And your helping us online too, by warning us never to waste our time on this series.
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Okay, seriously, I can only keep quiet about this for so long. Here's what I've been dieing to say:
"TWILIGHT BASHERS KINDLY GO TO HELL!!"
I've heard enough about little details that irritate people for whatever damn reason they decide to be bitches! And you can shut your damn mouth about Bella already! I swear I'm gonna punch another hole in the wall if I hear any more Bella bashing!! She's not you, she's a different person. I've seen this kind of thing a million times. People hate the main girls because the character is "too weak" or "unreal" or whatever god damn excuse for jealousy they have! Just cause you gave up on all hope for true love long ago doesn't mean you should be a bitch about it, lol.
Sorry, but I'm kinda defensive of Bella...and please don't bitch back at me about this comment, I won't answer back.
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How would you know she gave up on true love a long time ago?
Do you even know her?
And I'd LOVE to see the picture of you make a hole in a wall.
Oh please, go ahead. (:
I'll certainly get loads of 'lol' out of it.
Hey, everyone has the right to their opinions.
Not everyone likes the Twilight saga.
Yes, we think Bella is a whiny, attention-craving bitch and that Edward is a poor excuse for a teenager/ vampire.
And of course, loads of people think Stephanie Meyer is just plain stupid.
Deal. With. It.
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Actually Bella's not even a person, she's fiction 
If you think the haters gave up on true love and thus hate Twilight, you are wrong. That book has nothing to do with true love, it was merely mushy-gushy lust. Gawd I would give up on true love if that's really what it was about. (Creepy vampire sparkley stalkers, and a girl who gives up EVERYTHING of who she was and all of her family for a two-bit guy who dumps her in the middle of a forest)
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Lul naw, it's not my style to bitch back (unless it's in real life XD)
Yes, yes, Bella is not me. She reacted differently than I would have. She is a fictional character - she was made to be different from the average teenage girl because, hey, if she were seriously like the rest of us the book would have sucked even more. But not everyone has to like the way she was written, and many people also agree that Bella wasn't very interesting.
I'm sorry this wasn't longer and a bit more interesting with details supporting my opinion, but I'm a little pressed for time at the moment
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It's just a book, calm down.
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the first 200 pages are basically (*I hate rain *I hate here, *hot guys, *50 ppl are trying to ask me out *near-romantic bs)
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I would have loved Twillight if:
-Bella wasn't a fucking horny whore
-Edward wasn't so retarded and emo about hurting Bella
-Jacob could just get a life
-Renesmee didn't exist at all because she's that unnecessary (besides her name is just ridiculous)
-The Volturi would just not care about Bella as she's just a dumbass bitch
and so much more...
I used to LOVE Twillight but now... Wowz i have spent a lotta money and time on the books and now that i can look back with a clear mind, TWILLIGHT. IS. 100%. FAIL. KTHXBAI.
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AMEN. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
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*is glad that she has a good point there*
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Yes! so freaking true!
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XD hi i'm kikki nice to meet ya!
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and im Selin (lol obviously)
nice to meet ya tew, hon ^w^
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Oh yeah Happy holidays ^ ^
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I totally caught that ref. Made me laugh.
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God I love you so much XD
This is greatness!
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