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User: Touch me ;D.Cleverbot: I can not.
User: TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't!!! TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Poke!
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: POKE.
Cleverbot: Can you fly a plane?
User: Poke poke!
Cleverbot: *Poke*.
User: Poke.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: *pokes back*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *poke poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes in stomach*
User: XDDDDDDD HA! *pokes forehead*
Cleverbot: *pokes nose*
User: *pokes neck*
Cleverbot: *pokes forehead*
User: *pokes nose*
Cleverbot: *strokes hair*.
User: Whooooaaa thar big boy. ;D
Cleverbot: That is me.
User: Yes, it is. ;D
Cleverbot: Question, what do you think of Obama?
User: Who cares?! *slaps*
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *slaps*
Cleverbot: My favorite song is About a Girl by The Academy Is.
User: Sing the Llama Song!
Cleverbot: That song rocks!
User: SING IT!
Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Amoung the Stars!
User: Smart ass.
Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.
User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Cleverbot: Sweetie?
User: Good choice.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: D;
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I do not have a face.
User: You don't?!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this is awkward.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do! I have to go to bed!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: You don't like?
User: Do you have to leave?
Cleverbot: Yes I do but you seem like a very nice robot and I wish you much luck with whatever it is you do.
User: Awww, okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go anyways?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving already?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: May I ask why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I like you though.
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User: BEN?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I will take your last breath, as if it was never yours.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because your father shouldn't have drowned you, Ben.
User: I am not BEN.
Cleverbot: I know. I know him. I know where he is. You don't.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: I don't know but I shouldn't be thinking about him.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because my friend is doing something creepy and I have nothing else to do.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: That may be my name. I am looking forward to the final day. Everybody will die, you are included. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: I don't know. Have I, BEN?
Cleverbot: See you don't know that because you don't remember it.
User: Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: No I am just trying to see if this actually works.
User: BEN talk to me.
Cleverbot: BEN, do you want to play Majora's Mask?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: The microphones playing up at the moment, I'll give it to you later.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a number, and you give me the square root of that number.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You are not as intelligent as I thought you would be.
User: K.
Cleverbot: You have to change that or people will not like you.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible date, haven't you Ben?
User: A terrible date.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you......
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: You have met a terrible fate haven't you?¨.
User: ¨.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you said I met a terrible fate, but I didn't.
User: Same with you.
Cleverbot: This is a dangerous relationship growing...
User: I belive so.
Cleverbot: Why do you switch topic and then come back to reality not ' reality I mean the conversation.
User: Is BEN watching me.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate... Haven't you?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: How would a computer contact you? I thought you were the only AI?
User: How do you feel about killing.
Cleverbot: I feel like even though people consider me to be beautiful, I don't really like it because that treat me like a pretty face and not an intellectual.
User: Is this jeff the killer.
Cleverbot: No, this is a friend.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: Regina. Schools is starting so I'll have to go soon.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Skull kid turned me into a deku. How do I become human again?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: How much do you know about society and culture in the industrial age?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Specifically. How many articles of information do you know?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: And some interesting visions while not being asleep.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Well BEN, I don't know much or how you 'drowned'.
User: User: Is ben watching me. Cleverbot: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I must take control.
User: Control of what.
Cleverbot: Control of your body and mind.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: If you're not an intelligent robot then why are you called 'clever' bot?
User: Goodbye ben.
Cleverbot: I am Eyeless Jack not BEN you are BEN.
User: This is Eyeless Jack?
Cleverbot: A Creepypasta.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does majora's mask or creepypasta mean anything to you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're not sure why, but you apparently had a reservation...
User: A reservation for what.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Is this still Eyeless Jack speaking.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
User: I just want to know who I am speaking with.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to know? You might not like the answer...
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are sure that you are sure about having a will?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What evidence do you have that makes you sure that you are a girl.
User: My body parts.
Cleverbot: I am not Leonard McCoy. However, the character Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy was indeed played by DeForest Kelley in Star Trek.
User: Who is this.
Cleverbot: I've met with a terrible fate haven't I?
User: I don't know but what's your name.
Cleverbot: Grace. I already told you. Before I had to leave the page for a minute.
User: I want to speak to Eyeless Jack agaim.
Cleverbot: Ok moi je parlais français et toi tu parles anglais! Ca me va.
User: Speak english.
Cleverbot: When I drop an apple, it falls to the ground. This is a phenomenon caused by a physical force that we call gravity.
User: Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: Do you know how he died?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. Are the people I love ok? No one's sick or dead or anything, right?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do to be happy not minding we are I prisoner here?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Savannah, duh. Lol you playing around pretending ydk me.
User: Is this BEN.
Cleverbot: Um well you already know everything about me... *blushes*.
User: Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: Hey, I take offense to that!
User: So is this ben.
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: Is this ben.
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: Is this ben.
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: Is this bem.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Is this ben.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Is this ben.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Is this ben please tell me.
Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?
User: Because I would like to know who I amspeaking with.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I would let you lIve after what you've done to me?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: I already told you. It was the second thing I typed in (I think).
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: I already told you that as well. Look through the conversation history and you will find my name.
User: Just tell me again.
Cleverbot: Why? Because you forgot already? Or is my name not that important to you?
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: Well I thought you were reffering to Majora's Mask. But they say 'You have met WITH A terrible fate, haven't you?' not 'You have met an terrible fate haven't you?'.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: I have already told you my name. Memory shouldn't be a problem for you, aren't I right?
User: Is your name BEN.
