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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43461; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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I'm a chick, though I don't own a pair of those pants, and I wonder the same thing. D: Women are odd, odd creatures.
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Quite.
No offense but women seem to like insulting lion's mothers and then blame the lion when it bites their face off.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
Hopefully no lion's mothers were insulted.
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I guess he likes big butts and he he cannot lie.
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I can't agree with you more. This is why I don't buy things from VS. It's the same thing as those ridiculous "I'm better than your girlfriend" t-shirts.
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Oh that link! XD
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My god...Jamie Kennedy is STILL ALIVE!? O_O
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Why did your hitman not do his job or something? XD
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I used to trap people like that, wear something with brightly colored words printed on my ass and tease them when I caught people reading it.
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lol i agree with the whole you know pants hugs man
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Y'know... my little pony just asks for furry pr0n. The cute mark is on the ass, they obviously want people staring.
Its a conspiracy by all the slutty girls to merge quietly into the furry world without looking like a total freak.
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highschool was a distractions... for me as well :I
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You know women stare at other womens butts more than men.... gotta check out the competition. lol
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That, plus your signiture, I found funny.
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Oh good! -spreads joy about-
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Well if they're going around wearing pants with words across their butts, they should expect people to look. XD
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Some of those pants you can barely read whats of them >< So it's a valid point you'd be staring for so long XD
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I'm not experienced in the 
D:
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hahaha buuurn. but, really, I don't get why people wear pants like that anyways. >.<
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"What, you willingly let me stare at your butt for five minutes? Hmmm. 
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That was awkward
I always avoid writings on my pants for this very reason. How can you keep people from staring at them? They are meant to capture attention. And it's authomatic, for people, to read what the recognize as wrinting, since we learn to do that.
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Well of course as an artist XD π: 0 β©: 0
we study everything
You were... appreciating the font!
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Never got the interest in asses...
...Or in the front-asses either... :/
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The trick is to not show any emotion if you're about to get caught.
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I don't think, that staring on behinds makes you a pig... It's just natural 
Sometimes I dress with a really plunging neckline, and my bf an me go cat-walking on a boulevard or something and count the man who do the "ninja quick booty peek" ( or the ones who are simply staring)
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sometimes girls wear pants like that.... when the dont need to be if ya know what i mean @_@
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hahaha, well, you can always blame THEM
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Hee hee...though in all seriousness, the only person in control of my eyes is myself.
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yeah sure, keep telling you that! 
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I find myself staring sometimes too (and I'm a chick), though I haven't seen any women/girls with pants like that in a couple of years. God, I hope they've gone out of style, at least if only where I live.
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Those clothes are stupid, as well when it's a girl wearing something with text on the chest. xD I'm a girl and it's still awkward, I just reeaally wanna read everything...
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I've mastered that technique as well.
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"I have dyslexia."
Oh them people on the street, no they never miss a beat.
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Wow.. good defend there. But still busted in the end.. 
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Ponies. Sexist comic.
...sexist ponies comic?
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