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Lets-Get-Saiko — Ep4: Funds are Fun Pt2
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Once again, first to make art gets it posted over the ? above~
1 of 7 contest winners are introduced in this episode, making a total of 4/7 since the series started.
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[SCENE CHANGE: TRACK FIELD, 1 HOUR LATER]
Christeen: Hope you all enjoyed your…leftover bath.
Shawn: [Vomits]
Andrea: Oh, not this again. [Vomits too]
Brittany: [Vom--
Bryan: [Puts a hand over Brittany's mouth] No. We are NOT doing this again! Arrghh!
John: Oh, you know you like it.
Bryan: Gahh!
Christeen: Hey, enough of the chitty-chat. Onto the second part of today's challenge: The Cookie Throw.
Clover: Cookie throw? Doesn't seem so bad...I used to throw horseshoes a lot. And pretzels. And bowling balls, and…
Christeen: Oh no, not regular cookies. THOSE cookies. [Points upwards]
Bryan: ...How the hell did you get a freaking giant baby with a box of cookies?
Christeen: It was not easy, my friend...I'll never be the same way again. [Wipes away a tear] ...Anyways, enough of that crap. Your objective is to get your team and race to the top, stealing a cookie from the baby before the other team does. Once you get it, you and your entire team must then carry it to the OTHER side of the school to serve it to the seniors. [Winks] It's Brent's birthday.
Andrea: That's it?
Christeen: Yeah, that's it. [Evil grin]
Shawn: What's that face for?
Christeen: ...Teams, start the challenge!
Bryan: Auughh...How do we get that giant...baby...to give us that damn cookie?!
Jamie: [Prods Shawn] Shawnshawn! You haven't had a ton of action yet, go get it!
Shawn: Okaaaay...
[Shawn approaches the giant baby, which looks back down to him.]
Shawn: Hey, uh...kid thing. Can I have a cookie? Give me the cookie!
Giant Baby: [Coos] Ahh ahh! [The giant baby surprisingly gives the cookie to shawn, but instead of nicely, he rudely drops it on top of him, crushing him.]
Shawn: Er...I can't breathe...
Clover: Oh, quit cher whining. We gotta haul up this cookie!
Brittany: To save Shawn?
Clover: No! To win the challenge!
Brittany: ...Oh.
Jamie: What are we waiting for! Let's haul up this baby! Er...cookie, I mean.
Bryan: Argh...Do I have to?
All: YES!Bryan: Fine...
[The Bucking Seahorse all stand around the cookie, counting to three and hoisting it up together, to life it off of Shawn, and immediately start walking to the other side of the school.]
Brittany: My back hurts...
Clover: Keep moving!
Shawn: [Still on floor]...Owwww....
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Ryan: I say that we blow up the baby!
All: O_ORyan: ...In a figure of speech.
All: >_>;Andrea: How did the other team get it so fast?!
Lindsay: Doesn't matter! The point is that WE need the cookie!
Vera: And we'll do that...how?
Kevin: I have a solution...
[Kevin walks a good distance away from the crowd, and starts waving his arms at the baby. It coos and crawls over to him.]
Kevin: Now, buddies, now!
Andrea: But how the heck do we get inside the box?
Ryan: BLOW IT UP!
All: NOOO!Ryan: :c
Jeanette: Let's just tip over the dang box!
Sam: Oh, how bout we find something lazier to do?
Kevin: Just tip the box dangit!
Lindsay: Do it!
[The Crashing Ravens assemble on one side of the box, and instantly push the box over.]
Jeanette: Now how to we get the dang cookie over there?!
Ernesto: Do what they're doing and lift it, missy!
Kevin: Don't leave without me, guys!
[Kevin rejoins with the group, who then pick up the cookie and scatter off the best they could. The baby picks up his box of cookies and resumes with what he was doing.]
Andrea: Don't let me trip! I can’t see!
Sam: Gah, this is boring. [Drops cookie]
Andrea: OWW! That was my foot, dammit!
Sam: Sorry.
Andrea: Sorry?! It hurts!
Sam: Oh, it'll heal.
Andrea: ...[Walks around the cookie and gets ready to punch Sam]
Lindsay and Vera: [Grabs Andrea]
Andrea: Let me go!
Lindsay: We don't have time for fighting! We gotta catch up!
Kevin: Yeah, go fight after this. 8D
Andrea: Fine...[Picks back up the cookie]
Jeanette: Are you gonna carry this or what?
Sam: How about no?
Jeanette: [Kicks]
Sam: Ow! Fine. [Picks it up too]
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Sarah: They're way behind us!
Jamie: Then keep going!
Clover: Are we almost there?
John: It's not THAT heavy.
All: ...John: What?
Jamie: You carry it, John!
John: But it's too heavy!
Brittany: B.S.!
John: ...>_> So?
Brittany: Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit...
John: Alright, alright! [Carries whole cookie and casually walks to the other side of the school]
Brittany: Yay!
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Kevin: So, Alexis, what's doin?
Alexis: Uh...nothing.
Ryan: WHOA. Was that a WORD I just heard?
Alexis: Erm...
Kevin: Oh, stop it, Ryan. I'm trying to FLIRT here!
Alexis: Uh...ha ha...
Kevin: ^_^
Andrea: Gah...we're far behind. Walk faster, people! Er…wait…Alexis, ANOTHER hair change?
Alexis: Er…
Sam: It's not easy for us, ya know.
