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YaboyPete In reply to ??? [2019-03-03 18:29:29 +0000 UTC]

At least you get the film Coco, but sadly you get a bartender with this deal assignment that is printed green

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Nyerguds [2019-03-01 20:16:20 +0000 UTC]

The Wall is actually at the north border, to keep out the filthy, filthy Canadians.

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Ankh-Infinitus In reply to Nyerguds [2019-03-02 05:33:37 +0000 UTC]

We're doing a good job keeping them out with our terrible health care system.

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fox-it In reply to ??? [2019-03-01 10:52:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG !!!Β  Β 

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mecha-phor In reply to ??? [2019-02-28 07:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Them Mexicans played you like a damn fiddle!

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PilloTheStar In reply to ??? [2019-02-26 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

So there's Mexico, New Mexico, and now The Mexican Union?

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SandTori In reply to ??? [2019-02-26 20:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Flawless. Logic.

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dragon42 In reply to ??? [2019-02-26 02:24:39 +0000 UTC]

Tou-chΓ©.

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elricgalen In reply to ??? [2019-02-25 12:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, when you consider Mexico's former borders...


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territor…

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veckthorr In reply to ??? [2019-02-25 11:26:48 +0000 UTC]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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anjuw87 In reply to ??? [2019-02-25 06:29:36 +0000 UTC]

While I disagree, that's still fuckin funny.

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HornyDevil69 In reply to ??? [2019-02-25 06:14:36 +0000 UTC]

it means jolly jack has trump derange syndrome

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fred1009 In reply to HornyDevil69 [2019-02-25 17:41:52 +0000 UTC]

The panty twisting reactions of Trump supporters to any satire or criticism of "The Great Leader" would suggest otherwise. Β  Β Β 

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HornyDevil69 In reply to fred1009 [2019-08-25 05:43:49 +0000 UTC]

only people twisting their pants are people hating on a president thats done more for America than the last 5 presidents combined, you people need to stop listening to the fake news, most of it is funded by the Clintons and silicon valleyΒ  the establishment to demonise trump, its all political and election tampering

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fred1009 In reply to HornyDevil69 [2019-08-25 05:56:31 +0000 UTC]

The Mango Mushroom Man does a lot to demonize himself with his own stupid tweets and bucket mouth. Do you really think childish name calling and insults helps the impression he makes on people? Β Β 

You forgot the NDS and the EJBWCE on your hate list.Β 

NDS = Nefarious Deep State
EJBWCE = Evil Jew Bankers Who Control EverythingΒ 

Enough said....

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Xailenrath In reply to ??? [2019-02-24 16:11:51 +0000 UTC]

"And Trump doesn't lie"...
I laughed til my sides hurt!
Thanks for making my day!

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lamontrobinsonart In reply to ??? [2019-02-24 05:32:37 +0000 UTC]

I should've recognized this as yours.Β  You've gone viral pretty much everywhere else on the net.

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Amana07 In reply to ??? [2019-02-23 23:40:50 +0000 UTC]

*facepalm* I swear to god, I don't know if the internet has made people dumber or if they were just this stupid to begin with and it's starting to ooze out like some festering boil that finally burst.Β  Stupidity is a plague, and it feels like the US is patient zero at times.Β  Love to move somewhere else but I don't have the $$$ and stupidity is a disease that's spread to every part of the world.Β 

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zfragger In reply to Amana07 [2019-02-25 06:42:36 +0000 UTC]

While I do agree that there is a lot of stupid stuff on the internet it is not making people stupid. It's the under funded and under staffed education system that is making people dumber. See it at work all the time as I'm stuck teaching the new guys fresh out of high school on how count, tell time, read the employee manual and interact with people in an acceptable manor as not to get them fired or the company sued.

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SamLeheny In reply to ??? [2019-02-22 10:27:20 +0000 UTC]

And thus Doublethink is born...

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Neillustrations [2019-02-21 18:37:28 +0000 UTC]

Niiiiiice

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Dragonstar1278 In reply to ??? [2019-02-21 06:34:41 +0000 UTC]

lol

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GhostShell5 In reply to ??? [2019-02-20 21:06:00 +0000 UTC]

They're here.....

