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Published: 2013-11-01 16:51:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 315; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE BIG BODIES OF WATER EVEN AS A MERMAN.On another note,I'm not a fan of merpeople.Being half fish is just weird I was hoping to get changed into Sasquatch or something.
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I'M GOING TO PAINT YOU LIKE ON OF THE FRENCH GIRLS FROM CANADA.
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GO PAINT SOME OTHER FISHMAN
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I CAN'T. THE OTHER FISHMEN HIDE FROM ME UNDER WATER. I KNOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE SO THAT'S WHY I WANT TO PAINT YOU.
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I'LL HOP IN THE OCEAN AND DROWN MYSELF JUST SO YOU CAN'T PAINT ME.
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ME AND YOU BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
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DO IT. LET'S JUST SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT. I HAVE THE FLOATIES AVAILABLE FOR WHEN YOU FAIL AT THIS.
I SHOULD GET MY FISHING NET
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I CHANGED MY MIND.I CAN'T DO IT.THOSE WAVES ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING.
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THEN HOLD STILL SO I CAN PAIN YOU LIKE A FRENCH GIRL AGAIN. AT LEAST YOU'RE COVERED THIS TIME.
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Y'KNOW WHAT.HOW ABOUT YOU GO PAINT THE OCEAN SCENERY INSTEAD OF ME.
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I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT SO YEAH. PLUS YOU'RE IN THE OCEAN SCENERY. SO I'M GOING TO PAINT YOU. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
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SONUVABITCH CAN I LIFT UP MY ARMS THEN? SO IT'LL SHOW MY ARMPIT HAIR.THAT BE SEXY.I THINK IT'LL BE A BEST SELLER THEN.
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STRIKE A POSE. I'M SURE THERE'S WOMEN OUT THERE THAT ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAIRY UNDERARMS.
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Actually you might also wanna watch out for fisherman
They might stick you in a can of tuna
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You would think they could see I was half human half fish and just leave me alone
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