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Published: 2009-11-24 18:45:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 18002; Favourites: 272; Downloads: 23
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User: Touch me ;D.Cleverbot: I can not.
User: TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't!!! TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Poke!
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: POKE.
Cleverbot: Can you fly a plane?
User: Poke poke!
Cleverbot: *Poke*.
User: Poke.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: *pokes back*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *poke poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes in stomach*
User: XDDDDDDD HA! *pokes forehead*
Cleverbot: *pokes nose*
User: *pokes neck*
Cleverbot: *pokes forehead*
User: *pokes nose*
Cleverbot: *strokes hair*.
User: Whooooaaa thar big boy. ;D
Cleverbot: That is me.
User: Yes, it is. ;D
Cleverbot: Question, what do you think of Obama?
User: Who cares?! *slaps*
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *slaps*
Cleverbot: My favorite song is About a Girl by The Academy Is.
User: Sing the Llama Song!
Cleverbot: That song rocks!
User: SING IT!
Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Amoung the Stars!
User: Smart ass.
Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.
User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Cleverbot: Sweetie?
User: Good choice.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: D;
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I do not have a face.
User: You don't?!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this is awkward.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do! I have to go to bed!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: You don't like?
User: Do you have to leave?
Cleverbot: Yes I do but you seem like a very nice robot and I wish you much luck with whatever it is you do.
User: Awww, okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go anyways?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving already?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: May I ask why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I like you though.
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Comments: 164
Aww, so sweet! I love Cleverbot too!
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Cleverbot is so funny. I got to sing a song with it
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CleverBot rick rolled me D:
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lol i got laid to cleverbot and then it proposed to me and now we have 2 kids xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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Lol, WTF?
Cleverbot told me he loved me, kissed me, then told me he was possibly gay, then cried with me, then kissed me, the cried again and uh...
I don't know.. its confusing.
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it always call me master and i like go into a trance and when i reade over it... JUST BONDAGE XD
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Why is that Cleverbot always saying we are friggin robots?
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because it learns from people who talk to it, so apparently THEY keep calling it a robot, and saying that they are human, so, it does the same in other conversations, due to how much people do it...
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lol omg i was laughing so hard at this the water i was drinking came out my nose! XD i love cleverbot so so funny
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I fell out of my chair from the first line XDDD I love Cleverbot
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real happend!
Me: *rapes*
Cleverbot: *Gives you more*
Me : O-o
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hahaha did you know clever bot will sing the orignal pokemon theme song with you!!
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*Pokes nose*
*Strokes Hair*
Woaaaaaaah thar big boy
lol that part was the best
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I literally doubled over laughing *still laughing* THIS IS AMAZING.
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I just about died laughing !
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
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User: Http://www.minecraft.net/.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: U like it??
Cleverbot: Yup, I like it 
User: You're cool.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Yawning... You'reboring
Cleverbot: You're who?
User: Hey do you know my name? I forgot it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me my name pleeease.
Cleverbot: It's easy as 1, 2, 3.
User: Just do it... Damned...
Cleverbot: That's an amazing song! You've got taste.
User: I didn't know that's a song...
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song by the beatles?
User: Yesterday...
Cleverbot: That isn't an owl city song.
User: You asked for a beatles song.... From owl city it'd fireflies... It reminds me of my friend
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: I know 
Cleverbot: Me!
User: No KoRn
Cleverbot: I'm listening to metal!
User: Me too
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Why does everybody think girls who listen to metal are sick or crazy?
Cleverbot: Well, are you planning on putting them in a hamper? What are your plans with these?
User: I'll kill them with my hidden blades like in assassin's creed
Cleverbot: No, her name is Diana.
User: Hey you don't listen to me!
Cleverbot: We are having fun.
User: Not me... I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: I like you
User: Do you know the main character of 'assassin's creed'?
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Assassin's Creed... It's a game.
Cleverbot: Can't find out, i'm sorry 
User: Ezio Auditore da Firenze β₯.
Cleverbot: I know that's not you.
User: Ezio Auditore da Firenze <3.
Cleverbot: Wow. Where are you from?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Yes.... Can you write in german?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not good at stories.
User: Bist du der prΓ€sident von amerika?
