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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43459; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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...You make a good point, sir. Slack cut!
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The way I see it, if you're gonna attract attention to a body part, you're asking people to look at it. Though I do think there's a double standard here (it's more acceptable for women to stare than for men) and being a lady, I get to look at whatever the hell I want. It also helps that I rarely feel awkward. However, if that's not the case, the best excuse is always "Sorry, I was just zoning out."
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I just saw something like this on the Big Bang Theory. C:
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are you wearing boxers in this comic?
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Oh, and these little IMOM panels too, if you read my message on your latest journal.
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If those women have butts that are "juicy" then they should see a doctor.
Butts shouldn't leak juice.
Stupid joke. XD
*ahem* But this is funny, even though it didn't happen. ^^
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mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek"
i laughed out loud
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If it says JUICY you have to check!!!
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I've gone beyond the need of the ninja booty peak, I now do the Fonzy wink and double guns if they catch me.
Never been slapped, they just think its cute.
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Come on girl, everyone knows guys just HAVE to look at your butt if you wear words on it! (It's still rude to stare, though)
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What does she know? You might just be an incredibly slow reader.
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See, it's kinda expected of you, It's weird when I do it because I'm a girl :/
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Only if it's a fat guy.
I actually stare at random guys asses all the time. Especially if they wear skinny jeans.
see guys, girls are pervs too we're just more discreet!
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LOL seriously, I mean if a guy wears skinny jeans he's just asking for everyone to stare at his ass
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Ha, don't I know that. My friend is always hitting me when she catches me >_>'' I'm sorry some ladies have got some pretty behind! >_> //shot
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I went shopping the other day and this girl had really tiny writing, and I was curious so I decided to get as close as possible (without seeming weird) so I could read it. I get as far in as 'Fact:' before she turns around and goes: 'You are the first girl to look at my ass in the 5 months I've had these. Are you a lesbian?' I just ran away quickly.
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man, I've been lucky, no one has caught me ... yet xD
Then again, I'd probably be like. .... "....yup. I also like to read, so." Or something... then shrug... then walk away before anything else can be said..
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Lol why wear pants like that if you don't want people looking?
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Hehehe, this makes me think of that 1-dimensional female character sheet you made.
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"Why yes it does now if you'll be so kind to turn back around so I can finish my read"
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I kinda do that too because I HAVE to read text, even if it's on another girl's butt.
Ofcourse I always stare too long because of my poor eyesight.
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I'm one of few women that absolutley refuses to wear words on my bum. It seems to me, you're inviting people to stare when you have words on the back of your pants.
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Eh, I always just look all I want. I look like a thug so so far noone dared complaining. Hehe. It does have it's perks.
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Reminds me of a con I was at, where the artist across from me was wearing a VERY short skirt which left her butt open for FULL VIEW. Every time she bent over, it was SHOWTIME(and Skinemax)... She bent way over repeatedly. Priceless!
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"ninja quick booty peek" is an evolutionary trait, where survival of the fittest eliminates those men who have not perfected the technique. I myself am a black belt at "ninja quick booty peek" ^^
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Last panel of you can be summed up like this:
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Well you need to ponder the philosophical aspects of the word as well as the relevance of its usage. Frankly it could take all day.
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Another example that people are addicted to reading >.>
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burn -_- (ive seen those on more on fat chicks then any one else i takes me three passes in a car to see what the word says XP)
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Dude. It DOES take five minutes to read "juicy". A minute for each letter. Then you gotta double check to see if you're reading it right, which could take anywhere from another five to ten minutes...
|D As a woman, I really shouldn't encourage things like this.
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Honestly, I've noticed the same problem. Especially with women who wear shirts with a word across their cleavage...yeah, if you don't want us to look...why?
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Kevin likes big butts and he cannot lie~ *bricked*
I love that fist panel you look like you're at peace there which emphasizes the intellect that is the third panel.
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Hahaha! That's cute. Seriously, though. If you have words printed on your butt you're going to have to expect more than a few "glancing eyes" here or there. Hm... maybe that's worth experimenting with... have the most absurd thing you can think of printed on your butt and watch where it goes from there... ;}
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eh male nature i suppose but you're right if she didn't want you to stare she wouldn't have worn pants that say something on the ass juicy no less XD
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Juicy is indeed a hard word to read... when it keeps jiggling...
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they shouldnt be allowed to complain if they are wearing that kind of stuff! i swear, and they think everyone lookin is being a perv when THEY basically asked for people to look at their ass!!!
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The real question is: Why to women wear those pants if they don't want you staring?
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