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kastiak In reply to ??? [2019-02-20 18:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Such drama

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m0n0cr0me In reply to ??? [2019-02-20 10:43:36 +0000 UTC]

flawless reasoning ^_^

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Katfeathers In reply to ??? [2019-02-20 09:22:44 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

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CaptainHowardWebb In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 20:51:42 +0000 UTC]

So I've been in Mexico this whole time? Huh, that does explain a lot. Tamale anyone?

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Nebula9696 In reply to CaptainHowardWebb [2019-02-21 08:19:06 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget la crema!

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CaptainHowardWebb In reply to Nebula9696 [2019-02-22 01:41:25 +0000 UTC]

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simplysherbert In reply to CaptainHowardWebb [2019-02-20 23:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Si.

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Mastadon-King In reply to CaptainHowardWebb [2019-02-20 21:33:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm more of papusa kind of guy myself.

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Darkgon01 In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 20:34:35 +0000 UTC]

He basically said that surplus from the new nafta deal covered the money.Β 

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Mastadon-King In reply to Darkgon01 [2019-02-20 21:35:12 +0000 UTC]

He also said he deserves a Nobel Peace prize and that he somehow knows more than other politicians and military leaders who've been doing their jobs for decades.

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Darkgon01 In reply to Mastadon-King [2019-02-21 01:02:24 +0000 UTC]

And? All I said was he reasoned that he technically kept his promise, I don't see what those have to do with it.

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TerryWolfster In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 14:57:20 +0000 UTC]

It would be a desmadre!

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AuraVampyre In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 05:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Well at least now the president has his shiny massive monument to his own ego.

Can we see about trying to solve the actual issues which lead to illegal immigration now? instead of slapping a hugely over priced band-aid on it?

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Willdabeast-0305 In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 05:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Makes more sense than anything he's ever said.

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Kei-Waza In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 04:37:17 +0000 UTC]

If Mexico pays for the wall. . .they can put it anywhere they want.

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de-foole In reply to ??? [2019-02-19 03:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Truth be known... Until we took California from Mexico in 1849 by gunpoint, where I was born and live WAS part of Mexico. And the logic offered here is flawless. I dread to think how Brexit is going end where you are!

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bradbarry2 In reply to de-foole [2019-02-21 01:34:32 +0000 UTC]

You have a misguided view of history.Β  Texas was taken by force at the behest of the Texans.Β  California was purchased from Mexico after the war.Β  At the time, Mexico had almost no control over the area and it was sparsely populated.

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usversionofme In reply to bradbarry2 [2019-06-21 07:46:32 +0000 UTC]

Sorry to bring this back alive, but can we be completely honest here. The Americans ARE the original immigrants. In fact, scrap immigrants, Invaders is a better word. The same goes for Mexicans in Mexico by the way.

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DeepDark00-0 [2019-02-19 01:32:01 +0000 UTC]

...Β  That makes more sense than it ever should.

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NinjacopEx In reply to ??? [2019-02-18 23:48:08 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Flipdart In reply to ??? [2019-02-18 20:09:01 +0000 UTC]

Does that make him President of Mexico?

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AlvarV In reply to Flipdart [2019-03-07 21:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Please no

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Rather0ddEngine In reply to ??? [2019-02-18 17:58:46 +0000 UTC]

And all the while, I'm remembering Robin Williams, live on Broadway, with regards to what the Chinese said to Arnold:
Arnold: "I will build a wall."
The Chinese: "That will not f**king work."

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simplysherbert In reply to Rather0ddEngine [2019-02-18 19:39:58 +0000 UTC]

My favorite Robin Williams quote, at least I think is one of his, is one that has stuck with me today. "Because fuck you! That's why!" Its so applicable, to so many situations!

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ElectricARC In reply to ??? [2019-02-18 15:44:06 +0000 UTC]

The picture has more truth in it than you know.

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IHAWKINS In reply to ??? [2019-02-18 14:23:05 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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MaxxGothic In reply to IHAWKINS [2019-02-18 23:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Yup

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