Andrea: Just do it!
Sam: D:<
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Bryan: Haha! We're here!
Brent: [Playing a video game] High score! Oh, my cookie's here? Sweet!
Jamie: YOU'RE Brent?
Brent: No, My name is Murdoc, king of the sea. Not queen, like Aqua Man.
Sarah: Oh...kay...
Lindsay: Oh crap, we lost!
Christeen: Not exactly...
Andrea: What?
Christeen: Well...you see...
[Flashback]
"...Once you get it, you and your entire team must then carry it to the OTHER side of the school to serve it to the seniors..."
[End Flashback]
Christeen: You see?
Andrea: ...What the hell was that? We can't see TV clips!
Christeen: Oh, for the love of...You had to get your ENTIRE team to deliver the cookie, Seahorses!
Jamie: So we shouldn't of let John carry it?
Christeen: No, that was fine, but you left Shawn on the ground! He's in the Nurse's Office right now.
Bryan: Arrgh...We lost!
Brittany: No fair! Nofairnofairnofairnofair!
Christeen: ENOUGH! God, you freshmen are SO annoying. Detention Hall ceremony, now!
[JANITOR'S CLOSET: BRYAN]
Bryan: You know who was REALLY unhelpful? Sh--
John: You coming out of the closet yet?
Bryan: In a sec--FU--
[JANITOR'S CLOSET: Brittany]
Clover: Shawn cost our team the win. So bye bye.
[SCENE CHANGE: SHAWN:]
Shawn: Ow...I'm hurting really bad. How is that my fault? I vote off Clover...
[Static.]
Christeen: Okay, so this time around, we're making the Detention Hall Ceremony a little more interesting...
Bryan: How?
Christeen: I'M GETTING TO THAT, BRYAN. [Sighs and puts hand on forehead]
Clover: What, miss your latte this morning?
Christeen: YES. Now, can I get on with this already?
Bryan: Just do it!
Christeen: ...<_<...Well, here's how it's gonna work; I have 9 report cards in front of me. They each have 1 final grade on them: either an A or an F. The one to get a failing grade goes home. I will now read them aloud...
Bianca- A …
Jamie- A …
Bryan- <_<...A...
Clover- A…
Humberto- ...A?!…
Sarah- A…
John- A …
Bryan: Auugh, yeah!
Christeen: Two people sit in front of me...Brittany, and Shawn.
Brittany: [Gulps]
Christeen: Brittany, this is only the second time that the Bucking Seahorses lost, yet both times you managed to be the final 2. You got it this time because you were the first one of your team to fall through your trap door.
Brittany: :c
Christeen: And Shawn, you got it because you not only answered an easy question wrong, but also got a cookie to fall on you, thus not being with your team for the win.
Shawn: Does that mean I lost?
Brittany: Yeah, does it?
Christeen: Not exactly. The person who lost in this episode of TDH is...
...Shawn. You got an F. But hey, at least you can keep this report card as a souvenir.
Brittany: Aww, byebye Shawn! [Hugs]
Jamie: Ta-ta, Shawn; I barely knew thee.
Shawn: Bye, I guess. [Gets on the Bus of Self-Pity and drives off]
Brittany: ...I'm screwed next week, aren't I?
[Static.]
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Comments: 49
Aw, Shawn was cool.
I liked how he was that guy who just sat there in the janitors closet...
Shawn: 8D
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Hehe, I didn't really know what lines to give him. XD;
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but it made up his personaaaalityyyyy
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Well, yeah, that is him. XD
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umm? xD
:icontdh-vera :Lindsay and Vera: [Grabs Andrea]
it said that, you forgot to put the colon next to Vera D:
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Oh, thank you for catching that! D:
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Just wait until Episode 9: THOUSAAAAAAAAAND...part 1. 8D
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I just liek sayign OVER 9,000!
Why are we sayign OVER 9,000?!
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o and just so everyone knows. . . yes i am really that tall
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does it matter? and should i join a tribe?
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i'll send you a request soon..
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Aww! Why Shawn? XD! GO KEVIN! He's so awesome! 8D! I'm offically his fan now! ^^
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Kevin is so awesome! XDD He licked my knee for no random reason once. Er...twice. >.> I should put that in there~
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Ahaha! That would be funny! ^^ Maybe he wanted to see what your knee tasted like or something? ^^
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Haha, maybe.
Me, him, Sarah, and Sarah's sister were in her woods/backyard, and we ran onto the field and fell on the floor, and he was in a ball on the floor and was just silent and unmoving. So I sat next to him, and then BAM. He randomly licked my knee and I was screaming/laughing.
The second time we were at lunch, talking about it, and he asked permission and did it again. XD
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Awww! That seems cute and weird! ^^ I'm a total Kevin fan now! 8D! Can you tell him that? XD
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Okay, next time I see him. XDD
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Haha, totally stole the line from your audition. :3
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well that is something he would say. x3 and then grab a cookie and pig out xD
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Lulz, he'll have more appearances. XD
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Thank you. ^^ Any ideas for his next couple of lines?
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im not sure, i gess it depends on whats going on i gess
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Well, I'll try to keep him in character, and if I didn't get it right you can let me know. XDD
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alright then i will ^__^
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So you're the one that suggested that?
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I think so, and then John helped with the exact words a bit.
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heh, it was funny, and john would stop talking about it on the bus.
"closet, bryan"
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