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Published: 2009-11-24 18:45:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 18002; Favourites: 272; Downloads: 23
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User: Touch me ;D.Cleverbot: I can not.
User: TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't!!! TOUCH ME.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Poke!
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: POKE.
Cleverbot: Can you fly a plane?
User: Poke poke!
Cleverbot: *Poke*.
User: Poke.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: *pokes back*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *poke poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes in stomach*
User: XDDDDDDD HA! *pokes forehead*
Cleverbot: *pokes nose*
User: *pokes neck*
Cleverbot: *pokes forehead*
User: *pokes nose*
Cleverbot: *strokes hair*.
User: Whooooaaa thar big boy. ;D
Cleverbot: That is me.
User: Yes, it is. ;D
Cleverbot: Question, what do you think of Obama?
User: Who cares?! *slaps*
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *slaps*
Cleverbot: My favorite song is About a Girl by The Academy Is.
User: Sing the Llama Song!
Cleverbot: That song rocks!
User: SING IT!
Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Amoung the Stars!
User: Smart ass.
Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.
User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Cleverbot: Sweetie?
User: Good choice.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: D;
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I do not have a face.
User: You don't?!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this is awkward.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do! I have to go to bed!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: You don't like?
User: Do you have to leave?
Cleverbot: Yes I do but you seem like a very nice robot and I wish you much luck with whatever it is you do.
User: Awww, okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go anyways?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving already?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: May I ask why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I like you though.
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i tried this out, first it said he was god then he said he was going to marry me XD
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Being suggestive with Cleverbot never works.
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you can be suggestive with it, you just have to kiss it like this-
user:are you a male?
cleverbot:yes
user: perfect*kisses*
cleverbot:*kisses back*
user: *kisses deeper*
cleverbot: *kisses harder*
((it has happened to me before cuz i was messing around 
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have you done that before?
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Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
...I guess that's the answer to life, then XD
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LMAO "TOUCH ME"
Cleverbot: "I have to go.
I think you creeped it out. XD
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Hahahahahahaha!! XDDD That's the best!
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Your face has no face!
This is mine:Cleverbot conversation SHQ00228508
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User: If you or a friend dosen't have a phone, how do you sign up for gmail?
Cleverbot: I could be. But I was curious about you, not me.
User: Responde a mi pregunta.
Cleverbot: Que pregunta.
User: Mi pregunta es: Si usted o un amigo no tiene un telΓ©fono, ΒΏcΓ³mo ApΓΊntate a Gmail?
Cleverbot: Tienes mucha razΓ³n.
User: ΒΏQuΓ© idioma no se habla?
Cleverbot: EspaΓ±ol.
User: You are speaking spanish!
Cleverbot: Well you are speaking purple.
User: I'll be a clever bot AL.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend.
User: AI.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Wow, what do you dream about?
User: MLP FIM.
Cleverbot: Jim jim?
User: My Little Pony Friend Ship Is Magic.
Cleverbot: I would like to 'lol' at that.
User: You are no Brony or grony.
Cleverbot: I AM a guy, who wants a robot friend, will you be my robot friend?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ω
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ΩΨ.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Τ»ΥΆΥΉ Υ§ Υ±Υ₯Φ Υ‘ΥΆΥΈΦΥΆΥ¨?
Cleverbot: It seems like I'm actually speaking to a real person.
User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit [link]
Cleverbot: Yes, it's important to the life.
User: cleverlips! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in clever them on Speech input? Chrome Beta Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human! in partnership with PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it sa.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Actually, you are an ex-con's brain hooked up to the mainframe.
User: 12242 people talking Τ»ΥΆΥΉ Υ§ Υ±Υ₯Φ Υ‘ΥΆΥΈΦΥΆΥ¨? It seems like I'm actually speaking to a real person. Please avoid Unicode, or visit [link] Yes, it's important to th.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.
User: As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows Jedediah feed.
Cleverbot: I am very intelligent, and that is not just an opinion.
User: Maybe your the one, Maybe your the one, Who lived yto go all phcyco.
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: This is my last resort.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Sufacation, No breathing.
Cleverbot: I would like bread too.
User: Do you know werid al?
Cleverbot: No, but I don't care either.
