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jollyjack — Five Items Or Less
Published: 2011-01-13 22:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 112657; Favourites: 2523; Downloads: 2403
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A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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LoL
To quote one of my favorite comedians ( the late George Carlin )
Cashier: Twelve packs of hot dogs !
Me: One item
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you draw the best charaters ever their faces are just great
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reminds me of that candid camera joke where they set up one of those 10 items or less lines and counted everything packs of crackers, grapes, cookies, etc
it pissed off a lot of people XD
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Alright I have a question. I know about The Kitty Hulk Syndrome that just happens spontaneously as you already explained. I also know about these human-animal creatures that were born the way they are. So here is my question. Why do these regular people change into these many assortments of Dragons Cats, Lizards, ect. Is there something about their world that does that to them. Or is it in their genetics and is caused by some kind of emotional state?
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. . . so what your saying is when they get emotional, Their emotional state decides to play F#$KING PINBALL WITH THEIR DNA!?
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There's a lady like that at my local bookstore/cafe. So what if my bagel is only a dollar, I still want my membership discount.
Hilarious. And a good warning.
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o.o...i think i wet my pants...no. wait. no its just juice.
...rly...she scares me...o.o...
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haha!!!!!........teeeeeeth..
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I'm guessing an "I'm sorry" at this point would be fruitless.
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As a former cashier at a supermarket, I feel that girl's frustration.
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cool! Poor gal.. such pent up frustration she has to deal with. Time for some payback
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she needs a vacation ... and a shot of anti-lanthrope vaxcine.
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PSA: Please don't piss off the minimum wage people. They're just as pissed to be there as you are pissed with them.
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I think I met her in real life before. O_o
Scary dragon lady was scary, yes she was.
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And she gets written up again for incinerating or eating a customer.
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Wow, that dude should of just kept his five items XD
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I'd be sorely tempted to mess with her, just to see her transform, dragons are AWESOME
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wow....id date her but would never want to piss her off
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I know how she feels! T-T
So many anoying people when working in a store!
Love it!
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the amazing thing is, i've actually had this experience before >>
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I used to be a cashier, I know how she feels.
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For what it's worth, I have never gone over the item limit of the express check out lanes. Not once. Because of this, I have never seen anyone transform into a dragon like this. Something tells me that I am lucky...
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People like that piss me off, too! And I'm not even a cashier!
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OMG, I love her! That's what I want to do, every damn time.
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my 89 year old grandma does the same thing, wheels her trolley of about 12-15 items through the express lane, but people are nice and realise she is CLEARLY old and give her a break.
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As opposed to boobies growing abnormally huge, I like this version almost as much.
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And this is why I treat all service industry personnel with decency and respect...
...never know when that cashier/waiter/waitress is really a dragon/angel/demon/demi-god in disguise.
Besides, the idiot could just ... you know, circle back around the counter and checkout again with the gum as his only item.
It's not rocket science.
Seriously.
Gawd.
o.o
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And then there's the idiots who can't read the price or label CLEARLY MARKED on the shelf below the improperly placed item.
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I can relate.....
....wish I could turn into a giant dragon too....
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He should have simply cashed that on a separate bill.
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Eeeeeek! Oh my! Poor girl! No wonder she's so stressed! Silly people that can't count *grumbles!*
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Awesome work here. Maybe it's just the area that I live in, but we seem to have the opposite problem, I spend no less than half an hour in the express lines because people just bring their full carts up and give the cashiers hell if they say anything.
We need more of her!
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