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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43461; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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What bothers me the most is t-shirts with lots of small text in the chest area. It gets pretty awkward when I ask my friends to stand still and I stare at their boobs for a good 30 seconds.
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XD I hate it when girls do that. C'mon girls, cut guys a break, it's hard enough for them when we dress normally, not to mention with writing across our rears. lol
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Haha, how lovely! Totally relatable XD
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Great strip 
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good point, bad excecution
But it's still asking for it
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I think if you wear something with words across your butt (especially something like juicy or sexy) you're just asking people to stare at your butt. . .
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That happened to me today- being stared at, not doing the staring- except it was at my chest. He insisted he was innocently admiring the pattern of my shirt.
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Well, maybe word by word. XD
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I... I do this too...
I mean-- not wear pants with 'juicy' on them but the other thing 8D;
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always with them provocative writing on their butts with words like: lucky, sexy, pink... PINK, we get it, why are you ladies trying to give is guys blue!
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There are many subtle arts of the adult male. The "ninja quick booty peek" is only the first step on a long road young padawans. Listen to master Kevin and tho shall learn many!
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The trick is to say that you're dyslectic.
Works every time!
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He was trying to see her cutie mark.
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in late high school up to now in college i still haven't quite figured out the ninja way of peeking at the ladies (i guess cuz i didn't start as early as the guys) but now i'm ninja-checking-out anyone sexy, male or female.
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On some women it's okay... on others it's not.
Same goes for leggings/tights.
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Awesome, lol, I never try to hide when I'm lookin though
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Trust me. We KNOW you're looking... Even with your "ninja quick booty peek"
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Though, honestly, it's hard to think women don't WANT to be looked at when they dress like that. It's just that everyone is supposed to pretend that the "admiring the beautiful female form" isn't really happening... probably to put-aside the fears of "he's leering, not admiring"
Humans and their subtle social conventions can be mildly confusing @_@
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Haha very true. Honestly, I don't understand why women have such a problem being looked at anyway. So a dude thinks your hot... Somebody call the feds!!! Haha. It's one thing if they say something rude or try some touchy-touch but if he's just looking, then take it as a compliment and move on. Plus, I check out hot men ALL THE TIME, sometimes I even say something (if I know the guy) so it would be quite hypocritical of me to get offended when they do the same.
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Oh gosh. The last time this happened to me. It was with my stalker. My school had P.E shorts with it's annitals on it.
His excuse.
I forgot thats what it said.
But, XD I love this
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I can't stand that look. It's fine and whimsical on underwear, but I do NOT like watching "booty" and "icious" (that's right, no L) bounce up and down alternately when I'm standing in line somewhere. x_x;
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That would never happen to me! I know how not to get caught!>
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"Why do you have pants that have Shakespeare's 122 sonnet printed on the back?"
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i want those pants! XD make them!
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"Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain
Full character'd with lasting memory,
Which shall above that idle rank remain
Beyond all date, even to eternity;
Or at the least, so long as brain and heart
Have faculty by nature to subsist;
Till each to razed oblivion yield his part
Of thee, thy record never can be miss'd.
That poor retention could not so much hold,
Nor need I tallies thy dear love to score;
Therefore to give them from me was I bold,
To trust those tables that receive thee more:
To keep an adjunct to remember thee
Were to import forgetfulness in me."
Phht, and we though "Juicy" was provocative. That girl's just ASKING for sex now.
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XDDD yeah that should totally be available at walmart
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Something tells me nobody would buy that at Walmart XD
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I glance at tits and ass and I don't give a f^*k
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Whahahaa so much reactions....JUICY!
So letΒ΄s pretend that is not a word written there, on that spot on jeans with the sole purpose of tracking attention. LetΒ΄s pretend this chick doesnΒ΄t need it. LetΒ΄s pretend Kevin can read and write, and doesnΒ΄t have some kind of writing computer that writes down everything he says.....
NOW WHERE IS ALL THE FUN GONE????
good one Kevin!
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Looking at booty is like looking at the sun. Only take quick peeks; staring for too long will cause damage.
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I was caught in the same situation, My response was, "Turn back around, I'm proofreading."
It's amazing what doesn't get you a smack in the face nowadays.
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It's true, words draw the eye- I don't think a lot of the girls who wear them understand what they are doing.
I hate that those pants exist!
A friend of mine calls them "billboard pants"
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I totally get what your saying, I was tempted to get a shirt I saw in the store the other day, it was a black shirt with teeny tiny bright orange writing across the boobs which read "If you can read this, you are within slapping distance" lol. but seriously, women who wear those pants are showing off the goods. Maybe if more men became *cough* 'avid readers' they would stop wearing them XD
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Damn, those sound like the best shirts EVER! Though I haven't seen anybody wear them around here yet... or maybe I just haven't gotten within slapping distance? x3
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maybe, lol. I don't know how old it was, I saw it at a thrift store a friend took me to. I wish they had more though!
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They're advertising it so Imma stare at dat ass.
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I love when you draw yourself with your glasses on.
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To be honest, I do the same thing. >_>;; Of course, people either a) don't think much about it because I'm a girl, or b) get ansty because there just might be a lesbian staring at their ass.
They make it too easy, though. D:
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i request this be redone to show the much more likely ending to this situation
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