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[Scene Change! Pool]
Christeen: As I was saying before, because of Brittany's attack, the Bucking Seahorses get an advantage.
Bryan: What are we doing though?
Christeen: I'm getting there! Jeez. Simply, two people per team will compete; one will be the bait, while the other will dive for the food. Hopefully your partner saves you before…well… [Pretends to cut her head off] Best two out three wins.
Lindsay: O_O [Gulp]
Christeen: Pick your first players!
[Bucking Seahorses]
Clover: Sarah, we should totally be partners!
Brittany: Buh- but
[Janitor's Closet! Brittany]
Brittany: Nya! Clover and Brittany are getting too close. If they become closer friends than me and Sarah, then I'll lose my alliance. Very bad!
[Static.]
Sarah: Actually I think I'll work with Brittany. Sorry Cloves.
Brittany: [In head: Yes!]
[Crashing Ravens]
Lindsay: So...who wants to die first?
Kevin: Alexis?
Alexis: Uh…Sure..
Kevin: Boo yah!
[Christeen whispers to Trey and Devon, they tie up Brittany and Alexis, and hang them over the pool.]
Alexis: Huh?!
Christeen: How else are the sharks gonna get ya?
Alexis: [Looks down nervously]
Kevin: Don't worry, I'll save you my love! [Dives into the water]
Alexis:
Clover: Sarah I hate water.
Sarah: Why?
Clover: My cousin was swimming in a lake- or was it a pool? And he got a ringworm in a very uncomfortable place.
Sarah: Do you think I could get one here?
Clover: Maybe.
Brittany: Hello, Sarah! Save me! [Shark bites at her butt] I’m scared of sharks, Sarah, seriously! Save meeee! [Flails]
Alexis: Kevin! [Shark jumps out the water]
Kevin: [Pops out of the water] Here sharkie! [Shark swims to the food]
Christeen: Round one to the Crashing Ravens!
Brittany: Get me down! Get me down! [Starts kicking]
Christeen: Sure! [Cuts the rope]
Brittany: Ahhh! [Falls on Bianca] Soft landing.
Bianca: Oww.. I think my arm is broken...
Christeen: Luckily you signed the release forms! We'll be right back after a commercial break.
[Cuts to commercial]
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[Fades back to scene]
Christeen: Welcome back to Total Drama HighSchool! Due to Bianca's 'injury', she won't be able to participate in this challenge anymore. I'm going to choose the partners now, so Bryan and Humberto against Andrea and…Ryan!
Bryan: But Humb--
Christeen: Hup!
Andrea: And Rya--
Christeen: Hup hup! Shut it up!
[Janitor's Closet! Bryan]
Bryan: I don't want my life to end like this!
[Janitor's Closet! Andrea]
Andrea: Why did she put me with that psychotic imbecile Ryan?! He's the last person I want to work with!
Christeen: [Over the 2 way mic] That's why I chose him for you!
Andrea: Aren't these supposed to be private?
Christeen: ...
[Static.]
Ryan: [Puts his arm on Andrea's shoulder] Don't worry buddy! If I can conquer Koalakanaka and learn the meaning of Christmas, I know for sure I can save a badly tempered, stuck up, obnoxious girl! [Smiles and jumps in the water]
Andrea: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!! I'm going to KILL you Ryan! [Starts kicking]
Clover: [Under her breath] Finally someone thinks the same.
Sarah: …You didn’t conquer Koalanakwa!
Ryan: CONQUERING KOALANAKWA AND LEARNING THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS THE SAME THING WOMAN!
Andrea: …I’m going to die here at the arms of a bomb-wielding psycho boy with koala issues.
[15.65 minutes later a bomb blows up underwater and a shark flies out]
Bryan: Ahh!! A shark!!
Andrea: Oh shut up ya big baby!
Ryan: [Comes to the surface] I, Ryan, Conqueror of Koalakanaka, have found the food! [Sharks swim to him]
Sarah: You didn’t conquer Koalanakwa!
Ryan: DON’T TEST ME WOMAN!
Andrea: Took long enough. But at least we won.
Christeen: You would have, but Humberto already found the sharks some food.
[Sharks are chewing on 'Humberto'.]
Andrea: But that's not fair! Humb-
Christeen: Hup! No butts!
