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Published: 2011-01-13 22:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 112664; Favourites: 2523; Downloads: 2403
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A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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Get some anger management you crazy bitch!
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It's the guys own fault. There is clearly a huge sign above his head.
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A dragon transformation....and her name is Lizzy....coincidence? Ha ha ha.
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Sorry if I might sound like insistent, but... could you let us see a little more of where this one is going to?
Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge-nudge.
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I agree with her though
5 OR LESS MOTHER FUCKER
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I approve of Draconian Transformation Lady and encourage more
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I try not to make people angry. You never know when they're going to turn into dragons.
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That's an scary angry lady 
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It's funny because it's true. I would react the same way if I weren't the one on express tills.
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You're toning down Jack. First Apsara chick who looks so...normal. 
WARNING! Wall of text and possible spoilers!
I do have a minor beef with the comic though. The first few pages in which she begins her transformation were really well done. Your dragons tend to come out of the same mould but this one was quite original. At first.
Later pages where her clothes start ripping apart the story and the artwork start to plateau. When she finally reaches the full-fledged form almost all her humanity is gone in the sense that the whiny cashier which attracted me to buying this art gets swallowed up in this seemingly "legendary" (and expressionless) dragon. The story also gets kinda draggy at the counting part, which I feel could have been better. The humor sorta gets sucked out around here.
Not trying to be a troll (despite my name), but as a paying customer, it's only natural to expect more out of something.
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We must always try to respect the limitations of the express aisle. Or else, teeth.
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XDDD sweet! dragon transformation! And being somebody who works as an express checkout clerk I agree....>:3
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Do these things still exist?
I thought they got replaced by those scan it yourself machines.
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Jesus, I took like 40 items on express on a frequent basis... it was always the customer the freaked out that they had too many.
Also, one single stick of gum? 
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i have no idea what happens next....there can be porn or slaughter...
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had you considered there might be both ?
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Something like this happened to my dad once, I think
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"Life isnβt divided into genres. Itβs a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography, if you're lucky."- Alan Moore
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are those five item isles real in the uk? or america? cus theyre moronic... in norway they have many normal checkouts so you can bring as many items as you want.
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Isn`t there a movie called teeth that is supposed to be a horror film but only seems to amuse girls and make boys puke about a girl that has teeth where no girl should have any?
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lol i thought i was the only one who knew about that piece of crap.
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Haven`t seen it though, a friend of mine told me to stay clear of that movie. He saw it because his girlfriend wanted to see it
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havent seen it either. i was desperate at blockbuster but not that desperate!
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it also doesnt help that her name is Lizzy, the lizard? XD
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im a checker at a store in my hometown and this shiz pisses me OFF!!!! WHAT THE HECK!? people will come through the 15 items or less line with a 300 dollar order and get defensive when i try to explain/suggest that "next" time it is better to go through the other lanes and not the express... it keeps things running smoothly. they say things like, "well, the other lanes had people in them and this one was open.." i say in my head... "Whore, you need to wait in line like EVERYONE else in this damn place!" what, does she think she is some kind of special case!? i just WISH i could say half the things on my mind to customers.. too bad id get fired..
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Damn XD I guess she really means 'Five Items Of Less' huh? XD
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Bahaha, I work at a grocery store, and I have moments like this every shift!
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Is there such a thing as a five items or less isle? I thought they only went down to ten items or less?
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That is one of my pet peeves as well. I look into peoples' carts, especially if I've just counted the items in my own, and I think "They're cheating and I want a bazooka, please."
A cute dragon chick is not something I would have thought to ask for.
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