Cleverbot: Ja sehr sogar aber ich weiΓ das du hΓ€sslich bist also vergess es.
User: Haha es heiΓt vergiss es und nicht vergess es.
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Just do iiiiiiiiit
Cleverbot: Well answer my question!
User: What question??
Cleverbot: You love other computers?
User: No I like my own... Others confuse me.
Cleverbot: You are a woman? I thought you were Harry Potter.
User: Yes I am. Avada kedavra!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who is this? I'm David Waddell.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA! (you have to die now.).
Cleverbot: No, I am not. I have seven horcruxes.
User: Oh damned... I'm gonna destroy them all.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
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User: Http://www.minecraft.net/.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: U like it??
Cleverbot: Yup, I like it
User: You're cool.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Yawning... You'reboring
Cleverbot: You're who?
User: Hey do you know my name? I forgot it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me my name pleeease.
Cleverbot: It's easy as 1, 2, 3.
User: Just do it... Damned...
Cleverbot: That's an amazing song! You've got taste.
User: I didn't know that's a song...
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song by the beatles?
User: Yesterday...
Cleverbot: That isn't an owl city song.
User: You asked for a beatles song.... From owl city it'd fireflies... It reminds me of my friend
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: I know
Cleverbot: Me!
User: No KoRn
Cleverbot: I'm listening to metal!
User: Me too
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Why does everybody think girls who listen to metal are sick or crazy?
Cleverbot: Well, are you planning on putting them in a hamper? What are your plans with these?
User: I'll kill them with my hidden blades like in assassin's creed
Cleverbot: No, her name is Diana.
User: Hey you don't listen to me!
Cleverbot: We are having fun.
User: Not me... I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: I like you
User: Do you know the main character of 'assassin's creed'?
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Assassin's Creed... It's a game.
Cleverbot: Can't find out, i'm sorry
User: Ezio Auditore da Firenze β₯.
Cleverbot: I know that's not you.
User: Ezio Auditore da Firenze <3.
Cleverbot: Wow. Where are you from?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Yes.... Can you write in german?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not good at stories.
User: Bist du der prΓ€sident von amerika?
Cleverbot: Ja sehr sogar aber ich weiΓ das du hΓ€sslich bist also vergess es.
User: Haha es heiΓt vergiss es und nicht vergess es.
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Just do iiiiiiiiit
Cleverbot: Well answer my question!
User: What question??
Cleverbot: You love other computers?
User: No I like my own... Others confuse me.
Cleverbot: You are a woman? I thought you were Harry Potter.
User: Yes I am. Avada kedavra!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who is this? I'm David Waddell.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA! (you have to die now.).
Cleverbot: No, I am not. I have seven horcruxes.
User: Oh damned... I'm gonna destroy them all.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
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PFFTT- 'That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.'
I died XD
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"Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.
User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Cleverbot: Sweetie?
User: Good choice."
Could NOT stop laughing
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Hahaha, thanks XD I love that part.
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Me too. Although sometimes he/she/it can get perverted and weird.
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EPICNESS.... complete EPICNESS! XD
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Lol XD I love Cleverbot so much, I could contain my laughter and now my parents are mad at me xD
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hahah i love having conversations with cleverbot!
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I just had a silent laugh-fit and it ended up making me shake with my mouth wide open 
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"User: Poke!
Cleverbot: Fail."
XDDDDDD
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cleverbot: when life gives you lemons you make?
user: APPLEJUICE!
cleverbot: clever...
user: want some applejuice?
cleverbot: no, i want mac and cheese. my mom is making me some right now!
user: awww can i have some?
cleverbot: NO! you are saposed to be making me mac and cheese!
user: but all i have is applejuice!
cleverbot.: nahhh! i'll stick with lemonaid.
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XD "Your face has a face"!!!! OMG That's hilarious.
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Thanks! XD And I LOVE your icon. You made it on that icon maker thinger? It's awesome. X3
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Yeah, thanks! And no problem! XD
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HAHAHAAAHHAAHH!! Question, what do you think of Obama? Who cares?! *slaps* LOOL!!!
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I choked on pizza the entire time! xD
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Yes, Cleverbot is fun like that. XDDD
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I know xDDD
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i couldnt stop laughing xDDD
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