Andrea: [Crosses arms and scowls]
Sam: [Looks up] Don't make ugly faces, it might get stuck like that. [Keeps on reading]
Andrea: [Glares at Sam]
Christeen: Final Round! Jeanette and Sam against John and Jamie!
Jeanette: I'll dive so you can finish reading your yaoi manga.
Sam: [Looks up] Huh? Oh okay thanks! It's getting to the good part, you want to see?!
Jeanette: [Backs up] Um... no thanks.
Sam: You'll come around; they always do... [Evil grin]
Jamie: I can probably swim faster, so you hang okay?
John: Sure, whatever.
Christeen: Ready, Dive!
Jamie: [Goes under, and pops back up] Found it!
John: Wow your fast!
Jamie: Yay, I'm good. Here sharkies! [Shakes the bag of food]
Jeanette: [Pops out of the water] No over here!
[One shark swims to each of them]
Jamie: So it's a tie?
Christeen: Actually, the rules declared by Miss Christeen McClean, a very hot girl I must add, state that the hanger has to be hanging. Since John's feet are touching the ground, he's not hanging completely. Therefore, you lose.
Bucking Seahorses: [Cheer]
Sarah: Uh, you guys we lost..
Bucking Seahorses: [Boo]
Christeen: Congrats on your win Ravens! I'll see you at the elimination tonight.
Lindsay: But we won? We have immunity.
Christeen: True, you did win, but I said nothing about immunity.
[Flashback]
Christeen: Simply, two people per team will compete, one will be the bait, while the other will dive for the food. Hopefully your partner saves you before..well..[pretends to cut her head off] Best two out three wins.
[Flashback\]
John: So that means...we won!
Bucking Seahorses: [Cheer]
[Scene Change! Girl's Bathroom]
Brittany: [Washing hands] We got lucky this time.
Clover: You can say that again. [Giggles]
Brittany: You two could have cost us the challenge. Then one of you would of been sent home, now is that good for the alliance girls?
Sarah: We're sorry Britt, I just didn't want to get a ringworm you-know-where. [Points down]
Brittany: It's a school swimming pool, Sarah! The worst that can happen is that you swim in some other kids pee!
Clover: Well, the school could have a lock down; trapping us all inside while a huge tornado is raging outside. Meanwhile a space monkey crashes a rocket ship, knocking a meteor of course, and it crashes into our school leaving no evidence of our existence.
Brittany: Besides the point Clover! You two need to step it up, okay?
Sarah and Clover : [Nod]
Brittany: Okay then. [Turns off the water] I'm heading back to the room, you coming?
Sarah: Yup.
Clover: I'll be there in a sec.
Sarah: Okay, see ya later. [Exits bathroom with Brittany]
Bianca: [Opens stall door] Hello Clover.
Clover: [Turns around] Bianca! You-
Bianca: [Starts washing hands] Yes, I know all about your little alliance. And I will tell everyone.
Clover: No! Please, please, please don't! I'm on my hands and knees!
Bianca: I think your on some pee too.
Clover: Eww! Eww! Eww!
Bianca: Pay attention! I won't leak your secret, if you work with me and guarantee my safety in the next few eliminations. Got it?
Clover: [Nods]
Bianca: Good, and lets not tell Sarah and Brittany about this little deal.
Clover: [Sighs] Okay.
Bianca: Okay, but remember if you ever, ever go against me you'll be the next to go. [Smiles sweetly] Later Clover! [Leaves the bathroom]
[Janitor's Closet! Clover]
Clover: Mess with Clover, she messes with you. No way I’m not fighting back.
[Janitor’s Closet! Andrea]
Andrea: I’m voting off Ryan and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone! After the koalas he released last week, and all the bombs, he HAS to go!
[Janitor’s Closet! Sam]
Sam: @w@ [Reads yaoi]
[Scene Change! Detention Hall Ceremony]
[Christeen is in a judge outfit leaning on a podium with a gavel on it. She is not amused.]
Christeen: Order in the classroom! Ravens, let’s face it; you guys SUCKED this week! I mean, look at the first challenge! Only Jeanette won! That’s one out of five! That’s—
Andrea: We get it.
Christeen: [Glares] Annnyways. You might be wondering why I summoned you here, Seahorses.
Clover: No, not really. What’s with the judge outfit?
Christeen: Jeez, what’s with everyone and the ‘tude today! Gosh! And what can I say? I’m feeling a little judgmental today.