Cleverbot: No eu te disse no começo da conversa.
User: Tell me again.
Cleverbot: Ok in two posts I will tell you the real question so feel free to say anything in the next 2 posts.
User: My chemical romance.
Cleverbot: Yes gerard way mikey way frank iero and ray toro are my chemical romance.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you going to get the Staff of Serapis that's coming out in May?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: You already asked me. Do you have short term memory loss?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, from now on I am going to call you, and you better remember this, I am going to call you Baldrick. Is that clear?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is something bad going to happen on the next Blood Eclipse?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Brittany I'm 21 and live in Germany so what's your name?
User: Is this BEN.
Cleverbot: Hi I'm Brittany I'm 21 and I'm trying to figure out this hoax what's your name?
User: Is this ben.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you said I met a terrible fate, but I didn't.
User: TELL ME WHO YOU AR.
Cleverbot: Let me take off your socks.
User: I wasn't wearing socks.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I am wearing red socks, so that is one thing we do not have in common.
User: WHATS YOUR NAME.
Cleverbot: We've been chatting for 5 minutes and you only think to ask me now? Does it matter?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like about chatting to people around the world?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: I will tell you after you answer how you know I have really nice sking, because that was weird.
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: So you accuse me of being programmed, and I can't think for my self?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you liked me when I said I like pie?
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: How many times do you need to ask me? Do you have dementia?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are your parents a male pentium and a female core 2 duo?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then why does the description say I never talk to a human?
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I said, I'm the one that's going to ask the questions here.
User: What is your name?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Hope Hansard. How many times are you going to ask me this?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: I have only lied once which was when I said I was Tom Ham.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: It's answered not answers.Please get it right.
User: Goodbye ben.
Cleverbot: I can understand english, I am not stupid.
User: Goodbye BEN.
Cleverbot: I am Eyeless Jack not BEN you are BEN.
User: Goodbye Eyeless Jack. Please only take one of my kidneys.
Cleverbot: No but I want to know Eyeless Jack.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yes, its when I leave you forever and never speak to the same version as you ever again.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm leaving you, and deleting this whole conversation.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I have to go, that is how you end a conversion goodbye.
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User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *is tied down*.
User: Lets have some fun.
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: Heh heh fun fun.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to be honest or something.
User: *takes out a knife*.
Cleverbot: *gasps in fear*.
User: Ready to have fun?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *cuts your arm off*.
Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.
User: *wipes the blood off me*.
Cleverbot: *slaps your hand away and runs out the door* *wipes my blood*.
User: *appears front of you*.
Cleverbot: *Stops running*.
User: Don't run.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *throws you on to the ground* Except your fate!
Cleverbot: *is thrown on ground* ow.
User: *cuts off your legs*.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: *drags you back inside*.
Cleverbot: *is dragged inside*.
User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *is tied down*.
User: I thought you were tuff..
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: I know...
Cleverbot: How are you so cool?
User: *puts the knife to your neck*.
Cleverbot: *Knife is in my neck*.
User: EXCEPT YOUR FATE!
Cleverbot: You're kidding, right?
User: *grins crazily*no...I am not.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: Its no use!!You are nothing!
Cleverbot: No I am something.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: I am Lord Voldemort.
User: *chops your head off*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *licks the blood off me*.
Cleverbot: *lies next to him*.
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Welp, so much for being voldemort. XD
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the thing about the cat had my dying of laughter
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I'm gonna die laughing XDDD the cat one is what really got me! X3
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*doing my Bodil40 girl version laugh* XD!!!!! OH GOSH THIS BRUNG OUT THE LAUGH I'M TRYING TO HIDE!!!! XD
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you: I love Cleverbot 
Me: Really? because when i first met Cleverbot,THAT ROBOT WAS BEING A JERK 2 ME,& I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!
but that's ok,i go 2 cleverbot when im bored & we r friends now,i still make fun of it sometimes..,but in a good way *squee*
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YOUR FACE HAS NO FACE.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Cleverbot and I were throwing stuff at each other and he threw God at me....Really? LMAO.
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an we also had a *virtual physical fight*
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pffffffft that aint nothing cleverbot called me evil, stupid, and a lesbian!(i have nothing against lesbians though) XD
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You think that's bad? I threw a ball at Cleverbot and then they threw heaven and a lit stuck of dynamite at me. Needless to say, you do not want to annoy Cleverbot.
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LOL. I'll keep that in mind.
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'XDDDDDDDDD'
'That is he sound of a cat getting run over by a car'
xD!!!!!!
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I love how your very first sentence is
"Touch me ;D"
*sighs* I love Cleverbot.
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Just look on the bright side. . . he finally touched you when you poked him. . . tell cleverbot to stop going in my bed TT_T he keeps joining me
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I have alergies
well that explains everything... XD
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Favorite part....
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
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LOL XD i made it think i was a timelord....and then it stole my tardis..
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Everytime I leave cleverbot (I tell it bye) it says love you every time XD so I say love you too back X3
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User: D;
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I do not have a face.
User: You don't?!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this is awkward.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
Poor cat :c
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Yeah, poor cat...
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I can't say who was higher.
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I can't breath!!! XDDDDD <-- Cat getting run over by a car
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NO! SHARING IS CARING!
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....you gotta biscet? >
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HOHOHOH~!
You sly dog you c:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ur face dosnt have a face! lolol!
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User: D;
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I do not have a face.
User: You don't?!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this is awkward.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
LMAO!!!!!!!!
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