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I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

...

Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.

The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!

Description
I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

...

Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.

The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!