Kevin: Uhhhh… [Unzips pants and pulls out a marshmallow] Want one? 8D
Christeen: …Anyways. Being the awesome person I am, I’m going to give the Bucking Seahorses another benefit for, uh…No specific reason… [Looks at Brittany] This week, instead of YOU voting each other off, the Bucking Seahorses will say who’s getting the boot.
Andrea: Bu—
Christeen: HUP! [Throws a book at Andrea]
Sam: Ooh! Volume 4 is out! [Swipes]
Andrea: …Um?
Christeen: Seahorses, you have 5 minutes. Recess. [Bangs gavel]
[Janitor’s Closet! Clover, Brittany, and Sam]
Sam: Why do you think that Christeen let us vote off the other team’s people?
Brittany: >.>
Clover: I dunno, but whatever the reason, it’s definitely in our favor.
Brittany: <.<
Sarah: Maybe she got bribed? She hasn’t been barking at anyone for coffee lately.
Brittany: >.>
Clover: Yeah and—Brittany, why are you so quiet?
Brittany: O_O Nyaa! [Flails and falls]
[Janitor’s Closet! Bryan]
Bryan: Okay, Jeanette is awesome, but she’s pretty much the only good person on the other team. Plus she won’t pay back the nickel she owes me!
[Static.]
Christeen: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Bryan: Yeah, uh—
Christeen: HUP!
Bryan: …The jury finds the defendant…Jeanette, guilty!
Christeen: Actually, I just wanted you to say a name and go, but that works too.
Bryan: Augh!
Jeanette: Whoa! I have to go? But the party's just started!
Christeen: Order in the classroom! Yes. Go.
Jeanette: You can't vote me off! You need me! I'm the token black character!
John: The token black character is ALWAYS the first to go in horror movies.
Jeanette: ...Touché. I'll get my things! [Runs]
Kiara: [Senior] [Senior] She's making a run for it! Quick, get the tranquilizer, Steven.
Jeanette: You'll never get me alive! [Climbs up John's legs]
John: Whoa! ...Just a little higher...
Kiara: [Senior] [Senior] Steven, get him!
Steven: [Senior] [Senior] I have to do everything around here. [Climbs up John]
John: Three's a crowd! [Tries to kick Steven off]
Steven: [Senior] [Senior] It's good enough for me.
[Steven shoots the tranquilizer at John's leg, annoyed. John falls to his knees, apparently unconscious. Jeanette falls off and Steven grabs her by the arms.]
Steven: [Senior] [Senior] Oh, who am I kidding, this is fun. [Throws into the bus]
Christeen: Byebye, Jeanette! [Waves]
All: O_O
Christeen: ^_^ Dismissed.
[Janitor's Closet! John]
John: What...the...fu--
[Static.]
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Comments: 40
O_O Nyaa! [Flails and falls]
Favorite part. BIANCA BETTER NOT MESS UP BRITTANY'S ALLIANCE. GRR.
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I liked Bianca..until I saw she might mess up the alliance.
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Baww, I made her evil, EVIL!!
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ARGH.Poor Clover! Does Ryan have an invisible koala that lives in his belly button? Me and my cousin do! (My cousin's koala's name is Koalie, and mine's name is Josh. 
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He might if you just believe! xD
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haha. this is my favorite one so far. nice job
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Yay, you read it?! ;D Thanks!
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AHAHHA! COMMERCIAL! Token Black? Where have I heard that before? 8D
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It means like, when you NEED to have a black character in your show, or else you're being racist. XD
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Ahaha! Really? I was thinking of Token Black from South Park.
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Lolz, well at least you get his name now!
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Ahaha. Yes. I do now. ^^ I'm glad it was in this. Can't wait for the next one!
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Hehe, thank you! And remember, you have access to the TDH planning forums.
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Oh yes. Thank you very much. ^^
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LOl I like the commercial part too! (BTW This is Cahentina)
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great surprise in the story. I never saw it comming.
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"Uhhhh… [Unzips pants and pulls out a marshmallow] Want one? 8D" XD
...Just a little higher...XD those were funneh funneh quotez.
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Lol I like the commercial break.
'Feel the Bran. Feel the Flake. Feel the bran Flake in yo Mouth!'
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A small personal bit. X3 I think.
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Yes, I'm so totally Stoked!!!
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I dunno, I just thought I'd make a pretty much useless pun.
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Well it's already been made. 
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