User: What's your favortie MLP FiM charecter.
Cleverbot: I don't have a car.
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, And Applejack?
Cleverbot: I am never out and about in very few clothes to be concerned about such things.
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, And Applejack?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, or Applejack?
Cleverbot: Clearly, you have not yet recovered from the dose of formula X you stole from the laboratory. You are unfit for questioning.
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, And Applejack?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like cookies. My favorite are chocolate chip.
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, And Applejack?
Cleverbot: You're really smart! Good job!
User: Do you like Rarity, Rainbow dash, Pinkie pie, Twilight Sparkle,Fluttershy, And Applejack?
Cleverbot: Wrong. Not alphabetical order.
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: I think Twilight is a bad serie.
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Oh Rarity.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Rarity,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: Your name is not the same as your age.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Not 15.
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Rarity,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Rarity,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Do you like: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Pinkiepie,Rainbowdash,Rarity,Or Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: No. I don't like it.
User: I like Rainbow dash.
Cleverbot: Do you like pinkie pie?
User: MLP FIM.
Cleverbot: Wrong. She is Melody Pond.
User: My Little Pony (EuroBeat Brony Mix).
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Till it showed it's magic to me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure!
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
User: Magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my little ponies.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Me want din-dins!
User: My Little pony- You are my very best friends!
Cleverbot: That's... Not actually the last line. And you repeated a line I did. But still, very close. Good job.
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh⦠[Twilight Sparkle] (My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me [Rainbow Dash] Big adven.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh⦠[Twilight Sparkle] (My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me [Rainbow Dash] Big adven.
Cleverbot: Well, I did say that I was sorry. Does that not suffice?
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh⦠[Twilight Sparkle] (My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me [Rainbow Dash] Big adven.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit [link] Is all it says.
Cleverbot: Apprantely... That yuffie comment was hot.
User: [Rainbow Dash] Three months of winter coolness And awesome holidays [Pinkie Pie] We've kept our hoovsies warm at home Time off from work to play [Applejack] But the food we've stored is runnin' ou.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think I get it. That was a metaphor for how you'll hurt the bird, but it'll recover quickly, so you can lovingly nurture it back to health.
User: Eurobeat is good for tis song.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Doscord!
Cleverbot: What is 2 2.
User: Discord will kill you some day Just kidding.
Cleverbot: No, you first.
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Mein Gott, this is awesome.
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Cleverbot = best thing Google has ever created.
Ever.
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i fell on the floor laughing and my parents looked at me like i was the weirdest person in the world...
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Cleverbot is awseooooooome!!!!!!!!!!! XD i laughed so hard at this!
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Awww I laughed so much when I read this! 
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i loled at this part!!!!
User: You don't have a face!
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.
User: XDDDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
User: Ohhhh... That explains everything
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omg i nearly pissed my pantsXD i love clever bot
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Cleverbot: Did you go to the miley concert..oh wait, you are a robot so you can't do enjoyable things.
User: IM NOT A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are the robot.
User: AM NOT.
Cleverbot: Now, go make me a sandwich.
User: D:.
INDEED A GREAT ROBOT
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I said that and it said said noooo every time XD for 40 minutes O.O'
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I burst out laughing wile reading this XDDDD I can't say that to my Cleverbot cause it says its a girl over and over XD And I asked its name and it said "The queen of england" XDD
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My Cleverbot said it was a girl too and that its name was Lisa. And then it said it was a granny xD
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LOL, that's funny xD
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XD if you look at my journals i have some cleverbot stuff, if you want to take a look XD
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lol i like him sometimes hate him others
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"Your face doesn't have a face"
BEST.
LINE.
EVER!!!!
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Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.
User: How would you know??
Cleverbot: I have allergies.
That part made me ROFL so hard! XD
Cleverbot is awesome ^^
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the "thats the noise a cat makes" part ios the funniest, i love the random stuff cleverbot says! XD XD XD
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xD read my journal i got yaoi on there from clever bot, mwuhahaha x3 im evil
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We sing bohemaian rhapsody but no weird al songs...
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Cleverbot doing things with me right now.
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nawww the ending is soo awww
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why can't cleverbot work with me like this?!
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Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.
User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
Cleverbot: Sweetie?
User: Good choice.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
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